The same way they ruin all their properties. They would smooth out any interesting or controversial aspect of the characters, fill it with tell not show moments, and let some showrunner who doesn't even like Kyle or the games be in charge of it. Any aspects of Space Opera would be removed in favor of recycled aspects of previous star war's characters/movies in order to make people high on member berries. Also they'd probably make Kyle love cock.
Too much TCW and Katie Lucas glazing in that video for my tastes. Katie Lucas is as much of a hack as Filoni, she wrote those stupid "Nightsisters are literal witches" episodes. TCW isn't a "crown jewel", it's cubic zirconia. And why get excited at the idea of "Darth Talon" being in the show? She'd just be something that resembles Darth Talon, but with none of the characterization that made her Darth Talon. Same as with their take on Quinlan Vos or Barriss Offee.
That usually never works out. To these people who don't care about franchises at all, it's just another paycheck.
And their old audience is slowly dying. Nostalgia has a definite lifespan yet these corpos don't get it.
So listen not curbstomp a decent concept here but:
Excuse me, did you not watch Episode 9? That was a direct rip off of Dark Empire.
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but that wasn't a parody short/episode at all
You return to tradition and cast some nobody actors who look kind of like the original cast. I find that the audience is very willing to accept a recast.
I think the guy who plays Aerion Brightflame in the Dunk and Egg show could visually pull off being Luke. Or go with the conventional hire Sebastian Stan route
Idk, maybe an animated series could work. They could even release it under their "Legends" title to say it isn't part of their Disney shitcanon, and then seethe when it does better because it has characters people love being portrayed as heroes instead of quippy meme machines.
Yeah, but that's like comparing a Fisher Price Playmobile with a Mustang. Are they both cars? yes, but one is infinitely more fun.
I opposed the sale from day 1, and even I reckoned without knowledge just how bad things would get. People were so deranged and blinded by internet reviewer bias that they really thought anyone but George would be able to do Star Wars. Then TLJ came out and the schism began when the fanboys started to realized "Hey wait, this sucks" and the corporate plants activated to fight back. But we already know all about that.
There are a lot of times I think I have a really longwinded rant to make and then I write it down and barely a sentence.
tis the sovl o' wit, brevity
I was doing a /sneed there but this is a terrible analogy and you should feel bad.
Honestly with the magic of digital effects, keto diets, and Disney's digitzombie technology, 15 years ago fuuuuuuuuck Hamil wasn't too old have been in.... as much of an action film as the OG films were. Fisher and Ford however...
Hard disagree on that, especially in this case, but I also don't feel the need to argue the point since it's beyond moot.
I also opposed the sale and vehemently opposed the decanonization of the EU, but I was convinced by morons that Disney would atleast not be retarded. I should have stuck with my gut like you.
The only parts they took from DE were the emperor coming back (and maybe possibly kinda sorta being a clone), which is almost universally considered the worst part of Dark Empire, and him having a fleet of superweapons.
There was that guy who did a pitch-perfect Han Solo impersonation that Disney snubbed for the Solo movie, get him.
Much better trailer and the youtube reaction looks good. Maybe I'll see it after all if the reviews are good, wasn't planning on it.
That first trailer sucked, this looks like something I might actually want to watch.
