💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eul6vwYzCfM

3:30 Goes to myspace "it was a bunch of out of work musicians putting up music, it looked like mp3.com dood"
Then a minute later after Chawls mentions bandcamp and soundcloud(because soundcloud isn't full of out of work, and never had work musicians?) and makes fun of preppers(wtf?) "it looked totally liberal, it had bad bunny it had lady gaga, it had people with purple hair"

How the fuck do you go from out of work musicians, to Bad Bunny who Fatty whined about performing at the halftime show, and Lady Gaga who is currently on tour(and just released an album not even a year ago, which hit charts, set some a couple of sales records, won a grammy, and was platinum)?

And bitching about musicians with purple hair? As if punk music didn't exist? Or plenty of other shit from the late 90s-early 2000s era of music videos on MTV? No wonder this idiot was a manager for a musician for only a month or whatever, and got the entire MP3 boom wrong assuming that burning CDs on demand would replace the record industry.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I'm sorry if this has already been posted, I don't think it has, but I just got one of Jack's Morning Movement shorts in my YT recs. It was this one:

I checked the comments and to my delight, I saw this exchange:

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm sorry if this has already been posted, I don't think it has, but I just got one of Jack's Morning Movement shorts in my YT recs. It was this one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NyfQyoRIhQo
I checked the comments and to my delight, I saw this exchange:

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Fuckin' Miltion Friedman ova here.

Self-interest is not myopic selfishness. It is whatever it is that interests the participants, whatever they value, whatever goals they pursue. The scientist seeking to advance the frontiers of his discipline, the missionary seeking to convert infidels to the true faith, the philanthropist seeking to bring comfort to the needy - all are pursuing their interests, as they see them, as they judge them by their own values.​

Btw, He's regurggling what he said in his Valentine's Day livestream w.r.t. Kohl's wifi life hack.

 

[souschef]

I'm sorry if this has already been posted, I don't think it has, but I just got one of Jack's Morning Movement shorts in my YT recs. It was this one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NyfQyoRIhQo
I checked the comments and to my delight, I saw this exchange:

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In his defense the 3 for free copypasta always get a chuckle out of me

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

3:30 Goes to myspace "it was a bunch of out of work musicians putting up music, it looked like mp3.com dood"
Then a minute later after Chawls mentions bandcamp and soundcloud(because soundcloud isn't full of out of work, and never had work musicians?) and makes fun of preppers(wtf?) "it looked totally liberal, it had bad bunny it had lady gaga, it had people with purple hair"

How the fuck do you go from out of work musicians, to Bad Bunny who Fatty whined about performing at the halftime show, and Lady Gaga who is currently on tour(and just released an album not even a year ago, which hit charts, set some a couple of sales records, won a grammy, and was platinum)?

And bitching about musicians with purple hair? As if punk music didn't exist? Or plenty of other shit from the late 90s-early 2000s era of music videos on MTV? No wonder this idiot was a manager for a musician for only a month or whatever, and got the entire MP3 boom wrong assuming that burning CDs on demand would replace the record industry.

I don't think that stroked out, mush-brained fat ass should be whining about others not having a job

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't think that stroked out, mush-brained fat ass should be whining about others not having a job

Especially since he hasn't worked in decades. Lazy prick should see all those people trying to get employed, but the Kafka-esque circus that is applying for employment would break him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Charles is a much worse person than Jack on a fundamental level.

And Chawls is were Fatty gets a lot of his ideas on society.

I'm sorry if this has already been posted, I don't think it has, but I just got one of Jack's Morning Movement shorts in my YT recs. It was this one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NyfQyoRIhQo
I checked the comments and to my delight, I saw this exchange:

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So how much is your time worth and how much gas does it cost you to drive to Khol's just to get free shipping?

It's costing you in time you could be doing other things. It's costing you in gas money. In other words it's not the flex that he makes it out to be.

Lemme give you an example when saving money isn't really worth it. If you have a Costco near you that has a gas bar typically there's a huge lineup to get there unless you get there early or late. I've seen people wait in line for at least 10 minutes to get gas that is maybe $0.50 cent cheaper per gallon. While there they keep the car running. It's burning fuel. Let's say you have an SUV with a 20 gallon tank. You've saved $10 over the local Shell or whatever is in your area. But you burned fuel while there and waited in line for a while to get it. Meanwhile the 7-11 up the street a bit is selling gas at $0.25 cents cheaper than the local Shell or whatever and the pumps are always free.

Is it worth saving $5.00 and spending at least 10 minutes in line or to get your gas and go?

Sometimes these life hacks aren't as good as some people make them out to be.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Goes to myspace "it was a bunch of out of work musicians putting up music

Myspace revolutionized music for years. For the first time you didn't need a ton of corporate backing, MTV spots, or hand out demos out for free knowing most would be just thrown away. Bands made their name off the platform and had enough fans to do tours. Wtf is this guy talking about?

 

[AnOminous]

Myspace revolutionized music for years. For the first time you didn't need a ton of corporate backing, MTV spots, or hand out demos out for free knowing most would be just thrown away. Bands made their name off the platform and had enough fans to do tours. Wtf is this guy talking about?

Charles and Jack are both astoundingly stupid people.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Myspace revolutionized music for years. For the first time you didn't need a ton of corporate backing, MTV spots, or hand out demos out for free knowing most would be just thrown away. Bands made their name off the platform and had enough fans to do tours. Wtf is this guy talking about?

Plus you could put that racist ducktales song on your profile and nobody gave a shit.

 

[p1138]

Myspace revolutionized music for years. For the first time you didn't need a ton of corporate backing, MTV spots, or hand out demos out for free knowing most would be just thrown away. Bands made their name off the platform and had enough fans to do tours.

Yes, myspace did do that. However the current iteration of myspace is a weird mostly music themed site that the general public usually doesn't ever talk about.

Wtf is this guy talking about?

He doesn't know, so how is anyone else supposed to guess?

 

[Shartavius]

Though Jack himself is an obsolete relic of the '00s which raises eyebrows by lingering in such a diminished capacity as to serve no apparent purpose, he wouldn't be able to discuss that with any degree of accuracy or insight, either. He's like a delusional, broken clock denying his state and insisting people still regularly visit and consult him to check the time; when the only thing the odd set of eyes does is grimace and comment that he's broken, useless, and past due for some landfill.

Except that a broken clock is more sympathetic and accurate than Jack (for whom it's always Time To Eat).

 

[the khat quaffer]

Though Jack himself is an obsolete relic of the '00s which raises eyebrows by lingering in such a diminished capacity as to serve no apparent purpose, he wouldn't be able to discuss that with any degree of accuracy or insight, either.

Jack was so tech savvy at the turn of the millennium that he wasn't worried about any of his electronics being Y2K compliant. They weren't even Y1K compliant!

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

And Chawls is were Fatty gets a lot of his ideas on society.


So how much is your time worth and how much gas does it cost you to drive to Khol's just to get free shipping?

It's costing you in time you could be doing other things. It's costing you in gas money. In other words it's not the flex that he makes it out to be.

Lemme give you an example when saving money isn't really worth it. If you have a Costco near you that has a gas bar typically there's a huge lineup to get there unless you get there early or late. I've seen people wait in line for at least 10 minutes to get gas that is maybe $0.50 cent cheaper per gallon. While there they keep the car running. It's burning fuel. Let's say you have an SUV with a 20 gallon tank. You've saved $10 over the local Shell or whatever is in your area. But you burned fuel while there and waited in line for a while to get it. Meanwhile the 7-11 up the street a bit is selling gas at $0.25 cents cheaper than the local Shell or whatever and the pumps are always free.

Is it worth saving $5.00 and spending at least 10 minutes in line or to get your gas and go?

Sometimes these life hacks aren't as good as some people make them out to be.

It’s like $25-30 cheaper.

That’s a whole lot of gud meats that Jack could buy in the store. At least a full rack of ribs and some other meatgoodies

 

[the khat quaffer]

And Chawls is were Fatty gets a lot of his ideas on society.


So how much is your time worth and how much gas does it cost you to drive to Khol's just to get free shipping?

It's costing you in time you could be doing other things. It's costing you in gas money. In other words it's not the flex that he makes it out to be.

Lemme give you an example when saving money isn't really worth it. If you have a Costco near you that has a gas bar typically there's a huge lineup to get there unless you get there early or late. I've seen people wait in line for at least 10 minutes to get gas that is maybe $0.50 cent cheaper per gallon. While there they keep the car running. It's burning fuel. Let's say you have an SUV with a 20 gallon tank. You've saved $10 over the local Shell or whatever is in your area. But you burned fuel while there and waited in line for a while to get it. Meanwhile the 7-11 up the street a bit is selling gas at $0.25 cents cheaper than the local Shell or whatever and the pumps are always free.

Is it worth saving $5.00 and spending at least 10 minutes in line or to get your gas and go?

Sometimes these life hacks aren't as good as some people make them out to be.

It’s like $25-30 cheaper.

That’s a whole lot of gud meats that Jack could buy in the store. At least a full rack of ribs and some other meatgoodies

It's only a net gain if the Kohl's is on the way to wherever else it is you're going to/from, and the exact model of the thing you want isn't at that location. This essentially neutralizes the cost of gas and eliminates the need to settle for something you kinda wanted, but different.
Splitting hairs here but it also helps if you find the exact thing you wanted before making the trek and had it bookmarked or whatever.

Like if Jackie wanted a baby blue scootypuffy with rainbow flag decals, but the closest Kohl's only had it in red. Then it makes sense.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah, did fatty really just realize that you can usually order from a chain store and they will ship it to a store location for free? Kohl's, Dicks, Walmart, etc... all offer that service and it's not a hack or anything, it's just them doing it because they're already sending a truck there anyway so they'll throw ordered merch in there, to. It doesn't cost them anything extra and it gets people to order from them

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's only a net gain if the Kohl's is on the way to wherever else it is you're going to/from, and the exact model of the thing you want isn't at that location. This essentially neutralizes the cost of gas and eliminates the need to settle for something you kinda wanted, but different.

Exactly. But these people seem to think it's a major life hack.

It was like this girl I knew in college. Every Friday night they'd pile in her car and drive to this bar that was... an hour and a half away, there and back, just because they had two for one drink specials. She kept saying how much money they were saving then I pointed out the time she was spending driving there and back plus the gas she burned to do so. Meaning she wasn't saving all that much all things considered. It would have been much cheaper to just hit the campus pub.

But she don't see it that way. It's, "I'm getting two for one drinks" that mattered.

Yeah, did fatty really just realize that you can usually order from a chain store and they will ship it to a store location for free? Kohl's, Dicks, Walmart, etc... all offer that service and it's not a hack or anything, it's just them doing it because they're already sending a truck there anyway so they'll throw ordered merch in there, to. It doesn't cost them anything extra and it gets people to order from them

Maybe they ship it to his house and that's the free shipping he's talking about. But if it's just, "we don't have it in stock but this store does so and you can pick it up here in three days" then that's not a flex. That's just normal customer service.

 

[the khat quaffer]

It was like this girl I knew in college. Every Friday night they'd pile in her car and drive to this bar that was... an hour and a half away, there and back, just because they had two for one drink specials. She kept saying how much money they were saving then I pointed out the time she was spending driving there and back plus the gas she burned to do so. Meaning she wasn't saving all that much all things considered. It would have been much cheaper to just hit the campus pub.

But she don't see it that way. It's, "I'm getting two for one drinks" that mattered.

City slickers. In my college days there was a communal still down the way and if you got the ratios wrong you could go blind for a bit. Shame when our mixologist graduated; he took a lotta knowledge with him.

I bet whatever she was driving 90 minutes for was just some instagram-friendly 0.1% ABV super sugary shit that would make Jack astral project.

Maybe they ship it to his house and that's the free shipping he's talking about. But if it's just, "we don't have it in stock but this store does so and you can pick it up here in three days" then that's not a flex. That's just normal customer service.

I pray he meant free shipping to his house, not the store he's already at. If a company charges you to move a product from store A to store B, that's beyond scummy. You might as well just drive to the location at that point. Never heard of that.
Besides that, most big name retailers will do free shipping anyways for orders over a certain amount. If Jack has to hack life itself to get them to do something that is free, then...wow.

I assumed by default he meant free home shipping.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Sneedmiser]

Lemme give you an example when saving money isn't really worth it. If you have a Costco near you that has a gas bar typically there's a huge lineup to get there unless you get there early or late. I've seen people wait in line for at least 10 minutes to get gas that is maybe $0.50 cent cheaper per gallon. While there they keep the car running. It's burning fuel. Let's say you have an SUV with a 20 gallon tank. You've saved $10 over the local Shell or whatever is in your area. But you burned fuel while there and waited in line for a while to get it. Meanwhile the 7-11 up the street a bit is selling gas at $0.25 cents cheaper than the local Shell or whatever and the pumps are always free.

You can do the math for this when you get gas, it's not hard. But it's also not gaming the system, it's just looking for cheaper gas. None of this is gaming the system, gaming the system is taking out a loan for a hot sauce van and then not selling any hot sauce and selling the van back to the dealership at a loss while paying off the remainder with home equity.