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How does my husband know when I turn the thermostat up even 1 degree? How does he know that I turn it up after he leaves and down before he gets home? Is this a special ability only unlocked if you have XY chromosomes?

What magic words can I use on him to let me be the master of the thermostat?
 
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Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu said:
How does my husband know when I turn the thermostat up even 1 degree? How does he know that I turn it up after he leaves and down before he gets home? Is this a special ability only unlocked if you have XY chromosomes?

What magic words can I use to get him to let me be the master of the thermostat?
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It's not just your husband. The male hive mind is instantly alerted whenever anyone fucks with a thermostat.

Unfortunately you'll have to defeat your husband in Mortal Kombat to earn honorary XY status and be awarded thermostat control for your sector.
 
Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu said:
How does my husband know when I turn the thermostat up even 1 degree? How does he know that I turn it up after he leaves and down before he gets home? Is this a special ability only unlocked if you have XY chromosomes?

What magic words can I use on him to let me be the master of the thermostat?
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Because he can feel it. I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your husband is a decent guy and keeps the thermostat as warm as he can stand while still being comfortable, which means any variation towards the warms instantly dips into less-than-comfortable. Just because you turn it down before he’s home doesn’t mean the heat has had enough time to dissipate.
 
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Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu said:
How does my husband know when I turn the thermostat up even 1 degree? How does he know that I turn it up after he leaves and down before he gets home? Is this a special ability only unlocked if you have XY chromosomes?

What magic words can I use on him to let me be the master of the thermostat?
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Every man loves his money and are OCD about keeping things cheap. We have a wired intuition that helps us detect whenever there's a variable that might increase our expense bill by a couple of cents.
 
McMitch said:
Because he can feel it. I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your husband is a decent guy and keeps the thermostat as warm as he can stand while still being uncomfortable, which means any variation towards the warms instantly dips into less-than-comfortable. Just because you turn it down before he’s home doesn’t mean the heat has had enough time to dissipate.
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I feel like 72 degrees is unusually cruel punishment. In the winter, I like to pretend I’m in the Bahamas.
Epic Fail Man said:
Every man loves his money and are OCD about keeping things cheap. We have a wired intuition that helps us detect whenever there's a variable that might increase our expense bill by a couple of cents.
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I make up the difference by turning off the ac in the summer. He’s not very grateful. I don’t think that’s the issue.
 
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