Debate various Kiwi Farms users on ERPing over Discord - Valentine's Discord Massacre

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Who are you ERPing with?

  • bear hammer

    Votes: 25 15.2%

  • Toji Suzuhara

    Votes: 51 30.9%

  • Rango Dango

    Votes: 36 21.8%

  • SSj_Ness (Yiffed)

    Votes: 36 21.8%

  • Biology Book

    Votes: 30 18.2%

  • Useful_Mistake

    Votes: 81 49.1%

  • slungus22

    Votes: 51 30.9%

  • The Saltening

    Votes: 30 18.2%

  • Exegesis

    Votes: 28 17.0%

  • EvaXephon

    Votes: 41 24.8%
  • Total voters
    165
⚞⛇⚟ said:
There is nothing wrong with ERP as long as there is a romantic connection behind it. For example, I have been ERPing with @The Lawgiver off site over the past month, but it is not degenerate because we were forming a genuine romantic connection. Or at least, we were.
Two days ago, I woke up to this message.
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I was worried sick. We would ordinarily ERP every day, and if we were unable to we would tell each other well in advance. I freaked out, and contacted him everywhere. I spammed his texts, calls, Discord DMs, and even sent him a letter. I was freaking out, and was just about to make the 5 hour drive to his house, when I noticed this.
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He wasn't in any danger at all. He just tried to ghost me. I guess he forgot about read receipts.
I was completely torn. Was I not good enough for him? Was he ERPing with other people?
I was willing to forgive and forget, but I didn't want to lose our 30 day goonstreak. I begged and begged for him to use his restores and goon just once more, but he pleaded ignorance.
Now, I find myself staring at his profile, with our streak completely gone. Knowing my luck, it of course happened on Valentines. Why do I even bother anymore?

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@The Lawgiver has jungle fever and only bangs sheboons so either this is fake and gay or you've outed yourself as a nigger. :smug:
 
I do be ERP with @long waters over who is the best deltarune girl! Toby_Fox.png
 
Exegesis said:
Why is there an option to ERP with me? :story:
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Because you’re a dog. I’d be shocked if somebody would’ve attempted that.

Newton Pud said:
I have a conspiracy theory that @Tread Miller only leaked these goon files is because he’s jealous that he didn’t get shit for Valentines.
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I like that theory. That makes me feel better about myself for the holiday. Some people are that lonely or down bad.
 
@EvaXephon YOU ERP'ED WITH TOJI!? WTF MY ARYAN HEART:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'( YOU WERE MY TRUE LOVE AND YET YOU E SEX'ED TOJI.

Truly im a flithy shitskin unworthy of love! Adieu kiwis. I SHALL LISTEN TO CARELESS WHISPERER WHILE RIDING A BIKE AT 200+ MPH! IM COMING HOME GOD!
 
Dojima's Dragon said:
@EvaXephon YOU ERP'ED WITH TOJI!? WTF MY ARYAN HEART:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'( YOU WERE MY TRUE LOVE AND YET YOU E SEX'ED TOJI.

Truly im a flithy shitskin unworthy of love! Adieu kiwis. I SHALL LISTEN TO CARELESS WHISPERER WHILE RIDING A BIKE AT 200+ MPH! IM COMING HOME GOD!
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Mwahahaha! Looks like I get to steal your deltarune girl! Rest in piss sucka!
 
Attenborough: "Observed here, we have the only known thing in nature that represents the ontological opposite of sex."

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The lolcows are inside the house.
 
long waters said:
Mwahahaha! Looks like I get to steal your deltarune girl! Rest in piss sucka!
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I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL AND MUSLIM!

BEFORE YOU DO THOUGH... *turns into the RAPE BEAST OF TEHRAN!* this...aryan missile has a 100% fatality rate. No one has ever survived it and its said that even the soul gets turbo mega raped! Esp misogynistic muslim furries LIKE YOU!
 
An anonymous whistleblower has come forward with this screenshot that allegedly was taken from a furry ERP dm chain, this just might be the tip of the iceberg.
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