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Who do you think will win the Farrer by-election?

  • Independent Michelle Milthorpe

    Votes: 5 18.5%

  • Liberals or Nations (Both fielding candidates)

    Votes: 5 18.5%

  • One Nation

    Votes: 17 63.0%
  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
GluttonousManSlob said:
Beaten to the punch, but tl;dr is there are already a ton of cafes in Australia, who make better coffee than Starbucks for a cheaper price. A Starbucks opened near me a while ago and I only had coffee there once. It tasted like a fucking burnt tyre. So why subject myself to the humiliation of drinking this dogshit for a premium when there are better alternatives?
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Garina'sVengeance said:
Without the slightest hint of irony, I'll let a Jeeta explain that
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<3 norafawn said:
Do NOT patron starbucks ya fag. Go to a nice cafe, get yourself a a coffee and pie, don't give money to the Americunts.
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Didn't realize this thread was full of mad cunts who are jealous that they missed out on the Starbucks x BTS x Stanley limited edition valentines day labubu tumbler:
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You take taht shit to starbucks and get them brownfellas to fill up the 6 liter tumbler with a 42 shot burnt frappuchino - they expertly mask the burnt taste by adding copious amounts of sugar syrup so you can soyslop your way through the day at your wagecage.

You guys need to befriend some uberjeets and learn how to scalp anything that you can remotely gain a few bucks off by scalping the shit on facebook marketplace.

I was joking about starbucks. The shit sucks but to be fair they're at least highly consistent.

I'm actually quite proud of this country and the invention of the flat white - and I don't usually come out and say something like that because I'm not overtly patriotic. But I'm proud that starbucks doesn't "work" in this country and everyone either makes their own shit or supports local businesses.

The only downside is sometimes (ok, well every time) local cafes aren't super, super consistent. Sometimes there are 2 shots, sometimes 3. They are usually consistent in CBD areas for the most part though.

Anyway if I want a consistent coffee and can't find anything else I just go to maccas and get a coffee in the drive thru. People judge me for it but maccas do have an actual coffee machine and its always super consistent.

But I guess that is half the fun of getting a coffee, its sort of like dating and when you get a really good coffee you'll keep going back.
 
neger psykolog said:
In more important news, why are there no good starbucks in aussie land? I can only assume australians taste in coffee is so pleb tier that Starbucks couldn't sell enough of their amazing, robust and flavorful coffees here.
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Isnt starbucks entire buisness model in the states based around selling novelty sugar injected caffinated drinks, do people actually go into a starbucks and order just a latte?

ive always assumed it failed because most people drink coffee in the morning and we culturally arent as accepting of heavily sugared breakfast foods (our most popular cereal is wheet bix, in the states its cinamon toast crunch for instance), so drinking what is essentially a can of coke with your morning toast never really took off here.

plus its fuckign expensive,
 
glass_houses said:
There's no such thing as a "good" coffee. All coffee is vile.
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You are vile. Coffee is the black nectar of the gods that serves two purposes. First it makes ya shit, so it’s an amazing colon cleanser. Second, it gives ya a caffeine jolt if ya make it right. Making good coffee is a fucking science, but if ya not a lazy cunt, ya can make the perfect coffee brew at home every single time. Oh, and I forgot the third great thing about coffee: It’s perfect with a durry at any time of the day.
 
Spoonge said:
We have Gloria Jeans.
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Not any more buddy, although their hot chocolates were the fucking bomb, when you could put extra chocolate sauce in them. The only time I'd consider starcucks is out of sheer desperation and I'd rather drink servo coffee, OR it was Japanese Starbucks cause that shit was as good as an aussie coffee but i still went to the other coffee place it was nicer and cheaper.

In thirdie news and the general cuckening happening in Shitney right now, i took my oldest to a gig went and saw The Tea Party it was incredible at the Opera House last night. One i forgot how good the sound is at the Opera house or how nice the view is from the first sail is.
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I also forgot how fucking shit it is to walk to the Opera house along the foreshore past the Toaster. It was wall to wall thirdies and they are just ended up lazing about on the Opera House steps. We were almost late because of the sheer numbers and smell of the mutts everywhere....

This is just sperging spoiled if you don't want to read it.

Speaking of Mutts while i was waiting for the oldest spawn to get escorted into the city by her dad i went to a bar down in Wynard enjoying a few whiskeys while i was waiting. My night got ruined by some filthy jeets walked in saw all the empty seats saw my corner of blissful quiet and decided sitting RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO ME was the greatest idea. HE TOOK HIS FUCKING SHOES OFF IN A BAR AND STARTED RUBBING HIS BARE FEET


Rate me MATI i had to rant somewhere it was fucking disgusting, thankfully spawn and husband had arrived so i left and called them filthy mutts as a walked out he heard me to i saw him snap his head over at me.

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<3 norafawn said:
New schizo and a potential lolcow just dropped. Of course she is from Cranbourne.

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Link to video seeing the farms is slow today
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Her daughter is hearing loss. Lol

Premium Gonzo said:
My night got ruined by some filthy jeets
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Those disgusting street shitters ruin everything every single time simply by existing in close proximity to anyone who is of a civilised lineage at any given time or place on earth. Seriously, send every jeet back to India and quarantine the entire country.
 
Mr. Hands said:
Those disgusting street shitters ruin everything every single time simply by existing in close proximity to anyone who is of a civilised lineage at any given time or place on earth. Seriously, send every jeet back to India and quarantine the entire country.
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Might not be too far coming. What you wrote above is dawning on whole societies across the globe. A LOT of countries are starting to turn, elect real leaders, and take action to secure borders and remove what's there. I truly believe the massive backfire of Jeet Fatigue is a huge driving factor in that, if not the main one. It's a race as to which 'Great Reset' prevails.

On a lighter note, if you're not following Danger Dan, you're missing out

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big cocaine bust, despite the claims it is not new, unusual or "bizarre" as many articles are saying
they have been impregnating items with cocaine for over 2 decades now, this was old news 20+ years ago
14 million worth of coke soaked into timber that they caught them extracting, and about 400K in cash they found earlier which lead them there
in an arrest in January devices were seized and information about these imported timber planks was found, woops
a Columbian national was one of the 5 men arrested
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NSW and Queensland police have seized more than $14 million worth of cocaine that was concealed inside wooden planks.

Five men, including a Colombian national, have been arrested after a clandestine laboratory was discovered on the Gold Coast where the drug was being extracted from nine tonnes of timber using chemicals.
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
big cocaine bust, despite the claims it is not new, unusual or "bizarre" as many articles are saying
they have been impregnating items with cocaine for over 2 decades now, this was old news 20+ years ago
14 million worth of coke soaked into timber that they caught them extracting, and about 400K in cash they found earlier which lead them there
in an arrest in January devices were seized and information about these imported timber planks was found, woops
a Columbian national was one of the 5 men arrested
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So they didn't pay off the drug team enough, is what i am hearing/
 
GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
big cocaine bust, despite the claims it is not new, unusual or "bizarre" as many articles are saying
they have been impregnating items with cocaine for over 2 decades now, this was old news 20+ years ago
14 million worth of coke soaked into timber that they caught them extracting, and about 400K in cash they found earlier which lead them there
in an arrest in January devices were seized and information about these imported timber planks was found, woops
a Columbian national was one of the 5 men arrested
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Soaked into the timber?? Wtf.

This is why I can't do drugs. Who the fuck knows where its been.
 
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