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💼 CareercowJack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
Yeah some fried bullshit buffet and what looks like some kind of ceviche thing he'll try and pretend is healthy to balance out the 8000 calories of shit he scarfed down. The plate with the piece of fried fish, 4 tortillas, a quesidilla, and a couple tamales is probably one of Tammy's plates.
edit: I think I found it. It's not a buffet but same tables and chairs and it's in his usual radius of bullshit. There's a couple mexican buffets in the area but they don't have that furniture
Yeah some fried bullshit buffet and what looks like some kind of ceviche thing he'll try and pretend is healthy to balance out the 8000 calories of shit he scarfed down. The plate with the piece of fried fish, 4 tortillas, a quesidilla, and a couple tamales is probably one of Tammy's plates.
edit: I think I found it. It's not a buffet but same tables and chairs and it's in his usual radius of bullshit. There's a couple mexican buffets in the area but they don't have that furniture
The ceviche looking stuff makes me think it is Peruvian. But they are not the only ones to do a ceviche type of cold salad dish like that.
I don’t think it is Peruvian though because of lack of white corn.
The lack of beef (which Jack would 100% order) eliminates most central and South American cuisine.
Could this be Brazilian with some familiar corn tortilla shit mixed in for the blancos? The fried fish is giving me a Lusosphere vibe. But not enough bread or potato’s.
It probably is Mexican but just exploring a diversity I’m not familiar with (or dumbed down hybridization for beige mush and MEET preferring gringos)
It’s too under seeeeeeezzzzined looking to Caribbean / Bahamian.
No, you nailed it. It’s some bullshit pretend tex mex but with SHITLOADS OF WINGS GAIZ!
I wonder if Jack is going to gush about them and glaze them until he gets in the car and gives them a C- because they count a drum or flat as a single wing. Jack has recently been whinging about this (and what constitutes a single “rib”) in both tweets and on his F as in Fat show with his tweaker looking loser cousin.
The ceviche looking stuff makes me think it is Peruvian. But they are not the only ones to do a ceviche type of cold salad dish like that.
I don’t think it is Peruvian though because of lack of white corn.
The lack of beef (which Jack would 100% order) eliminates most central and South American cuisine.
Could this be Brazilian with some familiar corn tortilla shit mixed in for the blancos? The fried fish is giving me a Lusosphere vibe. But not enough bread or potato’s.
It probably is Mexican but just exploring a diversity I’m not familiar with (or dumbed down hybridization for beige mush and MEET preferring gringos)
It’s too under seeeeeeezzzzined looking to Caribbean / Bahamian.
Nah there's some kinda beef looking bullshit underneath a couple of his plates. Top right plate under the tamale that's buried in bullshit, and behind the kay-so at bottom left.
There isn't anything on those plates of Fattys that looks brazilian in the slightest. Half the photos from the yelp link are wings, which is what Fatty has multiple plates of. Also upon checking the google images for this Alex's Tacos and Wings place there is indeed a buffet table so now I'm even more sure it's that. Don't know why I didn't bother to look at the yelp reviews
The food is authentic and delicious! Any place that has queso on the buffet is good with me! I finished my meal off with a tajin-sprinkled orange slice, and I was in heaven. Yum!
The ceviche looking stuff makes me think it is Peruvian. But they are not the only ones to do a ceviche type of cold salad dish like that.
I don’t think it is Peruvian though because of lack of white corn.
The lack of beef (which Jack would 100% order) eliminates most central and South American cuisine.
Could this be Brazilian with some familiar corn tortilla shit mixed in for the blancos? The fried fish is giving me a Lusosphere vibe. But not enough bread or potato’s.
It probably is Mexican but just exploring a diversity I’m not familiar with (or dumbed down hybridization for beige mush and MEET preferring gringos)
It’s too under seeeeeeezzzzined looking to Caribbean / Bahamian.
Probably some Americanized generic buffet slop. Not super cheap buffet based on the ceviche but looks to have food from a variety of cultures, like the chicken wings
Probably some Americanized generic buffet slop. Not super cheap buffet based on the ceviche but looks to have food from a variety of cultures, like the chicken wings
The sad thing is that the tacos carnitas comes with nicely blistered jalapeño and onions etc. and these sloppy fucks a jizzing their grease traps over wings. I hope he chokes on a chicken bone
Holy fuck fatty went to a chiggum wing buffet to get back at all the places counting one flat or drum as a “wing”
Yeah, that'd explain why this is the "best place" in his mind. All the fud you can eat, and all of it low quality fried shit that he can hork down and choke on after paying the initial price. Same reason he likes the failing restaurants with the big menus he unerringly waddled to before his third confirmed on camera stroke.
Not sure if I'm late to this, but the random grandiose thank-you message that Jack tacked onto the beginning of this was pure what the fuck (starts at 0:56):
But first, before we get started... You guys have been watching me for quite a while. No, I'm not dying. No, I'm not retiring. And I probably haven't said this enough on the show, but thank you. Because without you, there'd be no show. I've been doing this, what, 19 years? I've been on YouTube for 19 years and I haven't said it enough. You're the reason there's a show. I love you. I thank you.
I hesitate to say this about someone who is obviously dying, but he is such a dumb fake bitch. Every single livestream he whines about how evil, stupid and gullible his viewers are, and now he gets a hitch in his voice when he thinks about how much we mean to him. Right.
Oh, and he knows he's dying. Otherwise there's no reason to start a thank-you message to viewers by letting everybody know how Not Dying you are.
Because REASONS, I apparently switched the Spanish auto-dubbing of youtube on, and youtube kept that choice where applicable. Kicks in kinda randomly, actually. Well I went to Jack's famous chipodilay take-out vs. drive-thru investigate peabody-award-winning exposé and it started playing in Spanish. It was amusing enough as background noise cause it sounded like those shitty Mexican dubs of American movies throughout the 90s.
I could actually understand what Joseph Gurgles was saying.
Then at one point, in clear, non-gurgly Spanish, Latin Jack says "And then we have this. It looks like they shit guacamole all over the place." (Link. t/s: 5:04) lmfao.
4:08ish: donde esta la carne?! no veo NADA de carne. siento que no tenemos mucha carne. T/L: where's duh meat! i don't see any meat! i think we dun have any meat!
Not sure if I'm late to this, but the random grandiose thank-you message that Jack tacked onto the beginning of this was pure what the fuck (starts at 0:56):
I hesitate to say this about someone who is obviously dying, but he is such a dumb fake bitch. Every single livestream he whines about how evil, stupid and gullible his viewers are, and now he gets a hitch in his voice when he thinks about how much we mean to him. Right.
Oh, and he knows he's dying. Otherwise there's no reason to start a thank-you message to viewers by letting everybody know how Not Dying you are.
Without trolls his channel would be as dead as Jacob Marley. You're welcome, Jack. When they lower your trailer-sized casket into our earth mother, I'll foot the bill for the orchestra to play that goddamn autistic monkey purgatory for a thousand years intro you use for Jackoff the Go. Slowed down and all somber-like.
It's established Jack knows he has trolls; it's why he turned off comments on his videos a couple years back and why he briefly went private on Twitter. To nurse the butt-hurt.
But I still don't think he understands the extent to which his ecosystem is troll-compromised, i.e., every square inch. Not one sincere question has been asked on his livestream in years.
When they lower your trailer-sized casket into our earth mother, I'll foot the bill for the orchestra to play that goddamn autistic monkey purgatory for a thousand years intro you use for Jackoff the Go.
The imminent Mr. Patronym and I discuss this every now and then. How when the Grim Reaper finally harvests Jack's black, lard-slicked soul, we'll make our way to Tennessee, don some "we're local" disguises, and infiltrate the farewell ceremony with GoPros. Yes, we have both considered we're probably on the spectrum.
"BEST PLACE I'VE EATEN IN 2 YEARS"
"best place I've been to in last 2 years."
0:50 "No hablo ingles, bola de mierda."
"beautiful, yeah, thank you"
1:00 why is this a still image? that's kinda random.
2:35 a selection of sauces, featuring such artisan crafts as valentina, cholula, and el yucateco, each sourced locally at your nearest walmart.
"my buddy is sponsored by the third sauce." doesn't name buddy.
3:06
3:30 "I expect Tammy to bring me back."
3:50 "I'm guessing that's a tamale" soooo MOST people that go to buffets hand-pick everything they get, so they wouldn't be confused as to what's on their plate. I believe even Southpaw Jack could have filled his own plate and it's not like the establishment will tell you to stop going back if you don't get your fill the first or second time. The "break even" point for buffets is 7 fully-stacked plates (timestamped; check the 'jeet vs. whitey bantz). So either he waddled over to the buffet line, filled his plate, and forgot what he got after the arduous trek back to his table, or he followed Tammy as she filled his plate for him and he forgot on the way back, or he gave Tamz some vague instruction akin to "get meat and cheese bitch" and she came back with tamales--
"I dunno what that meat is" yeah he didn't fill his own plate.
6:48 "Thanks, Jim."
7:25 "It was pricey. You may not go every weekend." most people would consider it excessive to go to an all-you-can-eat once a month.
$18 buffet (I'm guessing each). Fine, I suppose. Not pricey. Better get back to selling bottled paint stripper sauce.
re: the pictures in menus thing, I went way too long being put off when a menu didn't have pictures. Going to sit-downs at a regular pace (~1x per week), you eventually see that you really don't need a pictures to know what you're getting. Sometimes a chicken parm is just a chicken parm. It's a chicken fillet, fried/seared, some macaroni and gravy, sun dried tomatoes, that green shit I can't name atm, FRESHLY SHAVED mozz', rich creamery butter sauce, some mahh' potatoes...parsley for apperances... some rich creamery butter...
Hah, I was fucking right. A mexican buffet joint. The fact that Fatty toured it with Tammy pushing him along below the sneeze guard is disgusting and something I hadn't thought about before. This cholesterol, phlegm, and dandrum golem of a man is at the right height to make any attempt at being sanitary utterly useless.
1:30 "I luv the picturz" I bet you do Fatty.
2:45 "iz very tasteful" fucking mushbrain
3:35 So he just relies on Tammy to bring him back plates of slop rather than choose his own. I guess this makes sense because it isn't like he has any idea what the fuck he's looking at anyway.
5:20 "You can tell the seafood by the shrimp if the shrimp is high quality or not" Thanks Fatty, I would have never figured out that high quality shrimp means the shrimp is high quality. I guess this is like his "if the salsa is gud" or "if the marinara is warm" shit?
5:40 "I bet these are recipes, family recipes" yeah sure Fatty. This all you can eat buffet is relying on the recipe book of someone's abuelita.
6:00 Acts like he had a fucking spiritual experience. "that was the biggest hole in the wall" holy shit what is this guy's obsession with calling every vaguely ethnic place a hole in the wall lately? "I ATE REAL MEXICUN FUD!"
7:35 "Me and tammy, the only white people in the building, there was one black person I saw, and everyone else was hispanic" First of all Fatty, you're an arab mutt. Second, I really doubt Tammy was the only white person in a buffet in TN.
Of course Fatty gives this place an A+, he got unlimited drinkable cheeze and GUD MEAT.
No part of this video, or most of his Jagoff the Go videos, could possibly be mistaken for a genuine, unbiased and helpful review. The camera is wobbly, he takes the worst shots possible, complains/praises the dumbest shit possible, most people express disregard or a mild annoyance at him shoving his phone in their direction...in this particular video, his plate looks hideous. He's got fish on wings on slop on tamales on shrimp. Like Zelda BotW or TotK when you throw nonmiscible dogshit into the mixing pot and get Dubious Food as a result. "It's too gross to even look at. A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap. Eating it won,t hurt you, though...probably.."
I get that at a buffet, presentability isn't a concern when you're cramming as much shit on your plate as you can, but you're filming this, Jackie. You want to put your best foot forward for your audience. All I saw in this vid was generic jack-of-all-trades buffet slop. It could well be delicious, I'll never know, certainly not from this video. This is not the image I'd want promoting my business if I was the owner.
He might be under some delusion that his uploads are helping the community decide where they want to inhale twice their daily caloric needs, akin to those worthless titles Google Maps gives you when you review enough places. He ..."films" these "reviews" to fill a gaping hole in his life that he can only fill with attention/validation, food, and a big steaming black cock. And an occasional youtube shekel, I guess. Mostly cock.
Used to be a thing more often in the 80s where a restaurant would have a regular menu and then a buffet "salad bar" and you'd pick either or even both.
It's established Jack knows he has trolls; it's why he turned off comments on his videos a couple years back and why he briefly went private on Twitter. To nurse the butt-hurt.
Actually he still replies to comments on his older videos. Remember the Valentine Romantic Dinner video? Someone commented (not troll related) on it 2 weeks ago and he replied back.
How when the Grim Reaper finally harvests Jack's black, lard-slicked soul, we'll make our way to Tennessee, don some "we're local" disguises, and infiltrate the farewell ceremony with GoPros.
Just remember to bring enough of Aunt Martha's Party Cheese Salad for everybody at the pot-luck. Give his family and "friends" a taste of Fatty to remember him by.
This, right here, is why all you can eat buffets are a waste of money. You go because there's lots of stuff you want to try? Great. You like the food? Not a problem. But if you're looking to get some real bang for your buck you need to eat a shit-ton of food or go back in time to Vegas when they had those $2.99 breakfast buffets with 100 different food options. Eat enough there and you're still full come lunch time.
Hah, I was fucking right. A mexican buffet joint. The fact that Fatty toured it with Tammy pushing him along below the sneeze guard is disgusting and something I hadn't thought about before.
Tbh if you have seafood from far away from where it comes, you'd rather it be frozen and kept at a very cold temperature to avoid food poisoning of some kind.
