Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Smoke shops, Delta 8 weed stores, and other misc recreational drug stores in most states, excluding Louisiana, do sell real psychedelic mushroom extracts in various forms because its a legal grey area. Usually though its Amanita Muscaria extract gummies which is the greyest of grey areas, but last time I was in a store like that I did see something with a psilocybin derivative extract. Even in the fuckoff south like I am theres nice 'hippy' ones that deliver to your mailbox even, so no ride from papa frigley even needed.

I personally find it very unlikely that Staph would try jumping right to shrooms if she hasn't even smoked weed before.

Going to a smoke shop or ordering online from one also seems a little too "hardcore" for our trans-boomer. There's a place called "Bella's Vape N Smoke Shop" that is a 6-minute walk from her house and next to the Endicott Mini-Mart where she might be finding her various overpriced drinks and snacks, and while it certainly looks like the place that would sell shit under the counter, she is such a full-bore coward that I'd be really surprised if she went in and bought grey market products.

Here's a screenshot of a product sold at this place, courtesy of their Google reviews:


Come on now, if Staph was going to this store, wouldn't she buy this "mystical moon" product and tell the world all about it?

EDIT: Sorry for the double post. Site's been weird all day.

 

[swingbatta]

I dislike the trend of calling them "voids" and it sounds extra obnoxious when Staph does it in normal conversation. Like a neopronoun. Wait... do people do this so they don't have to say black? Cats can't be black anymore, only kingz n shiet.

I know we're on the scary racist nazi site, but I'll admit that saying "Oh I have the dumbest little black boy at home" is a wee bit more uncomfortable than saying "I have the dumbest little void boy at home."

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I know we're on the scary racist nazi site, but I'll admit that saying "Oh I have the dumbest little black boy at home" is a wee bit more uncomfortable than saying "I have the dumbest little void boy at home."

Hey, she already likes writing revisionist history fanfic. Plantation belle Stapphy when????

 

[The Salt Mines]

I would fucking love for Gyro to be on real shrooms. I'd also fucking love if she were the sort of person who came out the better for it and suddenly found herself realizing that she was just a straight white woman all along.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Caps from the last few days, in approximate order of when they were posted:

What an absolutely thrilling pay off at the end of that story telling. I guess her parents dragged her there.

On her 'secret' kink account:

Confirmation that she's not on Tumblr anymore after being in the ban wave of true crime thirsting accounts. I would love to read the post of someone on Mastodon 'spilling the beans' about her. The person who is encouraging her thirsts after Ian Watkins, the Lost Prophets pedo:

She constantly posts into the void, mainly about Ian Watkins.



Dahmer montage videos set to pop music, so basic.

Mastodon:

Coming Soon to Staph's Backyard... THE HOLOCAUST.


I know some of you ladies like to cook, so here's one to stick into your cookbooks. No idea if this recipe is offensive to you, though.


'My usual' ie: What her parents plant in their allotment and she takes credit for.


Alt text:

A nonbinary transmasc person wearing yellow and purple eye makeup and an intersex pride t-shirt.

A black t-shirt with an antifascist logo. It consists of two concentric circles, which have text and stars around one and two flags at the center. One flag is the intersex pride flag, and beneath that is a plain black flag. Text around the ring reads, "Biology isn't binary."

Fucking hell. What is that eye make up.


I love how her whole online aesthetic is about waiting for the different seasons.

Ghastly, as usual. And of course she then went and changed her Mastodon.

What is the shadowing on the cheeks? Hair? Very masc.


I doubt changing your profile picture will make Spring come quicker.


'I look like a potato in comparison' LOL.


Once again, Staph asks what a cat is. It's like she has never owned one, or knows how Google works. She rather look like a cat noob.


The main Staph callout blog posted this blast from the past:

kek.

ETA:

Busy doing what, I wonder.


A 37 year old woman should not have had 'several big public fallings out on social media.' Embarrassing.

 

[JaneThough]

The person who is encouraging her thirsts after Ian Watkins, the Lost Prophets pedo:

I FUCKING KNEW IT when I saw them saw “UK sex offenders” but did not want to believe it. I’m like “there’s only one prominent UKSO I can think of off the top of my head and no WAY anyone could possibly- and here we are. Ugh. The asteroid can’t come quickly enough.

Coming Soon to Staph's Backyard... THE HOLOCAUST.

So we have evidence of people being rounded up into prisons right now but they’re too brown I guess to count.

'I look like a potato in comparison' LOL.

That anime patch is the reddest flag I’ve ever seen. It screams “I’m autistic, do not interact”

 

[Aunt Carol]

'I look like a potato in comparison' LOL.

Whoa; self-awareness.

For good or ill, this person does look like the version of Stephanie you get when you stop shopping at Walmart. Non-tee shirt, makeup within the lines, managed to dye hair. Upgrading the pin fedora to the patch bucket hat makes it look like those crochet beer can hats from the '70s, though.

I love how her whole online aesthetic is about waiting for the different seasons.

This is the only Druidic thing she manages to keep up.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I was going to dunk on her for whining about weather, but I see the daily highs for Endicott are chilly (but still pretty warm for a Northern state.)
It's not like she leaves her apartment often or even actively works on her own garden, though.

Shit is getting too bipolar in the South; I'd trade our early, depressingly dry pseudo spring with random hard ASF freezes for a stable/typical winter any day.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Strange that she won the battle against the evil antis and got a cat, but doesn't post that many pictures of her to gloat.
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Staph is known to spend the later part of the week at her parents, so what happens to Siggy? Does she just get left alone in Staph's apartment, or does she get brought to her parents' house? Either option would be upsetting to a cat that has only recently been rehomed.

Another old post reacc, another wander through time.
The degradation of the carpet, which was apparently new and not shitty multi occupant ancient rental carpet, is staggering.
Papa frig clearly needs his manacles tightening and the whip cracked!

A thinner cat and a cleaner carpet, circa 2024.
She's at least made some progress (negative)
It really is shocking how much she has degraded over her time in that flat. Every little thing has got filthier, fatter, and just plain worse.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

BOOOOOOOOO.


I imagine this is because of all the slapfights she gets into then screencaps and posts on the account, along with personal details of anyone she disagrees with.

She hasn't touched her Trans Masc Druid Facebook since this iconic post in 2023. A great flashback:


She had recently updated her profile picture, twice.

I'm disappointed she doesn't rock a cape 24/7. So much potential. Lots of space for patches!


She probably won't touch it again for another two years.


Still on Fetlife, huh?


Yesterday she admitted she saw herself as a potato, today she admits she's a hairy beast.


Remember that you admitted you were some kind of zoo a while back, maybe you shouldn't be calling a cat handsome and using a kissy face online.


Only a pedo degenerate would see diaper ads as 'fetishy.' I wonder if she still wears diapers.



The person's NSFW artwork in the spoiler.

Spoiler: NSFW

PLEASE start drawing Loki nudes. A brand new hobby awaits! I can't wait to see her finger painted anatomically incorrect dicks.

 

[brooky]

PLEASE start drawing Loki nudes. A brand new hobby awaits! I can't wait to see her finger painted anatomically incorrect dicks.

Unfortunately, she's going to use AI.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The huggies thing.
What a self report, what the fuck?????

Unless American ads are very, infact entirely different, I cant see anything that would twig your head in that direction whatsoever.
They usually talk around all the piss and shit stuff, really.
It's weird that scat and stuff is the line in the sand for Staphs utter shamelessness about what she says are her fetishes. Maybe cos these *actually * are, edge-posing aside. And she can actually engage in it as a permavirgin able to shit-smear.
Or maybe the shame aspect is because it's connected with kids, for her.
She's getting closer to admitting this shit, but knows deep down that people don't like it and it will bruise her ego to be told, rightly, to end herself over it.
Her take on the Epstein files= the poor MAPs must be feeling so attacked!
Huggies ads = sick fetish content because she can't get her mind of child sexual abuse and human excrement.

It doesn't even make sense in her inner lore.
Kinkshaming is bad, paraphile shaming is bad, pedo shaming is bad even.
So what is she, some kind of Huggies Anti?!!1

Deep down she knows she should be ashamed of being a peepoosexual pedo-shielding (at the least) creep, but it's not because it's wrong - it's just that she recognises people hate pedos, which hurts her smugtard brand of narcissism.

She casts aspersions like this, all the while buddying up with some tumblr retard whos husbando is fucking Ian Watkins. Actual, baby raper, Ian Watkins. All the more disgusting because he used these exact kind of moronic fans to abuse literal infants, by grooming them online and getting access to their children.

This is so, so recent too. It's not "the past is another country", fuzzy old TV, nostalgia of an u remembered time-fantasy, basically, which is what the serial killers Staph and Co usually ogle are. The children Watkins abused are probably still in school. That's how young, and how recent it is.
Point me to a haberdashery cos I am MATI istg

 

[Aunt Carol]

And that hurts her smugtard brand of narcissism.

The weird thing is that Stephanie's been through periods of Incontinence Pride--Loud & Proud. She's bragged about being incontinent of urine, and she's taken people to task for making fun of/speculating about Trump's incontinence.

I know a lot of pooners end up in the waters of piss fetish, but OTOH it's strange for Stephanie to be able to shut up about something she's into.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

For some reason I always assumed her parents were aware of this side of her. She has admitted to teasing them with it via locket/framed picture in her apartment though, so I guess it’s no surprise.

The person who is encouraging her thirsts after Ian Watkins, the Lost Prophets pedo:

She 100% only became a fan after he was arrested.

Omg she has literally morphed into an ugly old fuck. She looks like Till. She’s never been a model but this picture is something else. Autoandrophilia indeed!

Very accurate (minus the weight), the most vile one yet! Why does she always give herself this Shaggy color scheme? The dogwater color tones on the turtleneck (?) makes it look like her neck is covered in stretch marks.

The weird thing is that Stephanie's been through periods of Incontinence Pride--Loud & Proud.

My theory is she did this to A) have munchie cred and validate her avagenesis B) strike back against the most hurtful tumblr insult of all time, pee your pants (pbuh). And like her other identities forgets from time to time.

Spoiler: misc rambling

that Ian Watkins girl throws me for a loop. I have only a cursory knowledge, but I know that he was absolutely vile. Staph preaches on and on about muh non-contact MAPS and “it’s okay to rape children and lust over animals if you’re mentally ill and feel really bad about it “, or some hypothetical situation where nobody gets hurt, and performatively kvetches about Epstein, but she’s fine with this girl romanticizing an infant molester? Seriously? She’s an idiot and TC noob so she might not even know, but there’s a chance she does, and the exceptions she makes are complete bullshit. I realize I harp on this a lot but it’s an intrinsic part of her character and something she has literally crusaded for.

 

[JaneThough]

The huggies thing.
What a self report, what the fuck?????

Unless American ads are very, infact entirely different, I cant see anything that would twig your head in that direction whatsoever.
They usually talk around all the piss and shit stuff, really.
It's weird that scat and stuff is the line in the sand for Staphs utter shamelessness about what she says are her fetishes. Maybe cos these *actually * are. And she can actually engage in it as a prma virgin able to shit-smear.
Or maybe the shame aspect is because it's connected with kids, for her.
She's getting closer to admitting this shit, but knows deep down that people don't like it and it will bruise her ego to be told, rightly, to end herself over it.
Epstein files= the poor MAPs must be feeling so attacked
Huggies ads = sick because she can't get her mind of child sexual abuse and human excrement.

It doesn't even make sense in her inner lore.
Kinkshaming is bad, paraphile shaming is bad, pedo shaming is bad even.
So what is she, some kind of Huggies anti??

Deep down she knows she should be ashamed of being a peepoosexual pedo shielding (at least) freak, but it's not because it's wrong, it's just that she recognises people hate pedos.
And that hurts her smugtard brand of narcissism.

I’m very confused about her statement about diaper ads and pee and poop. Granted I avoid ads where I can but in the USA we’ve notoriously censored bodily fluids (the old blue liquid) and I don’t recall diaper ads specifically saying pee or poop or even referring to it. More just “leaks”.

So that she’s jumping to fetish shit over diaper ads for children which deliberately avoid mentioning anything regarding that fetish is fucking weird.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’m very confused about her statement about diaper ads and pee and poop. Granted I avoid ads where I can but in the USA we’ve notoriously censored bodily fluids (the old blue liquid) and I don’t recall diaper ads specifically saying pee or poop or even referring to it. More just “leaks”

Had to look this up because I was so baffled, and it turns out we're wrong. Between my adblocker and I guess my algorithm, I'm not up to speed on Huggies lore.

Their names are Terd and Yureen.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I’m very confused about her statement about diaper ads and pee and poop. Granted I avoid ads where I can but in the USA we’ve notoriously censored bodily fluids (the old blue liquid) and I don’t recall diaper ads specifically saying pee or poop or even referring to it. More just “leaks”.

So that she’s jumping to fetish shit over diaper ads for children which deliberately avoid mentioning anything regarding that fetish is fucking weird.

I went to youtube to check the US ones,* and big surprise, they are exactly the same. The thing they focus on is the thing that people care about, ie that the kid can be active without trialing shit everywhere, or that it's got good absorbance so kids arent immediately uncomfortable / filthy /risking infection.
At most they sometimes try to make them lighthearted and jokey so the nessecary, unavoidable task of cleaning a babies shit up can be brightened by the fact that bums and such are comedic.

Her getting any kind of fetish vibe from it is deeply, deeply, deeply noncey and she should have a reckoning.

*edit LOL hadn't seen Terd and Yurine. Stupid but honestly not fetishy. It's just sanitised cgi colour blobs.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Newsflash! Staph took magic mushrooms!

Church Of The Sacred Synthesis... Hmm.

Of course it's snake oil. It's Staph, after all.

 

[Exhibortionist]

Newsflash! Staph took magic mushrooms!
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Church Of The Sacred Synthesis... Hmm.
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Of course it's snake oil. It's Staph, after all.

Ofc its just a gas station level bullshit vitamin. It'd make so much sense to eat (or hell, grow then eat) the real thing. Ya know, like a true druid or whatever dumb shit shes pretending to be at the moment. You can literally buy the spores legally on the internet and I'm sure shes a champ at growing mold already.

She's officially too lazy, and too chickenshit to do drugs.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

You can literally buy the spores legally on the internet and I'm sure shes a champ at growing mold already.

Please do not encourage Stapphy to grow magic mushrooms under the salmon slappers.