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Mamimi said:
A former hooker told me a story about a Muslim client who asked her to partake in a "nikah mut'ah" or temporary marriage that required her to repeat Arabic vows back at him. She had to kick him out because he kept trying to finger her after she told him not to, and she has no idea what they actually said, so she joked that she might still be married to the guy.
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So, no fingering, but she probably does anal... ok...
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
So, no fingering, but she probably does anal... ok...
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Whores have extremely weird boundaries they put on things to try to mentally pretend they're, well, basically not whores.

So they will do everything except fingering, that's for their boyfriend, etc. The mere fact they do this is pretty indicative it's entirely fucked up in all sorts of unnatural ways, but you're not allowed to talk about it anymore.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Whores have extremely weird boundaries they put on things to try to mentally pretend they're, well, basically not whores.

So they will do everything except fingering, that's for their boyfriend, etc. The mere fact they do this is pretty indicative it's entirely fucked up in all sorts of unnatural ways, but you're not allowed to talk about it anymore.
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Kissing is apparently the big one for whores. That's something reserved for lovers, not sex for money clients. No fingering isn't one I've heard before, but I can see it.

It would be awfully disappointing to the Chris-Chans of the world who hire whores to lose their virginity. They would absolutely want to be fingering the forbidden fruit first, as that's pretty much the normal progression in boy/girl relationships as they get more serious. I think Russell said he felt up his first hooker and it was a big deal for him at the time as well.
 
The mission was a whole different bunch of hooker drama, that's where he was trying to get his mission group to go to strip clubs and such, possibly with mission funds, and he lied to the bishop to get out of trouble.

He took a break from his studies in college to work extreme hours and bank enough money for bus trips to the brothels.

I think that's when he was working 12 hours in his tuxedo sweating and mopping, then jumping directly on a greyhound bus for another 12+ hour ride to see his "girlfriend" at the brothel.
 
The Un-Clit said:
as that's pretty much the normal progression in boy/girl relationships as they get more serious.
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Yep. Every typical guy has had to go through the same sequence at one point or another. Kissing with the mouth closed, "French" kissing, over the clothes, over the bra, under the bra, below the waist over the underwear, fingering, fingerblasting, homerun.

I guess Rusty has no choice but to skip the first step, since his mouth never closes.

The Great Citracett said:
that's where he was trying to get his mission group to go to strip clubs and such, possibly with mission funds, and he lied to the bishop to get out of trouble.
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That is just completely insane. Asking a bunch of Mormons on a mission to do that. Yeah, that was always destined to go well...
 
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Mamimi said:
A former hooker told me a story about a Muslim client who asked her to partake in a "nikah mut'ah" or temporary marriage that required her to repeat Arabic vows back at him. She had to kick him out because he kept trying to finger her after she told him not to, and she has no idea what they actually said, so she joked that she might still be married to the guy.
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Can anything actually get more ☪️content than that?
 
The Great Citracett said:
The mission was a whole different bunch of hooker drama, that's where he was trying to get his mission group to go to strip clubs and such, possibly with mission funds, and he lied to the bishop to get out of trouble.

He took a break from his studies in college to work extreme hours and bank enough money for bus trips to the brothels.

I think that's when he was working 12 hours in his tuxedo sweating and mopping, then jumping directly on a greyhound bus for another 12+ hour ride to see his "girlfriend" at the brothel.
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If I remember my Russtafarian lore correctly, that was back when he was still allowed at the cul de sac brothels "in Reno" and he was paying for tickets on the Amtrak California Zephyr to travel to/from there. Then he wasn't making as much money, so had to switch from riding in style on the Zeph to riding on Greyhound. Eventually it got to the point where he couldn't afford to pay to ride the Big Grey Dog and pay for the whore (and he got banned from pretty much all of Hof's properties, including the cul de sac brothels) and had to exchange a hand job to a gay acquaintance for a ride out to the cheap whore houses in Ely.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
So, no fingering, but she probably does anal... ok...
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She did sensual massage/bodyrubs which included a handjob at most, so no intercourse of any kind. Even so, I've heard of prostitutes who provide "full service" not allowing fingering or cunnilingus because they dislike it or are worried about being scratched by dirty fingernails. People also joke about the "no kissing" rule some sex workers have, but I kinda get it. It's intimate in a different way so it's not that weird that a prostitute who enforces condom usage would not care to deal with bad breath or a slimy tongue in her mouth.
 
Mamimi said:
She did sensual massage/bodyrubs which included a handjob at most, so no intercourse of any kind. Even so, I've heard of prostitutes who provide "full service" not allowing fingering or cunnilingus because they dislike it or are worried about being scratched by dirty fingernails. People also joke about the "no kissing" rule some sex workers have, but I kinda get it. It's intimate in a different way so it's not that weird that a prostitute who enforces condom usage would not care to deal with bad breath or a slimy tongue in her mouth.
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Also, I mean I don't fuck whores but I guess, it's safety they don't want Johns like Rusty who think "we made out were in love" They know they are just holes and as such should be treated as such.

Not to over PL but I've had hook ups, its just grinding parts, feels good you finish up, it's not making love. Hookers deal with all flavors of people, and some of them (esp Rusty) are nuts, they do risk stalkers etc. Taking a load up the poop chute, is part of the job and no ones cares that's your jam but making out snuggles could take an already unhinged guy into "If I shoot Ronald Reagan she will love me level"
 
Bassomatic said:
Also, I mean I don't fuck whores but I guess, it's safety they don't want Johns like Rusty who think "we made out were in love" They know they are just holes and as such should be treated as such.

Not to over PL but I've had hook ups, its just grinding parts, feels good you finish up, it's not making love. Hookers deal with all flavors of people, and some of them (esp Rusty) are nuts, they do risk stalkers etc. Taking a load up the poop chute, is part of the job and no ones cares that's your jam but making out snuggles could take an already unhinged guy into "If I shoot Ronald Reagan she will love me level"
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many deliberately play into that with "the girlfriend experience" so the lines are kinda murky
i imagine the upside is that offering 'gf experience' as a hooker means you get clients that are less rough and physically abusive, but the downside is that they can easily catch feelings and become deranged stalkers
 
Haven't logged in for a while, wanted to slightly contribute. Almost certain that was tranny roommate's social media a few pages back. Pool with red and gold color scheme is The Tank at the Golden Nugget. Saltgrass Steakhouse at Golden Nugget. Marc Jacobs and Apple shopping spree can be done several places in Vegas. Apartment would have been North of downtown Las Vegas where it gets super sketch.

I believe Russ sat for the LSAT but he did the Russ thing of posting after in an attempt to avoid trolls.

Hospitality at UNLV not that deep, he needs any Bachelors for law school.
 
Today marks eight years since I first discovered Russell. I’m reflecting on the time I’ve spent, and why I’ve obsessively followed this slack-jawed milquetoast retard from Wyoming for such a significant portion of my life. I think he is a fascinating individual and I think he has brought a lot of other fascinating and unique individuals together; many of whom are shockingly talented and gifted in their ability to dissect, analyze, and put into writing their thoughts on this truly one in a million creature that we cannot even fully explain. Most people won’t get it. But we do.

And I think we should all reflect on that.
 
Random Troll said:
Where's the ass eating in this?
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That usually comes well after this flow is completed and you feel comfortable in sharing your more degenerate desires with your partner. Or you just start doing it in the middle of regular oral and see how she reacts.
 
cumpie said:
Before the long weekend and in honor of Wussell's daily rage quit, I wanted to share some good old fashioned cringe. The kind that makes your stomach hurt.
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This is a post from 2017, I was curious to see how these women's lives had evolved since being the object of Russell's affections.

Margot Andrus was actually married at the time, she was married in 2014, and had her first child just a few months after. She's gone on to have two kids, and is currently pregnant with twins. Now has an impressive job working in VP Partnerships for a fragrance company in SLC.

Kansas Johnson got married in September 2025. As Russ was having a styrofoam barrier torn down, Kansas was in Tuscany, with three villas full of guests getting married to a District Sales Manager at Tulavi, and she now runs her own social media agency, frequently travelling.

Liz Lafontant has been in a short film series, and a few low budget blaxploitation films. Just started filming for a new one. Still more than Russell. She has had a daughter, and surprisingly, the father is still in the picture.

Brittany Hogan is now insane and a hypnotherapist, still single, as far as I can tell. Go get 'er, Russ!

Heidi Klum is still Heidi Klum.
 
Betonhaus said:
Note: this is a a photoshop there is no real bet on this
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There's the surprise of the century.
Prokhor Zakharov said:
So, no fingering, but she probably does anal... ok...
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"I'll do doggie style, fivesomes, dirty sanchezes, two girls one cup, teabagging, girl-on-girl, ass-to-ass, eightsomes, crabwalks, beastiality, darkies, impregnation (must pay for morning after pill)...

"Raincoats not a deal breaker but recommended. I'm a Godbear-fearing woman, after all. NO KISSING"
 
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