🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[GaryGray]

Awesome! Now Bossman can work on his To Do list:

• stay clean
• get a Honda Civic
• make peace with his parents
• move into his own house/apartment

This season will be filled with positive vibes, bro!

Don't forget he also has to hook back up with his rehab baddie and have her move in with him.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Ok, we all know for certain that headphones are the first casualty of Bossman tardrages so there's no bet there but it's definitely on for that nice fresh plasterboard and door next time Evil Eddie flips the rat switch.

Put me down for 100 that it's the door that gets wrecked first within a month.

 

[mlanguishi]

Guy's got the best of luck and the worst of luck, over and over.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Bout fucking time rat dad kicked that loser out. If it were me I would have forced him to change his last name long ago. This retard has been givin countless chances to get his shit together. It’s not like he can say he grew up poor, or his parents got divorced. No. He’s just a fuck up who wants to do nothing but smoke crack. Terrifying actually. Like the idea you can just be hit by a car and become Andrew ditch. Or be saving it for marriage and ur girl cheats on j the whole time. You can be white upper middle class American and do everything right and ur kid is just a retard loser

 

[Dan of Steel]

Welcome home Bossman!

SUFFAH RATDAD WELCOME BACK TO THE INSANE ASYLUM

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

We won bish @The Pickle

 

[drammamean]

The injustice system is a joke.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

The injustice system is a joke.

I agree, bossman should NEVER been locked up in the first place. good thing that justice was finally served.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

How is Eddie going to sabotage Bossman's drug tests this time?

 

[Null]

As much as I appreciate the courts decided to take the funniest option possible at all times I'm struggling to figure out what exactly they stand to gain by making themselves look so..... stupid?

okay so like
bossman smokes crack and gambles in his room safely without causing harm to members of the public
this costs the virginia taxpayer $0/yr. he also buys crack and big Bufords which are revenue generating events.

in jail he would (1) produce no income and generate no sales, and (2) cost the virginia taxpayers $151.38 per day.

 

[Black Yoshi]

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Much thanks to the anon discord rat on the ground for providing this footage and @Bruno Powroznik for doing what he does best
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What's with the Virginia legal system and denying us prison sagas?

bossman smokes crack and gambles in his room safely without causing harm to members of the public

Inb4 he burns down the house with his crack pipe.

 

[Spergichu]

Ratdad's suffering will be eternal, as decreed by the Commonwealth of Virginia. Damn that probation nice!

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Here, you squeaking feature rats, I brought you some snacks!

 

[Pepper Jack]

My reaction to reading the feach on the main page;

 

[Crex Crex]

RATS BTFO
GAMBA IS BACK ON THE MENU
JUDGE DROPPED A 5-PACK, EVIL EDDIE FELTED FOREVER
RATS' MOTHERS' FUCKED (DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE)

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

This will end wonderfully.

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

TEFLON BOSS won​

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I can't wait to see him fuck his life up even more than he already has.

 

[NeonFlux]

told ya, he was inercent. It dat police fault, my nigga. Dey Don plant dat cracky rock on my nigga. He a good boy, dindu nuffin.

 

[hawkisnight]

Hell yeah. I missed reading Bossman thread every morning. Suffah ratdad.