DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
You're right! Listening back to it again, the way he said that gave off the air of like, a parent who's trying to hold back their temper about something a misbehaving child did.

Is she actually just out of fucking control? Like she has zero impulse control at all around food, and she wasn't supposed to touch the cookies? At first, you wouldn't think much of it, "sure, he probably said she could try a bite," but knowing Phil, it's very possible she was asked to leave them alone for the video and she just couldn't resist.

I'm starting to wonder if she might be way fatter than she was even last time we saw her.
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He mentioned her eating them before he even went to go grab the box. When he first mentioned it, he said he was full from his stupid protein pasta and didn't want any, then goes right to saying Kat had some though!

He also said if anything is the truth, it's not an insult or offensive. After calling someone stupid for telling phil a button up shirt and sweatpants is a bad look. Then said "like if you're 500 pounds and overweight", its not offensive to call someone fat. Guess he was saying it's alright for everyone to make fun of his massive wife.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
If it was just a remake (which did happen a few years ago for graphical stuff) I'd actually say he has a point, but it's a Kiwami release. Which for anyone who isn't a Yakuza weeb, it's basically the same story, but with some extra elements and completely modernized gameplay, and then some extra stuff like new minigames or a subquest line, and other side shenanigans. It might not sound like it, but the gameplay differences alone really give the games a different feeling, especially since 3 was pretty notorious for having some of the roughest gameplay of the series.

Has Phil even ever played original 3 to begin with? For the longest time, it was the hardest main-game one to experience outside of Japan, and I can't remember if he played the actual remake when it came out. I thought it released pretty close to another new Yakuza game and he was playing that instead, but everything Phil tends to blend together

*Quick edit* I searched a few variations of DSP and Yakuza 3 to answer my own question, nothing came up, just parts 1 of Yakuza 4, 7 and the Pirate one, so if those are coming up and not 3, I'm assuming he hasn't played it, so he can't even use the excuse that it'd be too similar to his original playthrough
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He hates the fighting heavy Yakuza entries and sucks absolute ballsack at them compared to the turn based ones. Yakuza 0 goes to great lengths to make you stupidly strong and Kiwami to some degree as well. Neither are as challenging as the originals. As an actual oldhead Yakuza fan I have to say I'm glad he's skipping 3, it has a very dramatic story and one close to my heart. If he shat on the orphanage I'd probably no longer be able to contain myself and rise to alogging as well. He's such a miserable faggot and I'm already dead tired of his bullshit recently. Forgive my sperging, gentlemen.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
If it was just a remake (which did happen a few years ago for graphical stuff) I'd actually say he has a point, but it's a Kiwami release. Which for anyone who isn't a Yakuza weeb, it's basically the same story, but with some extra elements and completely modernized gameplay, and then some extra stuff like new minigames or a subquest line, and other side shenanigans. It might not sound like it, but the gameplay differences alone really give the games a different feeling, especially since 3 was pretty notorious for having some of the roughest gameplay of the series.

Has Phil even ever played original 3 to begin with? For the longest time, it was the hardest main-game one to experience outside of Japan, and I can't remember if he played the actual remake when it came out. I thought it released pretty close to another new Yakuza game and he was playing that instead, but everything Phil tends to blend together
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To be fair Kiwami 3 is one of the most disrespectful remakes not just when it comes to Yakuza games but in gaming in general, but yeah he doesn't really give a shit about the series, nor has he ever played 3, or any of the games before 4 (or even their remakes) to completion.
 
I tried searching this forum but didnt find much information about Lucy Poxy that Phil keeps mentioning? Was this a catfish attempt to get an EDP style ending for DSP? To me it's weird that he cared so much about this random girl who seems to have parental supervision. AND THEN when he gets suspicous of them he says something among the line "fuck this" which is strange cause he could give less than two shits about a viewer who doesn't donate. What are the chances DSP entertained an inappropriate relationship with a catfish portraying a kid??? And its also just weird the only time we hear about this person is from Phil and not from detractor channels.
 
It's already been mentioned but his mental state is clearly at an all time low. He has always been like this but recently I think he started thinking more and more about retirement, realizing it will likely never happen.

On top of that, all the different types of content he tried to grift off of all pretty much failed. The easy path is the politics grift and he doesn't have the balls to be the next Quartering or Reviewtechusa.

He has quite literally become the indies slopgame farming children's entertainer, lurking for the next big thing.

This is, quite literally what he promised he'd never become.

You can also tell more and more of the crashout segments have been rehearsed or at least thought about in detail. His world is completely consumed by being darksydephil.

If this was a wingsofredemption or cyraxx I would say they're not self aware enough to be tormented, but Phil certainly is.

Frankly, this is a broken, raped man. A man raped not only by his detractors but by his own mind as well.

The more the detractors keep the pressure, sometimes simply by making things like the ban tracker or restreaming on raw Phil, the more molested he becomes with each day.

We are in for a treat of cataclysmic proportions in the next few months if this keeps going. Phil is an impulsive, low IQ offender, and it's just a matter of time until the mask is all the way off and the clown make up is all the way on.
 
Somebody needs to perform a social experiment where you punch Phil in the face and see how much he cries.

Or YouTube should perform a social experiment where they ban his account and delete all of his videos and we find out how much he cries about it.

Season 18 of this show is just doing rehashes of old stories. Getting into Simpsons levels of stale.
 
LongJohnSilvers said:
I tried searching this forum but didnt find much information about Lucy Poxy that Phil keeps mentioning? Was this a catfish attempt to get an EDP style ending for DSP? To me it's weird that he cared so much about this random girl who seems to have parental supervision. AND THEN when he gets suspicous of them he says something among the line "fuck this" which is strange cause he could give less than two shits about a viewer who doesn't donate. What are the chances DSP entertained an inappropriate relationship with a catfish portraying a kid??? And its also just weird the only time we hear about this person is from Phil and not from detractor channels.
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First I've heard of her to and I listen to too many detractors videos in my week. Can anyone give a rundown or is this something that needs to be looked into. Phil dming a woman while 'happliy married as an adult human' is curious enough as is, let alone the weird child aspect
 
Iron Hamster said:
He doesn't watch them at all. He hits 'upload' on all of them at once. How have none of you figured this out yet?
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He does not need to watch them. If he used the scheduled method the videos would order themselves and he has to do nothing, he could upload all of them at the same time and they would still be in order.

I knew he uploads all of them at the same time and then goes to fap/pull Hogans, i'm just saying if he wants to be lazy there are still solutions to not make his channel into a mess.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
If it was just a remake (which did happen a few years ago for graphical stuff) I'd actually say he has a point, but it's a Kiwami release. Which for anyone who isn't a Yakuza weeb, it's basically the same story, but with some extra elements and completely modernized gameplay, and then some extra stuff like new minigames or a subquest line, and other side shenanigans. It might not sound like it, but the gameplay differences alone really give the games a different feeling, especially since 3 was pretty notorious for having some of the roughest gameplay of the series.

Has Phil even ever played original 3 to begin with? For the longest time, it was the hardest main-game one to experience outside of Japan, and I can't remember if he played the actual remake when it came out. I thought it released pretty close to another new Yakuza game and he was playing that instead, but everything Phil tends to blend together

*Quick edit* I searched a few variations of DSP and Yakuza 3 to answer my own question, nothing came up, just parts 1 of Yakuza 4, 7 and the Pirate one, so if those are coming up and not 3, I'm assuming he hasn't played it, so he can't even use the excuse that it'd be too similar to his original playthrough
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this is retarded too because we all know the combat is gonna be dumbed down as fuck and won't filter people nearly as hard as the original. so he has the opportunity to button mash through the hardest yakooza game and clap for himself when he wins and talk about sekiro again. I still think he'll do it when he WQs dragonquest.

also yakuza 3 isn't that hard. the basic goon ai just blocks a lot so mashing out combos isn't as effective as other games, although it still works. you can get tiger drop insanely early and it trivializes all the bosses, probably the second best tiger drop in the series after kiwami 1. "y3 is hard" came from y0 tourists who thought they could breakdance through the entire game again. y4 is the hardest game in the series imo and that's only because of the bullshit final boss lmao
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
khet cookiez.mov

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Metal fork, huh? How convenient he changed it after being called out here and I assume on Twitter for his "I have a real plastic fork" comment. Also man does he have faggy hands, holy shit. Look at the way he holds his mouse. He's such a fucking sissy. Like he's a homo being asked to grab a tit or something idk it's very odd.
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Fridge Raider said:
Metal fork, huh? How convenient he changed it after being called out here and I assume on Twitter for his "I have a real plastic fork" comment. Also man does he have faggy hands, holy shit. Look at the way he holds his mouse. He's such a fucking sissy. Like he's a homo being asked to grab a tit or something idk it's very odd.
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Dave definitely has the weakest, clamiest, limp wristed, pussy handshake ever. Just look at that girly grip, that sunless hermit skin, that atrophy ridden wrist. Disgusting.
 
Elite Kipchak said:
you can get tiger drop insanely early and it trivializes all the bosses, probably the second best tiger drop in the series after kiwami 1.
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Not to mention, even if you suck absolute dick at timing the Tiger Drop, there's the Komaki Parry, which in 3 you don't even need to time, as soon as the enemy starts a punching move, you can press circle to do the Komaki Parry, which then stuns the opponent, which then allows you to run to their back and unleash a full combo that they cannot block. Pretty much the only people bitching about "blockuza" are ones who don't know that the X and O buttons exist. Also, 5 had the most busted Tiger Drop.

Elite Kipchak said:
y4 is the hardest game in the series imo and that's only because of the bullshit final boss lmao
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>he didn't get the Sacred Wood armor
 
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