💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick, your tax dollars

This is how you have chosen to end your life stalker. I do not pay taxes for any of my pepperoni sales

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Times like these, I think back to that artist's rendition of either BDA's hearing or when Patrick demanded Dan Mullen be arrested for sitting in on his hearing. I'm sure someone has it but it's the sketch of a pig in a suit with his iconic hair puff, angrily gesturing at his phone (with a picture of a toilet on it) to a judge.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Swatting number six million has occurred. Looks like a Redditor had some fun with a Pima County tipline form.
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Swatting is horrible, I do not condone it in any way, I hope they catch the person doing it, but goddamn that pepperoni bit had me laughing.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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Yes Patrick, your tax dollars (assuming you actually pay any) go towards paying for all the frozen Eggos, fried chicken, Coke, and seafood boil bags that get bought with SNAP.

this level of sophistry is so fucking tedious. i hope he stubs his toe every day for the rest of his life.

 

[Summer of George]

Times like these, I think back to that artist's rendition of either BDA's hearing or when Patrick demanded Dan Mullen be arrested for sitting in on his hearing. I'm sure someone has it but it's the sketch of a pig in a suit with his iconic hair puff, angrily gesturing at his phone (with a picture of a toilet on it) to a judge.

Definitely deserving of a repost:

 

[Dean Pentel]

Definitely deserving of a repost:
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GODFUCKING DAMN HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS THE FIRST TIME AROUND?!

Please tell me someone xeeted this at him back then.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Swatting number six million has occurred. Looks like a Redditor had some fun with a Pima County tipline form.
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A Pima County report? The Fatrick Tomlinson + Tommy Tooter crossover is here

 

[FeedMeAmericanCheese]

Spoiler: jakking attempt

Has anyone tried jakking him?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Yes Patrick, your tax dollars (assuming you actually pay any) go towards paying for all the frozen Eggos, fried chicken, Coke, and seafood boil bags that get bought with SNAP.

He's just jealous that they get subsidized food and he has to burn calories grinding his unique pepperoni. Food is always on his mind; he's quite obese, according to every medical standard.

 

[Questions are a Burden]

Which toxic and destructive internet community no longer exists after going toe to toe with Fatrick?

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Which toxic and destructive internet community no longer exists after going toe to toe with Fatrick?

The sfwa is kind of on the back foot, no?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Definitely deserving of a repost:
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Is the guy in the background supposed to be a white version of the black dude with dramatic reactions from SAMCRO Joe’s People’s Court appearance?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The sfwa is kind of on the back foot, no?

That's not so much a community it's more of a 'ring'.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cry me a fucking river, dumb creepy cunt.

At this point I can’t blame Pat for not wanting to be associated with her.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Has anyone tried jakking him?

According to all the gay porn the Brothermen kept posting at him (and 'of him'), it seems like he spends plenty of time 'jakking' himself

 

[neger psykolog]

According to all the gay porn the Brothermen kept posting at him (and 'of him'), it seems like he spends plenty of time 'jakking' himself

Now I think of all the time I've spent looking for my own gay porn, meanwhile king Patrick gets that shit fo free

 

[Gothic Runes]

At this point I can’t blame Pat for not wanting to be associated with her.

Same with Shane or that rapist nigger from Las Vegas, you just know Patrick secretly hates that he has to sit at the weird smelly loser table with them, at least Snackie has that 90s computer hacker larp going which appeals to gullible rubes like Pat.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok so I have largely paid little attention to Man of Pig's oinking over the Epstein files but this exchange made me realise something


Firstly that Fatrick is in actuality....fat.

However I also realised that by the standard of "authorities got unevidenced anonymous tip offs = 1000% verified truth" we can conclood that Fartletits does indeed run a basement negerwurst grinding operation fueled by the ebonic gas deposited in his wife's coochie, as this has also been repeatedly featured in unevidenced anonymous tip offs to the authorities

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

However I also realised that by the standard of "authorities got unevidenced anonymous tip offs = 1000% verified truth"

So anonymous tips to local authorities that a certain Fatty in Milwaukee visited Jeffery Epstein's islands in the 2000s would be 1000% verified truth?

 

[NaggotFigger]

I wanted to repost the time when Rick took avatars way too seriously. Nice try, stupid.