how do u have sex

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Solution
First to make things easy get really lubed up, next slip in a finger, gradually add more until you hands in. Slide up to your forearm before starting with your other hand. Now you got to feel it out and start gradually push your head in there, you should get upright and let her slowly slide down but once she get to your waist you'll need to start jumping to get her past, and finally she'll hopefully sit down to get you the rest of the way in.
Once your both satisfied she'll do a cartwheel and the centripetal force will get you out in one clean motion, if she can't preform a cartwheel that's what those weird swings are for.
First to make things easy get really lubed up, next slip in a finger, gradually add more until you hands in. Slide up to your forearm before starting with your other hand. Now you got to feel it out and start gradually push your head in there, you should get upright and let her slowly slide down but once she get to your waist you'll need to start jumping to get her past, and finally she'll hopefully sit down to get you the rest of the way in.
Once your both satisfied she'll do a cartwheel and the centripetal force will get you out in one clean motion, if she can't preform a cartwheel that's what those weird swings are for.
 
Last edited:
Solution
Who said anything about a prostitute sir?
If you have to pay her to marry her she's for the streets
Switching things around now are we?

I am hardly marriage material. I drink too much, I work too much, I am moody.

I would not want to trap an innocent woman into a life I am not ready to provide for besides money.
 
Back
Top Bottom