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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Too Sneed to care said:
he really is dongaa maxing one day soon he will join the weel tribe
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I've been practicing dead air for years... umm, so... anyways....
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Stiffy said:
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Xtwitter keeping live counts now?
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Who knew.

It is crazy how fast he'll rexeet her though. It happens within 2-3 minutes. Piggy is just sitting there in a xanny haze, constantly refreshing his feed until mommy Scarlett posts so he can instantly rexeet it. All to show how much he lubs her. It's absolutely crazy how smitten this guy gets over any female attention, but this one is especially bad because she has no qualms about it. Not with Ralph's intense salivating over her, nor outright laughing at him in his face.

However and whenever this ends, we are going to witness Ralph's last great disaster. He'll have expended the last embers of his holler hog energy and have nothing else to offer for any future disasters. Cherish this. Embrace this. Because this is it. The final spiral.
 
HackerX said:
The final spiral.
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You say that but the amount of final spirals Ralph has had are at least in the double digits. It's not that I don't think you're right, it's just when I look at the number of times I've thought he was cooked he somehow hobbles back and it's hard to argue with those numbers. What Ralph really needs is for someone to walk him through getting as many government gibs as he can. I don't know where you'd go for that but I'm sure there's a bunch of forms he could submit to do it. Just move to some blue state and start grabbing up everything.
 
HackerX said:
Who knew.

It is crazy how fast he'll rexeet her though. It happens within 2-3 minutes. Piggy is just sitting there in a xanny haze, constantly refreshing his feed until mommy Scarlett posts so he can instantly rexeet it. All to show how much he lubs her. It's absolutely crazy how smitten this guy gets over any female attention, but this one is especially bad because she has no qualms about it. Not with Ralph's intense salivating over her, nor outright laughing at him in his face.
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His love bombing is nauseating. No woman is turned on by this level of simping and putting pussy on a pedestal like this. Plus he must be absolutely desperate to secure a place in the US. I suspect she’s actively fucking with him and leading him on and this is gayops behind the scenes just because of the DaggerPussy and Mersh connection with her all because he’s so gullible when a woman shows him the slightest bit of attention to him. Which is going to be hilarious when King Mersh rug pulls the whole thing. Listening to the MATI series I forgot how Ralph was fantasizing about being with Lindsay Lohan when she followed him. Imagine the kind of fantasies he’s been sharing with the blacked pornstar when he’s slurring out his lub and fantasies about making millions on air.
 
HackerX said:
Piggy is just sitting there in a xanny haze, constantly refreshing his feed until mommy Scarlett posts so he can instantly rexeet it.
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:diddler:Sorry Xander, Daddy can't stream without Mommy Scarlett, no child support for you this week. On the plus side - I'm not a bitter guy.
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Mr. Manchester said:
It's not that I don't think you're right, it's just when I look at the number of times I've thought he was cooked he somehow hobbles back and it's hard to argue with those numbers.
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Are you saying Ralph has achieved a power beyond low. Can be go even lower???
<Queue Ralph's Super Saiyan Purple stream>
Mr. Manchester said:
What Ralph really needs is for someone to walk him through getting as many government gibs as he can. I don't know where you'd go for that but I'm sure there's a bunch of forms he could submit to do it. Just move to some blue state and start grabbing up everything.
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The issue is Ralph is too lazy and anxious to even begin climbing the mountain. Not only would he have to search around for how to start submitting applications for dem programs, he'd have to wrangle all the documentation necessary. Some of which may put him on a radar (criminal charges, taxes, debt, etc.) and others a hassle since most people usually have had them for 20+ years.
AncientPhosphur said:
Listening to the MATI series I forgot how Ralph was fantasizing about being with Lindsay Lohan when she followed him. Imagine the kind of fantasies he’s been sharing with the blacked pornstar when he’s slurring out his lub and fantasies about making millions on air.
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Oh God. I heard that too. If he was giddy like a schoolgirl over a random Twitter follow back then, you just know he's basically married to Scarlett in his mind. Not that we didn't see this same exact thing with Minx or whatever.
AncientPhosphur said:
I suspect she’s actively fucking with him and leading him on and this is gayops behind the scenes just because of the DaggerPussy and Mersh connection with her all because he’s so gullible when a woman shows him the slightest bit of attention to him.
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She's legitimately the worst archetype for Ralph, with her lack of morality and no issues being humiliated or degraded herself. Every other woman Ralph's touched generally didn't want to do anything to hurt Ralph, but Scarlett would snort some crack and gleefully ramble about destroying Ralph.
Rage Pig said:
:diddler:Sorry Xander, Daddy can't stream without Mommy Scarlett, no child support for you this week. On the plus side - I'm not a bitter guy.
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3rd missed stream in a row? I'm not sure why he thinks oggling Scarlett is gonna pay those bills, but good for him. Also, always a solid LOL for the Ralphaprojection. The retard brags about being spiteful. If spite isn't derived being bitter, what is???
 
HackerX said:
The issue is Ralph is too lazy and anxious to even begin climbing the mountain. Not only would he have to search around for how to start submitting applications for dem programs, he'd have to wrangle all the documentation necessary. Some of which may put him on a radar (criminal charges, taxes, debt, etc.) and others a hassle since most people usually have had them for 20+ years.
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That's why he needs a professional hick or nigger to do his paperwork for him. You're right about him not having any documentation so it would take a long time to get it back, which would have to be processed by his proxy... and waiting would make Ralph mad... and then he'd threaten the person trying to help him... and...

Forget I said anything.
 
Ralph is famous! I went to check Delaney’s IAFD page to verify her birthday and low and behold look what they’ve added.


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Also I found her valedictorian speech she gave at Marion high school in 2017 It was a small class only 38 graduates


Class valedictorian Delaney Greene-Gretzinger urged her classmates to take advantage of opportunities that will be presented in the near future and that while they should feel confident that Marion has prepared them, it’s up to yourself to make a difference.

“Life right now can be confusing and hard as we take the next step to find ourselves, but I trust in all of us that we are capable of anything as long as we put our mind to it,” she assured her classmates. “Be who you really are, not just who you want to be. Your mind is a wonderful thing, use it to help people, to make a difference, to change lives. From this point on, you will be faced with countless opportunities, as well as challenges to overcome and sacrifices to make. I believe that here at Marion we have deep life skills to help us deal with a lot of these things, but there are still so many things we have yet to learn or expereince in life and many of those things will be unpreparable.”

Well said Delaney!

There were definitely things to experience in life that would be unpreparable:
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Dropa5pack said:
Ralph is famous! I went to check Delaney’s IAFD page to verify her birthday and low and behold look what they’ve added.


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Also I found her valedictorian speech she gave at Marion high school in 2017 It was a small class only 38 graduates


Class valedictorian Delaney Greene-Gretzinger urged her classmates to take advantage of opportunities that will be presented in the near future and that while they should feel confident that Marion has prepared them, it’s up to yourself to make a difference.

“Life right now can be confusing and hard as we take the next step to find ourselves, but I trust in all of us that we are capable of anything as long as we put our mind to it,” she assured her classmates. “Be who you really are, not just who you want to be. Your mind is a wonderful thing, use it to help people, to make a difference, to change lives. From this point on, you will be faced with countless opportunities, as well as challenges to overcome and sacrifices to make. I believe that here at Marion we have deep life skills to help us deal with a lot of these things, but there are still so many things we have yet to learn or expereince in life and many of those things will be unpreparable.”

Well said Delaney!

There were definitely things to experience in life that would be unpreparable:
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Here's the thing.....as world famous as the killstream is and as world-renowned a host and interviewer Ethan Ralph is there is STILL an argument to be made shes better of getting blacked....

Mind blowing I know
 
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Delaney "Scarlett" lost her defending Wisconsin state cross country title to a girl named Niggemann! You can't even make this stuff up lol
 
Imagine what a disgusting piece of shit you'd have to be to wish death on another person. Absolute Untermensch behavior. It's good that Piggy would never stoop to such lows. He seems to have finally given up on his streaming "career" and is now a full-time Mommy reply guy.
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Stiffy said:
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Delaney "Scarlett" lost her defending Wisconsin state cross country title to a girl named Niggemann! You can't even make this stuff up lol
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No way, life truly is crazier than fiction sometimes
Rage Pig said:
Imagine what a disgusting piece of shit you'd have to be to wish death on another person. Absolute Untermensch behavior. It's good that Piggy would never stoop to such lows. He seems to have finally given up on his streaming "career" and is now a full-time Mommy reply guy.
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Well at least it was death and cum on your grave
 
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