Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" W Seibers / Chibi Otaku - Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck, victim of AI skeleton chairs

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xXx_Smartest Retard_xXx said:
This shit is jus too funny bro
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He's definitely lying about all of his friend group leaving him and the wellfare check. She might've cheated on him, but he's exaggerating the shit out of it at the same time for sympathy points.
 
Spectate said:
"i lost everything"
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My summary:
He found out his wife was cheating on him with his best friend of 10 years, this cheating went on for years. Despite this, his wife was the one to end the relationship. He nearly drank himself to near death near a pond in the middle of no where, but a friend called A wellness check on him and Chibi was hospitalized. He lost his friend group because they didn't really care about his friend cucking him, so he cut them off.

Made a little highlight reel of the video + some of his tweets that are fitting.
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Genuinely suicide worthy ngl. Might be the lowest point anyone can have
 
Gibs said:
He posted her TikTok account. (A)
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If this is indeed her, there is a 102% chance with a 2% margin of error that this chick clipped her fingernails into points and hissed at people in high school.

Fcret said:
If this is her, this is life-ruining pussy. Diabolical dark wizard box. Forged in secret in Mordor by Sauron to cover all of midhoe earth in darkness.

Based on my own life experiences, he got out easy with just her cucking him. His former friend is now the one in danger.
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The trenches are hell, brother. I learned my lesson to stay far the fuck away from women like this in my life. This is a definite case of damaged people attracting damaged people. For his scale, this is essentially a high 8 or 9/10 for him, he just lost his Aphrodites.

Cheese_lad said:
Unfortunately after doing a bit more digging it seems like a reference to a character called Yuno Gasai, a yandere character that wants to marry the MC of some show.
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Aaaaaand this ties in with what I just said perfectly. Said ex cosplayed this EXACT character the first time we went to a con together. I wasn't familiar with the character at the time so the irony went smooth over my head.

Chibi, in the off-chance you see this, life might suck right now, it's probably gonna get worse, and we're all laughing at you... BUT, you dodged a bullet, even if you leaned down to get dickslapped to do so. Enjoy watching her double it and pass it to the next guy. Nobody won here except for those of us in the gallery.

Cheese_lad said:
Oh my god, he's running down to Florida to cry to his father like he's eight
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He honestly deserves a good cry at this point. Even if he's a weirdo degenerate lolicon cuck, I won't demean a son going to his father in a time of turmoil in his life. Remember Kiwis, it's not gay to cry in front of your dad if you're hurt or someone dies. Your dads are getting older now and the sands of time march on, enjoy the time while you have it.
 
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Not gonna lie what the fuck he was thinking marrying a person who is cosplaying a character from a incest game? You gotta be really retarded to do that
 
babyDunk said:
“We MUST defend lolicons to own da libs you see”
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This is the problem with guys like this. They graft on the lolicon/pedophile acceptance shit to their more palatable arguments against leftism. I'm not an opticsfag but people miss the forest for the trees and it makes them stand shoulder to shoulder with pedophiles.
 
WeWuzChudz said:
Another muh leftiest tweet.

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I mean yeah, if thousands of a group of people were praying that I killed myself out of pure sadistic pleasure, I would probably hate them too. Is it wise for him to publicly crash out about it? Of course not, he really shouldn't be showing his belly like that, but I can sympathize nonetheless. The people who hate Chibi seem to all be blacks and trannies so ngl I'm inclined to take his side in this
 
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