🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Muze said:

Drinking a Cobras Mist ... https://youtube.com/watch?v=0-KAZ4SXmSE ... TWU​

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I remember making this one night after work and oh god did it burn. I can never wrap my mind around how he could drink any beer with mountain dew. The hard monsters were a lot better mixed with Monster Energy.
I also made my own Cobra Drink combo, Voodoo Ranger Mango Fruit Force mixed with one of the Monster Energy juices. Went down a lot better
 
Bog chronicles had his uses. Highlighting Those 4 hour livestreams most cool cobras arent going to struggle through. Cobes really slowed down on the livestreams though and recapping cobes short form content is genuinely a form of stealing views.

And yeah he definitely encouraged alog comments.

Cobes should have hired somebody to edit his shit down to manage a clips channel for him and he would have had many takers.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
What does that have to do with anything?
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Cobes doesn't edit. It's why all of his songs are out of time or are incomprehensible noise. Plus, do you really think the guy who at the height of his cognitive ability took out a payday loan for a fucking Little Caesar's Pizza is saving money to pay an editor?
 
Orkeosaurus said:
What does that have to do with anything?
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Absolutely everything. He wasn't bad with vocals, and his collaborative efforts were not bad. He could have had a spot doing that with others providing everything else. Instead, he insisted on doing his own, and it was, well, less experimental than unmitigated shit.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Cobes doesn't edit. It's why all of his songs are out of time or are incomprehensible noise. Plus, do you really think the guy who at the height of his cognitive ability took out a payday loan for a fucking Little Caesar's Pizza is saving money to pay an editor?
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What im saying is theres probably enough clout hungry faggots out that that would have done it for free. Yes I know hr didnt edit shit. Thats why I said he should have asked for help.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
What im saying is theres probably enough clout hungry faggots out that that would have done it for free. Yes I know hr didnt edit shit. Thats why I said he should have asked for help.
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What you're neglecting to understand is that Cobes would never ask. That wasn't his makeup. You might as well ask a fish to live on land. He never would. He was too damn stubborn (ODD) to ever ask for help.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
What im saying is theres probably enough clout hungry faggots out that that would have done it for free. Yes I know hr didnt edit shit. Thats why I said he should have asked for help.
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There are rocks out there that would bleed before Josh asked for help from even Homedad Clint. It's one of the reasons Josh died aged 34 of a heart attack. He didn't want anyone to help him with even the most basic of things. Hell, if it weren't for a Clintervention, I bet you he'd still be either in the Green Basement post-eviction-#2, or he'd be homeless.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
What im saying is theres probably enough clout hungry faggots out that that would have done it for free. Yes I know hr didnt edit shit. Thats why I said he should have asked for help.
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Cobra was sent thousands of dollars in various camera equipment and used any of it. There were even people who offered to teach teach Cobra in person how to use a tripod for his cooking videos. He never accepted help from anyone.
 
This might be of interest to some of you. It's kind of off topic but I found a random goober on youtube and there's a lot of overlap with Cobra.
Meet Nicholas McInnes. He's a man from Canada who believes he is God/Jesus/Ra and an avid smoker "That's my favroite thing to do, smoking weed" (though he won't smoke on camera because he's worried youtube will delete his channel)

What makes him interesting? Well, he's delusional, for one. For two he streams daily himself sitting in his bathroom, running water, and meditating. It's boring. But when he stops, he addresses the people commenting and says some funny things. He also happens to schitzopost with AI on facebook and his YouTube updates and believe Barak Obama is harassing him and various musicians such as Katy Perry's song are about him.
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He likes to thank his viewers who support him with sending them positive and healing energy and asserts he is sending negative energy and curses to his "enemies." Up until this week he would meditate for hours with a wireframe pyramid on his head but he ordered a "crown" on amazon, and that's what he wears now. It is adorned with a cobra. He asserts it "spits fire at his enemies."
Despite it being a cheap Amazon trinket, he confirms it only works for him because of his magic powers
Some beads fell off (because it's a cheap piece of junk) but to him that means it is truly unique to only him and thus is special

he also has some merch! Here's what that looks like
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I'm not sharing him here because I think he's a lolcow, please don't harass him or try to troll, not that I think you guys would. I'm just sharing because I know many of you just like harmless internet oddballs and find them oddly endearing, much like myself. He just seems like a goofball who smokes too much weed and has harmless delusions that make him sit in his bathroom with the shower running for hours at a time. While, occasionally, saying something unintentionally hilarious like "it is the most powerful crown there ever was because I'm the sun god Ra and three beads fell off"

Edit: he really does remind me of cobra with... maybe a dash of larson now that i found the Ariana Grande stuff

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His Facebook is particularly insane because he just constantly posts selfies on the hour he must have uploaded tens of thousands over the years.
Still obsessing over Ariana Grande it seems, this is from today
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The deeper I dive the more I think this guy could be thread potential someday, depending on what happens. Seems like he's getting more attraction. Some youtuber made a video essay, and he even has a subreddit
 
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anliteralidiot said:
listen, a lotta women wear makeup to the dentist, so why can't he?
he was so fucking cool for dressing how he wanted, with no fucks given about what he looked like
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fuck double standards if women wanna wear makeup why cant sexy gothic bad boys too
 
anliteralidiot said:
listen, a lotta women wear makeup to the dentist, so why can't he?
he was so fucking cool for dressing how he wanted, with no fucks given about what he looked like
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After seeing him look like this going to the dentist, I feel better about looking minimally disheveled when its early morning for a dentist appointment. He'd love a dentist's office ran by women I think.
 
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