💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

Apparently Jack decided/forgot to toggle the option to allow comments on the philly ashtray pizza video without approving them first?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Apparently Jack decided/forgot to toggle the option to allow comments on the philly ashtray pizza video without approving them first?

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I didn't know that fatty's videos were set that he had to approve comments. That explains why his videos went from like 300 comments to 3 comments

 

[the khat quaffer]

I didn't know that fatty's videos were set that he had to approve comments. That explains why his videos went from like 300 comments to 3 comments

It shows up clear as day in just about every video on his main channels: Subs/Members only can comment. I can't comment, not that I ever would anyway.

Don't lie. You're subbed to him, aren't you. I bet you donated to his truck driver charity.

 

[semitooth]

 

[AnOminous]

39b. Also yep, the dough is raw. Not a single sign of browning on the bottom whatsoever. Horrible.

Remember that this stroked-out dipshit throws a total tantrum if a pizza is cooked properly and has black spots on the bottom.

And he calls himself Italian.

Also just because I haven't seen this classic here recently.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I swore I'd never watch another Jack stream after that post-xmas sweatfest of boredom with Chawles.

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1:00 he calls Atreyus Jaison Scalfani 'AJ'. I find this inoffensive. Better than being called a video game character or a rock band that peaked in the mid 2000s. or spelling jason with an i

3:30 "Do you guys realize how easy it is to make a heart-shaped pizza? Just buy a round pizza and...cut out a little 'V', round it off."
Then why didn't you do it, Mr. Lazy Man. Why didn't you make hay while the sun is shining. You already butchered a Philly cheesesteak pizza start to finish. Why not stomp on the corpse by making it into a heart.
"It looks like a heart!" And cooks like a shart.

6:48 "Other countries experiment [with food]...we get served crap. Anything goes in America."
"Oh, you wanna serve people poison? Go ahead. Oh, but in Europe, forget it. They have lots of rules...when it comes to food."
I...

7:14 mentions poutine in Canadia, admits he messed up poutine on his CwJ show many years ago. "If you double-fry the fries...if you do it right, you'll be in heaven." Keep eating the way you do and you won't be on your accursed mortal coil for long.

With suspicious timing, professional chef and occasional Jack troll James Makinson uploaded a reaction video two weeks ago critiquing another old CwJ involving poutine, which is a redo of a previous poutine messup. It's not worth thinking too hard about this. Does make me wonder if this reaction video was the catalyst for the otherwise unprompted mention of poutine in this stream.
The topic of poutine also came up in an unrelated CwJ video (the infamous ziploc bag omelettes), back when he used to read fan mail. In one message an alleged fan sends in a message with the word poutine in it, making Jack stop reading and debate the cosmos (his phone) on how to pronounce poutine. Makinson obliges him and drops some French bantz. Jack thanks the viewer by not reading any of his message and crumpling up the paper and tossing it aside. (link, timestamped)

He also wouldn’t read the name of a superchat donor because they had the word “liberal” in their name.

10:00ish. This tryhard superchats three times for $9, being an unfunny faggot each time.


I hope youtube lets you do chargebacks.

12:09 I heard this and now you have to as well.

15:40 HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES A WEEK DO YOU GET FAST FOOD

18:20 Rob has entered the chat. Jack wonders why Rob's name isn't blue, but apparently Rob asked not to be a mod(according to Jack).

29:50 "There was a $180 hamburger at the superbowl."
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7031832/2026/02/08/burger-180-dollars-super-bowl-food/
Las Vegas reeeeal quiet after Superball LX.

31:05 "Guys, politics are poison."

I forgot when but after this he mentions Tammy found a "Kohl's hack" where if you drive to the store, get on their wifi, order shit from their website instead of physically taking it to the register and paying for it and driving home, you get free delivery to your house. You might break even if they don't stock your exact item in that particular store or in the color you want and that store was on the way/close enough. I guess. Fucking half jews

319:11 "If you guys have a pizza in mind, doesn't have to be supreme, has to be more of a high-end pizza like a meat lovers, bbq chicken..." how about one that cooks evenly and doesn't look like dogshit goyslop that needs a bait-and-switch thumbnail to hook viewers.
chat: general tso pizza? orange chicken pizza? a dog pizza?

42:10 "If you've ever made [lazy man's lasagna]...it will feed you for like 5 nights." How many nights in your house, Jackie?
"Lazy man's lasagna ... always was a crowd pleaser. Everyone wrote in saying they made lazy man's lasagna and it was freakin' amazing." Except for the small army of youtube chefs critiquing the fuck out of it.

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46:55 dating tips from the master

47:54 Jack basically admits that Nice Guy Rob doesn't want anything to do with his channel for privacy reasons...which is why Rob has a public youtube channel with comments enabled where he films himself cooking at home as well as his international travels. Tbh this is smart on Rob's part, associating with Jack is just not a good idea. If a boring fuck like Charles can get trolls, so can Rob.

49:10–54:38 jesus christ just kill me

56:00 [Ostensibly, about restaurants]: "You can walk outta there like, that was...that was amazing...I hope me raving about it, helps them. That's what JotG is all about. Find a hole in the wall, show them some love." I've run out of gloryhole jokes

59:50 Jack explains The Boys' Club.
"We have merch..it says Welcome to the Boys' Club...with an emoji with tape over his mouth"
"You don't have to buy it" not even as a secret santa joke.

1:02:10–1:03:38 *sad spongebob flute starts playing*

1:04:00ish some chatmong says server wages are slave labor, Jack says it's LITTRULLY SLAVERY.
"It's like two dollars and change an hour." A quick search shows that tipped jobs in TN are indeed that low, which is abysmal. I used to be a server and tbh I don't remember what we made hourly and didn't care. Tips dwarfed the hourly wages. Some of us made more than the shift managers. Before that job, I remember clearing almost $200 slinging pies on a Friday/Saturday night. This one Persian dude delivering pizzas with me would regularly go off the reservation and overload the toppings and cleaned up nicely every night. (Management loved finding out about that
tl;dr no idea about tennessee but in my experience tipped jobs in the service industry can make decent money. Two dollaridoos is ridiculous though.
Chastises Applebee's for paying $15/hr in CA, but $2/hr in TN. Don't eat there then. Don't eat at any casual sit down. Don't film yourself stuffing your maw, making youtube shekels, while the servers starve. Make a (figurative) stand, Jack! Let your inner Norma Rae out! The service industry will surely cave when local legend Jack Scalfani no longer drives traffic to their establishments!
"I would never serve in TN." You couldn't even if you wanted to, Jack. You couldn't even be a host.
"It's real simple. Raise minimum wage for servers."
..

I'm out. Video's done anyway. Fuck you Jack.

Addendum: "NO F AS IN FRANK TONIGHT. maybe tomorrow (the 15th)" whew, an anxious nation can rest a little easier.

20 years in the can

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14 months in the freezer. Not a peep

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I didn't know that fatty's videos were set that he had to approve comments. That explains why his videos went from like 300 comments to 3 comments

He's had that for the longest time. For a while he had somebody gatekeeping them.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Busmalis been in the toilet wine again,

It was Stanislofsky's real Russian vodka!

Junior is an insufferable faggot and has given zero signs of "PULL UP, RETARD! Pull UP, RETARD!"

I don't know, he just doesn't inspire the same revulsion in me as Jack Sr.

 

[semitooth]

live now

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L41hVIdOhLglive now

I haven't sat through the whole thing but here's a few highlights from what I saw:

Jack does more vaccine and cancer sperging, then at 39:30 a chatter says "Jack didn't get vaxxed and that is why he is the picture of health". He loses his shit, yells into the microphone "YOU'RE AN IDIOT" and then says that his strokes were all before the vaccine. Apparently he forgot when his most recent stroke was (January 2023)

At 54:37, the guy who loves to brag about how Italian he is forgets what "giardiniera" is or how to pronounce it.

Jack confuses Candace Owens (who he calls Candace "Owen") with Candace Cameron, the actress from Full House. He has done this a few times before on Facebook posts but I thought it was just his auto-correct bugging out. No, apparently he really is that stupid. Jimmy corrects him and Jack blames it on "stroke brain".

 

[Puerto Rican Whore]

Shocked to find out this fat retard is still alive. There is a big hole in the market for podcasts with a stroke victim who can barely talk, brilliant!

 

[ZipDisk]

Is there an ay-rab offshoot of a whitebread wop?

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eul6vwYzCfMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=MuAHuWvu428

I seriously can't stand Charles. Like I could be reasonably entertained listening to just Jack ramble a bunch of baloney about whatever, but Charles is absolutely insufferable to me, a total dick and a douche and not even in a funny way.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I seriously can't stand Charles. Like I could be reasonably entertained listening to just Jack ramble a bunch of baloney about whatever, but Charles is absolutely insufferable to me, a total dick and a douche and not even in a funny way.

I feel the same way. Chuck isn't outwardly offensive in any readily apparent way. He's bland, boring, a touch of some smugness thrown in but when it comes to Jack's false bravado about everything, who wouldn't be mildly annoyed? Jack, for all his fuckery, is entertaining. A different kind of entertaining, but at least moreso than Chuck.

Edit: wrong.

He just strikes me as the kind of guy that has no business being in front of an audience of people wanting to be entertained. Put him in a room with Jack and they just drag each other down.

Is there an ay-rab offshoot of a whitebread wop?

idk. coconut?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack does more vaccine and cancer sperging, then at 39:30 a chatter says "Jack didn't get vaxxed and that is why he is the picture of health". He loses his shit, yells into the microphone "YOU'RE AN IDIOT" and then says that his strokes were all before the vaccine. Apparently he forgot when his most recent stroke was (January 2023)

Fatty's response doesn't even make any sense. He's basically admitting that he's an unhealthy piece of shit and has been since before the vaccine was available.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I seriously can't stand Charles. Like I could be reasonably entertained listening to just Jack ramble a bunch of baloney about whatever, but Charles is absolutely insufferable to me, a total dick and a douche and not even in a funny way.

Ditto. Charles Scalfani is repugnant. A few livestreams ago he admitted he hates all women except his own adult daughter, a software engineer (just like him) named Rachel. His daughter also works for him.

Also, holy shit? Jack and/or Charles can feel shame??? While it wasn't my intent to link to my previous post on this topic, I have to -- all the links in it are now broken, suggesting Jack has tried to scrub all evidence of his and his brother's embarrassing, incel-tier takes from the internet. Fortunately I think the video was archived here on the farms. And if it wasn't, I saved it offline. Lol, get fucked, Jack and Chawl.

Charles thinks:

• HR is evil because it's usually comprised of women, and those women are "Nazis who tell [him] how to talk and stuff"
  
  
• HR only exists Because Weemon™ (which is false, as payroll people, safety monitors, etc. existed in the 19th century, long before ladies could be anything but maids, nurses or teachers)
  
  
• Speaking of, women should stop trying to have professional careers outside of nursing, because only women can be naturally great nurses (a take that does a huge disservice to all men who are in pro-social roles [and also ignores the fact that for most of human history, "nurses" on the battlefield and back at camp were fellow men])
  
  
• Women "destroy everything they touch" and industries like business, cinema and politics are proof (because as we all know, most C-suiters, congresspeople and Hollywood directors are ladies)
  
  
• Women shouldn't vote because women are illogical while men are logical (which makes one wonder what the problem is, since in that case women are now just enjoying a right bestowed on them by the Logical Men who voted for their enfranchisement)
  
  
• Women should shut the fuck up at work and stop asking other people at the table to weigh in with their own professional opinions after Charles has already figured out the right answer (he invents a fan fiction in his mind about this, based on someone he names "Suzie the Secretary")
  
  
• Society's downfall can be tied to the fact that men and women now freely mingle in social spaces
  
  
• The (extremely small minority of) women who want to become mothers one day and don't want to necessarily be in relationships / have sex with men are "dumbasses" if they're happy about IVF -- because men and only men created IVF (which is of course false)

That's just off the top of my head.

As I said in my write-up at the time, it's a miracle Charles hasn't yet honor-murdered his female wife and female daughter for not sufficiently worshipping him.

Also I hope someone in an upcoming livestream asks him why he removed those videos.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Ohhh. Ohhhhh no.

Jowls is an HR rep's wet dream. I've seen men impaled for 1/10th of a single one of these talking points, eviscerated to the point their careers never recovered. Some woman spread her legs for this guy?

I'm willing to bet if Jack wasn't a crippled, stunted, invalid dependent on Tammy, he'd be shooting from the gunt with these same talking points. Turds of a feather.

Also I hope someone in an upcoming livestream asks him why he removed those videos.

Charles will interject live on stream and say, "We should not discuss matters of masculine importance in the presence of the fairer sex. Ye, AWAY!"

timestamped.

 

[Shartavius]

Fatty's response doesn't even make any sense. He's basically admitting that he's an unhealthy piece of shit and has been since before the vaccine was available.

Yes. It's Jack's idea of a W.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Yes. It's Jack's idea of a W.

A whataburger sign is his idea of a W.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Ditto. Charles Scalfani is repugnant. A few livestreams ago he admitted he hates all women except his own adult daughter, a software engineer (just like him) named Rachel. His daughter also works for him.

Yeah wow, I can't and don't need to quote your entire post, but holy shit Charles sucks so bad lmao. What a nasty, miserable fuck he is. He's honestly the last person Jack should ever be looking up to because in my honest opinion, Charles is a much worse person than Jack on a fundamental level.

I'm willing to bet if Jack wasn't a crippled, stunted, invalid dependent on Tammy, he'd be shooting from the gunt with these same talking points. Turds of a feather.

I honestly never really got that from Jack. Jack seems to have some like, stereotyping, milquetoast Southern Baptist-esque Christian beliefs about women and girls which can be detrimental and limiting, but NOTHING as rancid and hateful as what Charles apparently believes.