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Computer God Autism said:
There was that guy who did a pitch-perfect Han Solo impersonation that Disney snubbed for the Solo movie, get him.
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Anthony Ingruber.

He already played young Harrison Ford in another movie before Solo, dude was basically perfect casting and he was actually very openly interested in the role.
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The guy they actually cast in Solo was just the first guy who auditioned. They didn't even fucking try.
 
Something something, they never set out to imitate Harrison Ford’s iconic performance, Han Solo is bigger than any one portrayal. This is a younger, still-evolving Han, so we sought an actor who could honor that timeless spirit while bringing his own fresh energy, authenticity, and freedom to the role.
 
Screamer_2 said:
Something something, they never set out to imitate Harrison Ford’s iconic performance, Han Solo is bigger than any one portrayal. This is a younger, still-evolving Han, so we sought an actor who could honor that timeless spirit while bringing his own fresh energy, authenticity, and freedom to the role.
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What a crock.

If you have an iconic performance and you're making a prequel to that performance why wouldn't you get someone who can actually channel it? It's not a reboot or some vague re-imagining, it's supposed to be the exact same character in the exact same unbroken story. The Han from Solo is supposed to grow into the Han from the OT, from his mannerisms to his physical appearance. It's the same version of the same character.

River Phoenix played a better young Ford character than Sheckelblatt McWidejaw.

If it's just some vague wishy washy bullshit about the """spirit""" of the character but the actual details of the performance don't matter then why not cast a strong independent black woman as Han instead? Fuck it, have Billy Dee William's old ass play Han in the prequel.

Why not?
 
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GGSurvivor said:
Another marvel-slop movie with quips and a Star Wars-themed paint job. Something has to be done about this industry-wide decline in IPs. What are all the white male writers with talent doing while being blacklisted from Hollywood? Sitting around posting on X?
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Doing podcasts mostly or being locked up in prison for having consensual sex with adult women.
 
Adamska said:
I'm just amused that the second trailer even marginally improving from the nadir that was the first one has cattle in this thread moo in anticipation here to get optically skullfucked again by RatCo, especially since it just looks like more of the same shit people claimed to have gotten tired of during Mando season 2 at best.
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I am so fucking excited for next product, dude. You don't even understand. See Kennedy is out and we won the Lucasfilm civil war, so Doomcock says its ok to consume again! Not that I ever actually stopped but you know I can stop feeling sort of bad about it. Releasing a trailer that is marvel-movie-but-star-wars shows that Disney only released TLJ and Ep. 9 because they love us that much.
I was sort of thinking Star Wars was over for good, but then they had this trailer with 10 seconds of X-wings, and a cameo appearance by some Bounty Hunter from the decannonized EU and now I have lost all object permanence. Star War is great again and am fully ready to pay $20 to take a hot steaming multi-gallon load of fresh corporate rat jizz right to my face. God I cannot fucking wait to fucking consoom this shit mother-effer.

I mean, I'm forced to consoom anyway. My father is sick with Stage IV genital herpes and I can't NOT go make him spend 2 hours of his waning time on this earth consooming disney corpo slop. Star Wars is the only thing we have in common as I'm too emotionally stunted to actually develop anything resembling an actual personality or preferences, instead relying on pop-culture as a replacement. If we can't talk about comsuming pop-culture, my father and I would have literally no relationship and that's just normal. I want to make sure I have good memories of my father, consuming some movie where a muppet does some shit, instead of actually connecting with the man who raised me and actually learning about he is. Instead, we'll both watch the same corporate slop and say how much we love it, and we can pretend that's actual connection.

Look we are so back and its not a marvel quip memberberries shitfest. Look there are Hutts! There's beskar! There's the mando helmet! There's a CGI monster! There are storm troopers, the good ones not the Duck Troopers! They won't just be used as memberries cameos or name-drop references either. Star Wars has never been this back, and I'm pre-buying tickets because I am incapable of learning from past experiences.

You zero-standards lack-of-object-permance abused wife consoomer faggots disgust me.
Anyway I give the trailer a C plus.
 
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OMG!!!! That trailer looks FUN FUN FUN!!!!!! Did you see baby Yoda!? SOOOO CUTE!!!!! And there's characters I remember from other Furloni slop! I clapped and cried, movie gets a 9 out of 10.

I'll torrent a cam rip opening day and give you all a plot run down so no one here has to pay to see this slop. It can't be as bad as Star Trek: Quality Learing Academy but that show is literal niggerfaggot AIDS.
 
Gurney Halleck said:
That's for the best. Do you want Filoni slopifying every character from the EU you ever liked? Mara Jade getting reimagined as a strong gay BIPOC?
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He'd probably make is to that Ashoka is the one who brings Mara to the light side and then have lesbian force sex which gives birth to Filoni's next gen Globshitto character.
 
That trailer is sort of ok, If I knew nothing of the previous atrocities.

I really saw no "space" though, what is it with no space scenes or space combat anymore?

Also Im sick of the aliens having modern human voices and dialect.
 
Does anyone want to name or link me a good documentary or interview with George Lucas? I know there's a good few out there so I would appreciate hearing which specific one you like the most.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
If it's just some vague wishy washy bullshit about the """spirit""" of the character but the actual details of the performance don't matter then why not cast a strong independent black woman as Han instead? Fuck it, have Billy Dee William's old ass play Han in the prequel.
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Han Solo reimagined as a black woman is incredibly powerful

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Has Disney done Star Wars What If's that would actually do this kind of shit yet?
 
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GGSurvivor said:
Another marvel-slop movie with quips and a Star Wars-themed paint job. Something has to be done about this industry-wide decline in IPs. What are all the white male writers with talent doing while being blacklisted from Hollywood? Sitting around posting on X?
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It's funny because in Andor, there are multiple tension-filled scenes without the constant quips. You have in the last two episodes Cassian and Melshi show up to rescue Kleya and don't know the ISB is right behind them to bring her in. K-2SO sees them and just wades through them. The only two quips in the entire sequence are when one of the ISB goons asks K if he is with them and he knocks the goon over a railing to his death and says "no" and after killing the rest of the goons, including using a dead ISB officer's corpse as a shield, is to tell Andor and friends "Cassian, I have cleared a path." Those lines aren't really played up for laughs, although K is a smartass, and aren't played off as tension breakers, but are just matter of factly put out there.

Now compare that with Solo which was a quip a shot or how The Last Jedi literally starts out with Poe telling a "Your Mama" joke to the not-Empire.
 
William Murderface said:
K-2SO sees them and just wades through them. The only two quips in the entire sequence are when one of the ISB goons asks K if he is with them and he knocks the goon over a railing to his death and says "no" and after killing the rest of the goons, including using a dead ISB officer's corpse as a shield, is to tell Andor and friends "Cassian, I have cleared a path." Those lines aren't really played up for laughs, although K is a smartass, and aren't played off as tension breakers, but are just matter of factly put out there.
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K-2SO is also the comedic relief character so him doing Robotautism dry one-liners is just part of the character, who is only occassionally used.

contrast with EVERYONE in the trailer spewing quips, major character Baby Yoda being a constant source of "Kramer you can't do that!" from Mando, and even when Mando is doing shit like killing storm troopers there is physical comedy to him shooting the wounded one.

It is literally a marvel movie, just star wars.
 
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