George RR Martin, his fanboys, and former fanbase

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this house of Riverlander Neds/Jon Snows basically only got to exist for a blink of an eye in Westerosi history.
The Riverlands deserve everything bad that happens to them. Bowing to ROBB and naming him King. Pathetic losers. Like I get Edmure siding with Robb family and all that. But to bend the knee to a northerner?

The riverlands:
  • Multiple Rivers for quick transportation/farming.
  • More people
  • More farmable land.
  • Better Climate
  • Easier to trade with other kingdoms.
So what do the Riverlands gain by bending the knee to Winterfell? They are willingly choosing to become the Ukraine to the North's Soviet Union to be exploited as a bread basket.

Please no sperging about the current conflcit. I'm talking about what historically happened.
 
House bracken did nothing wrong and neither did Bittersteel.
Without any gay magic, he fought until the bitter end against the targshites!

Dunk being uneducated doesn’t mean he is a stupid guy. I remember from when I read that comic that he would self reflect a lot of times and realise that he missed something.
 
The Riverlands deserve everything bad that happens to them. Bowing to ROBB and naming him King. Pathetic losers. Like I get Edmure siding with Robb family and all that. But to bend the knee to a northerner?

The riverlands:
  • Multiple Rivers for quick transportation/farming.
  • More people
  • More farmable land.
  • Better Climate
  • Easier to trade with other kingdoms.
So what do the Riverlands gain by bending the knee to Winterfell? They are willingly choosing to become the Ukraine to the North's Soviet Union to be exploited as a bread basket.

Please no sperging about the current conflcit. I'm talking about what historically happened.
That's just another worldbuilding fail on GRRM's part tbh. The Riverlands logically shouldn't be the stomping ground for everyone else if you think about it, given their advantages they should be one of the stronger kingdoms in the setting and the one rocking probably the second-largest army behind the Reach (more fertile land means they can support a larger population, thus, more recruits). Yeah their central position on the continent & lack of prominent mountains/hills also makes them vulnerable to multi-front wars in the style of Poland or Belgium, but 1) the rivers themselves could've served as a natural defense and 2) you don't see that fucking the Reach for example (which also doesn't have much in the way of defensible terrain while bordering the warmongering Durrandons & ruthless Lannisters, who both do, on top of having a long coastline vulnerable to Ironborn attacks). We already know it's not an impossible position to work from for centuries based on the reigns of the Mudds, Justmans and Teagues (who did successfully beat back external & internal challenges for a good while before their luck ran out in the lore).

Nor should they be eager to play second fiddle to anyone even under Martin's own logic, as I was just saying, they kept rebelling against foreign overlords (Storm Kings, Iron Kings) in the lore he himself wrote. Even if Edmure's willing to kneel because of the Tullys' Fast & Furious-esque attitude to FAMILY, the other Riverlords should at least demand significant concessions (less taxation/feudal dues, more court positions, royal non-intervention in their own personal feud for the Brackens/Blackwoods, etc.) of their own, not just Walder Frey badgering the Starks about a betrothal. And the North would have the same disadvantage in trying to rule the Riverlands as the Ironborn did, in that they have a different culture & religion (even if it's theoretically less niggerish and easier to get along with than the Ironborn/Drowned God). If Gurm had handled religion in his setting with any actual 'realism' then Robb, at a minimum, should've had to make a huge personal concession in converting to the Seven to more safely rule the majority-Sevener Riverlands ('Paris Riverrun is worth a Mass' and all that).

A surviving 'Kingdom of the North & the Trident' would realistically run into the same problems an England that won the HYW did - the southern half of the kingdom is so much richer, more populous, more 'cultured' & just plain nicer climate & geography-wise than the northern half that the king & his court would want to increasingly permanently stay there, such that the Starks (or at least Robb's line thereof) might well eventually cease being Northern in any meaningful way. This already canonically happened with the last couple Hoares, who GTFO of their shitty homeland and moved their seat to the Riverlands (first to Fairmarket, then they built Harrenhal) as fast as they could, for which they were criticized by Ironborn conservatives at the time.
 
Even if Edmure's willing to kneel because of the Tullys' Fast & Furious-esque attitude to FAMILY, the other Riverlords should at least demand significant concessions (less taxation/feudal dues, more court positions, etc.
Like it would still be unbelievably stupid but it would be more believable if their condition for joining the war and merging Kingdoms was Edmure becoming the king of a united kingdom based in Riverrun. Or launching a crusade against the Ironborn and making sure not a single man, woman, or child was left on those Islands. (But the Starks couldn't make that happen). But again why would Riverrun want the north?

The Tyrells should've married Margaery to Edmure and reallt shaken the balance of power in Westeroes. Actually it's weird the Reach and the Riverlands never tried to link up. They both hate the Ironborn and the Lannisters.
 
Nor should they be eager to play second fiddle to anyone even under Martin's own logic, as I was just saying, they kept rebelling against foreign overlords (Storm Kings, Iron Kings) in the lore he himself wrote. Even if Edmure's willing to kneel because of the Tullys' Fast & Furious-esque attitude to FAMILY, the other Riverlords should at least demand significant concessions (less taxation/feudal dues, more court positions, royal non-intervention in their own personal feud for the Brackens/Blackwoods, etc.) of their own, not just Walder Frey badgering the Starks about a betrothal. And the North would have the same disadvantage in trying to rule the Riverlands as the Ironborn did, in that they have a different culture & religion (even if it's theoretically less niggerish and easier to get along with than the Ironborn/Drowned God). If Gurm had handled religion in his setting with any actual 'realism' then Robb, at a minimum, should've had to make a huge personal concession in converting to the Seven to more safely rule the majority-Sevener Riverlands ('Paris Riverrun is worth a Mass' and all that).
What your missing though is that Tywin had already launched an invasion of the Riverlands including deploying the Mountain's men (in disguise) to pillage and rape the region (including wiping out House Darry). There really is no room for discussion or objections from the Riverlords at that point in the war and with Tywin being as ruthless as he has shown himself to be.
 
What your missing though is that Tywin had already launched an invasion of the Riverlands including deploying the Mountain's men (in disguise) to pillage and rape the region (including wiping out House Darry). There really is no room for discussion or objections from the Riverlords at that point in the war and with Tywin being as ruthless as he has shown himself to be.
There is though!!!!

The major houses of the riverlands cutting Edmures head off and taking it to Tywin and being all, "The North is that way."

Like why should the riverland lords die for a northern pagan?
 
There is though!!!!

The major houses of the riverlands cutting Edmures head off and taking it to Tywin and being all, "The North is that way."

Like why should the riverland lords die for a northern pagan?
The Riverlords have been sworn to the Tully's for centuries at that point and Hoster was a good lord. Tywin did not offer any negotiation or concessions for Riverlords to switch sides, he went full blitzkrieg deploying the Mountains men to burn, rape and pillage and then illegally invading and seizing Riverlord castles like Harrenhal. The North's forces successfully repelled them and it did appear Tywin had no chance after his forces were defeated at the Whispering Wood with Jaime being captured and him and the crown having to fight both Stannis and Renly.

There really is no religious tension between the Old Gods and the Faith of the Seven (not getting into a debate about the realism of that, it's just the world building George established), Catelyn serves as a bridge between them anyway.
 
The Riverlords have been sworn to the Tully's for centuries at that point and Hoster was a good lord. Tywin did not offer any negotiation or concessions for Riverlords to switch sides, he went full blitzkrieg deploying the Mountains men to burn, rape and pillage and then illegally invading and seizing Riverlord castles like Harrenhal. The North's forces successfully repelled them and it did appear Tywin had no chance after his forces were defeated at the Whispering Wood with Jaime being captured and him and the crown having to fight both Stannis and Renly.
You have a point there. It just bugs me how smug Robb and Catelyn are towards Edmure and the Riverlands. Like you rule a frozen wasteland where they send prisoners. He rules a bountiful fertile cradle of civilization that if you end up winning this war would be the JEWEL of your kingdom. So put some respect on his name. But he just takes it like a cuck and gets bullied into marrying Walter's daughter.

There really is no religious tension between the Old Gods and the Faith of the Seven
I mean realistically we murdered each other over who gets to appoint bishops but okay there is no conflict between the faiths in a gritty realistic fantasy setting with taxes.
 
Dunk being uneducated doesn’t mean he is a stupid guy. I remember from when I read that comic that he would self reflect a lot of times and realise that he missed something.
Arlan just didn't have much patience with him because he was old and Dunk was just a teen. Anyone who's ever had to deal with teenagers know that they can be indeed thick as a castle wall until they just are not. I doubted he made it to the KG just by being Egg's protegee. He earned his rank.
 
He really doesn't. He's just to cynical for the fantasy setting. It's more like "good people don't win just because they're good". There is enough space in the books for heroes, it's just that there is no A for effort in a more realistic type of story
That explanation doesn't wash because while "realistic" fantasy doesn't have an "A" for effort, it absolutely should have an "F" for "fuck you for being a treacherous backstabbing piece of shit." Its been spelles out in this thread at some length, but amoral treacherous assholes typically get put down hard not (just) out of ye olde righteous smiling, but out of simple self-interest. If you cant count on someone, it doesn't matter how good or useful they are. Instead, in Gurm-land, not only is good not rewarded, but evil is allowed to cynically and blatently exploit it in ways that, in an actually realistic setting, would have them put down like mad dogs.
 
That explanation doesn't wash because while "realistic" fantasy doesn't have an "A" for effort, it absolutely should have an "F" for "fuck you for being a treacherous backstabbing piece of shit." Its been spelles out in this thread at some length, but amoral treacherous assholes typically get put down hard not (just) out of ye olde righteous smiling, but out of simple self-interest. If you cant count on someone, it doesn't matter how good or useful they are. Instead, in Gurm-land, not only is good not rewarded, but evil is allowed to cynically and blatently exploit it in ways that, in an actually realistic setting, would have them put down like mad dogs.
George does punish evil/villainous (though this is nuanced considering his POV format) characters though.

Tywin: Murdered by the son he mistreated, suffering a humiliating and painful death.
Cersei: Loses all her power, subjected to the walk of shame and faces execution if found guilty by the faith militant (a self inflicted problem).
Gregor Clegane: Dies in absolute agony from the manticore poison from the duel with Oberyn and condemned as a murderer by the man he served his whole life
Amory Lorch: Ripped apart by a bear and later blamed for the murder of the royal family during the sack of King's Landing by the same man he served his whole life.
Jaime: Loses his hand, his main attribute and later finds out the woman he loved cheated on him several times.
Theon: Brutally tortured for the objectively evil shit he does in ACOK.
House Frey: Despised by all of Westeros and exclusively blamed for the Red Wedding, has the Brotherhood without banners poaching their members likely leading to a massive internal civil war when Walder dies.
Ramsay: In the books, he's openly despised by the nobles in the North, barred from entering their halls (he came close to being executed in ACOK as well) and in the show he's get ripped apart by his dogs which will probably be his death in the book too.
Roose: In the show, killed by the monster he created and then completely discarded and forgotten about.
Slave Masters of Meereen: Crucified by Daenarys.
 
George does punish evil/villainous (though this is nuanced considering his POV format) characters though.
They are almost never punished directly for their actual worst or public deeds. It's always some indirect way or lame plot twist. Or they are punished by a personal vendetta or through some extreme happenstance that has lottery number odds. The punishments are usually indirect and forced plot points and not actual strong world building. Whenever an evil character is killed or harmed it's usually for something that was more personal or smaller scale. Like they order a mass rape and get away with it but insult their son and take a crowwbow bolt through the chest.
Tywin: Murdered by the son he mistreated, suffering a humiliating and painful death.
Yet the mass rape and murder of King's Landing goes ignored. Having his guards rape Tyrion's wife is just swept under the rug and those men all walk free. He massacres an entire house publicly and it gets made into a famous song. And if the Tyrion theories are right he's not even Tywin's son either. Tywin murders and rapes who knows how many tens of thousands of smallfolk but gets killed for insulting his son's choice of a bride. Tywin and Jaime should have been dead before Robert's Rebellion was even over.
Cersei: Loses all her power, subjected to the walk of shame and faces execution if found guilty by the faith militant (a self inflicted problem).
Maybe GRRM will change it in the books but if she blows up the Great Sept and it gets ignored this is a bad example. Also she's not being punished she's being humiliated in a power play by the Sparrows. Kevan knows that the Sparrows are aware that Tommen is from Jaime. They don't act on that information because it would mean disrupting the Iron Throne succession. She's getting a slap on the wrist when she should be executed. She's like Jaime in that she killed a king and gets away with it. Both times to put their offspring on the throne.
Gregor Clegane: Dies in absolute agony from the manticore poison from the duel with Oberyn and condemned as a murderer by the man he served his whole life
This is a personal vendetta though. And Qyburn keeping him alive and turning him into Robert Strong has noting to do with justice either. Clegane is only punished because everyone in GRRM's world is mentally sick and a sadist.
Jaime: Loses his hand, his main attribute and later finds out the woman he loved cheated on him several times.
Again this isn't for justice. This is just some forced writing from GRRM where perfect circumstances and coincidence punish a character. Jaime gets his hand lopped off because his captors don't want to deal with a dangerous knight and are also into torture.
Theon: Brutally tortured for the objectively evil shit he does in ACOK.
Objectively? He's tortured for Ramsay's amusement. Has nothing to do with justice. Ramsay is literally the one who suggested murdering the innocent children as well. In one of the dumbest moments in the books Theon kills his entire guard on Reek's orders then is shocked when he's later outnumbered by people Reek calls allies. Reek's (Ramsay) plot armor rivals any main character.
Slave Masters of Meereen: Crucified by Daenarys
This is justice that lasts a mere month. Dany is using her Westeros culture of slavery being unforgivable (Jorah's sin as well) and applying it to the natives and executing them. But in GRRM's world the slaves end up siding with the slavers anyways and bring it back once she leaves for the next city. And her most trusted advisor who sold her out was a slaver. This was proof that slavery overrides justice in Essos. And that Dany would never rule long term.
 
What your missing though is that Tywin had already launched an invasion of the Riverlands including deploying the Mountain's men (in disguise) to pillage and rape the region (including wiping out House Darry). There really is no room for discussion or objections from the Riverlords at that point in the war and with Tywin being as ruthless as he has shown himself to be.
That's the sort of nonsensical Riverlands-screw I was getting at though. Clegane is still just a landed knight (with an exceedingly unsavory reputation no less), he can't possibly have more than a few hundred men under his command (and indeed this seems to be the case in the books, Ned seems to think 120 men would make for a fair match when dispatching Beric Dondarrion's suppression force against him). And Westeros is a continent the size of South America; the idea that Clegane can do so much damage to an entire large kingdom, presumably the size of Paraguay + Bolivia + eastern Peru + west-central Brazil, in such a short span of time while moving entirely on foot/horseback and while the Riverlanders can't seem to organize anything resembling a sensible defense (or even have standard guards, sentries, small parties of household knights, etc. which could in any way respond to his raids) is batshit crazy.

Now I'm not super well traveled myself, but I'm going to guess it would take one more than a year to cross from let's say Brasilia to La Paz with a gang of a couple hundred turboniggers, then loop back around, while burning down every village along the way and doing so much damage in general that you paralyze the enemy kingdom's ability to mobilize a response against yours, all without anything resembling motor transportation. Chevauchées weren't that successful IRL, and in fact the famous one of the Black Prince which led up to his victory at Poitiers was unable to prevent the French king from putting his army together (hence why there was a battle at Poitiers at all), while the ones after that generally failed pretty badly as the French adapted to counter this strategy (and they had a lot less time to do so than the Riverlands, which had been dealing with raids & invasions at a medieval tech level for millennia). And France, as well as pretty much every other European country that isn't Russia, is smaller than just Bolivia alone, much less Bolivia + a bunch of other territories to more accurately represent the Riverlands on the South America-sized Westeros.

And such a force of raiders probably wouldn't be sufficient to storm castles & exterminate entire noble houses either (which is how Clegane does in the Darrys BTW, he didn't kill them all in one stroke, the 8-year-old son of the Darry lord he kills alongside Dondarrion takes back Castle Darry and is only later finished by Clegane when the latter comes back & beats the garrison despite them being ready for him the second time around). There's no reason for any of this to have happened besides plot convenience & Martin wanted/needed it to be that way, which obviously speaks to more than a little weakness in the story (especially one sold on supposedly being super-realistic and lifelike for a medieval fantasy story) itself.
 
Instead, in Gurm-land, not only is good not rewarded, but evil is allowed to cynically and blatently exploit it in ways that, in an actually realistic setting, would have them put down like mad dogs.
The biggest problem is that there is two different moralities. The "smart" characters are immoral people who will do anything to get what they want. Everyone else acts like knights in a chivalric story. So all the scheming and plotting feels even meaner since they're basically picking on retards.

The Red Wedding and Joffrey's death were good because it was an outside force giving just as good as they got to the main characters.

than the Riverlands, which had been dealing with raids & invasions at a medieval tech level for millennia
You make great point. Technology hasn't really advanced since the last war which was also fought in the riverlands. The castles in the area should be the hardest to bring down since they have been recently battle tested. The defenders should be experienced most of the castles should have been repaired.
 
Dunk being uneducated doesn’t mean he is a stupid guy.
He's dumb but not in a self-destructive, "wow what an idiot" way which tells me that he is indeed mostly slow simply from being raised as a hedge knight with no proper education rather than being inherently retarded.

He's also incredibly forthright and brave along with being pretty introspective, so it's not like he doesn't make up for his general lunk-ness. Besides, I'm sure he became less thick once he started slaying poon and became a KG. You can't be that successful that long simply through idiot savant luck.

Clegane is still just a landed knight (with an exceedingly unsavory reputation no less), he can't possibly have more than a few hundred men under his command. [...] the idea that Clegane can do so much damage to an entire large kingdom, presumably the size of Paraguay + Bolivia + eastern Peru + west-central Brazil, in such a short span of time while moving entirely on foot/horseback and while the Riverlanders can't seem to organize anything resembling a sensible defense is batshit crazy.
It's like if the Dirlewanger Brigade somehow managed to sack the entirety of France, Spain and Portugal single-handedly. Like from just a logistical perspective, surely someone would've stopped them.
 
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Also good god George is getting old
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A lot of older people lose a bunch of weight really fast once they reach a certain threshold, I've noticed.

Tom Baker was the last one I remember, he was getting pretty chunky then dropped all of it out of nowhere and started looking really thin.
 
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