🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Cheesegirl78]

why women want nothing to do with him is his attitude and personality.

I've said it before, but Russ could look like Brad Pitt or Jason Momoa, and he wouldn't get more than one date with a woman due to his attitude and shitty personality. And I doubt he would be getting any first dates at all if you talked to him for any length of time.

 

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It's hilarious that Crusty thinks that hookers are a necessity in life. That his "disability" means he HAS to fuck hookers. He doesn't seem to recognize that there are plenty of non-disabled guys that don't get a crumb of pussy but don't resort to illegal hookers. Somehow Crusty is unable to control his libido and not fuck hookers like a normal person. Maybe that's what he means by disability, he is unable to not fuck hookers. He has a compulsion and obsession with fucking hookers.

Well, by necessity he of course means "he wants to." Becuase he wants to do something it's a necessity. The alternative would be him not getting his way and that's umpossible!

I remain convinced he must have been royally fucked with in school by teachers / parents who set insane expectations because trying to discipline him must have been a fucking nightmare.

 

[AnOminous]

Piling on to this somewhat, he claims illegal hookers a) are cheaper and b) don't smell like smoke. He lists these as positives, yet says that legalization would be better.

He is such a rat-faced retard he files things in court where he basically says "I'm a criminal who commits crimes all the time so you should rule in my favor."

 

[Tiresome]

I remain convinced he must have been royally fucked with in school by teachers / parents

By royally fucked with, it's probably as simple as "was never held down and had his screams recorded one of the many times he had a junior tardrage."

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I can see Crusty running to the teacher/yard monitor/his mother/your mother/etc... every time you didn't want to deal with his bullshit, so you got lectured, and I guarantee that afterwards Greeee would say "See, I told you that you have to do it how I say!" in his unique slurpy, drooly way. That's when you just want to punch him in the face and keep punching until they have to re-arrange his face (which would likely be an improvement) but you know you can't because you'd really get in trouble for pounding the retarded kid. So, eventually, everyone learned to hate him, excluded him from absolutely everything possible, and treated him like a leper. The problem is, Crusty took it that it was because he had a deformity, not that he was an annoying, creepy asshole that got everyone else in trouble just because they didn't want to do things the retarded kids way. As a result he turned into an adult who acted just like he did as a kid.

As much as it would have smashed his retarded view of the world, it would have been for his best if someone has taken him to task and given him a complete rundown on exactly why everyone hated him, why everyone considered him a creepy ass psycho weirdo, and what he could do to unfuck himself if he ever wanted to stop being treated like that. Unfortunately, no one ever apparently did that for him, and it is way, way too late for him now. So, he'll just be a permanently retarded adult who ends up dead in a ditch somewhere, completely broke, and as nothing more than a drooly punchline to a joke about whores.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I've said it before, but Russ could look like Brad Pitt or Jason Momoa, and he wouldn't get more than one date with a woman due to his attitude and shitty personality. And I doubt he would be getting any first dates at all if you talked to him for any length of time.

I think it's a bit of a chicken/egg problem, did having a fucked up face make Greer that way or would he have turned out like that regardless?

Greer as far as I know has given up on even attempting to date women somewhat normally. Unless maybe he's got a secret Hinge account or something. Even if he got a woman to talk to him what would he possibly talk to them about? Tell them about how he's basically homeless and his primary hobby is suing people?

Unrelated, but thinking about Greer's brothel quest I think he should adjust his business model. Finding brothel land in Nevada is impossible for him, unless maybe through some stroke or extreme lolcow luck he wins his Viatron case, and even if he got land he'd never be able to manage. Instead of a brothel, he could instead open a BDSM dungeon venue. I have no idea what permits this would require, as far as I know most of these are just a converted warehouse with a St. Andrew's cross in the corner or something. He could do it in basically any state, so he could just move to Florida or somewhere that people haven't heard of him as much. It would also attract the exact kind of BPD women from Fetlife who might have sex with him, some of whom will probably be prositutes on Tryst or other websites. I realize these won't be the 10's that Greer expects, but I've also seen the rosters at some of the brothel's Greer's mentioned and I don't think it would be a significant downgrade.

I can see Crusty running to the teacher/yard monitor/his mother/your mother/etc... every time you didn't want to deal with his bullshit, so you got lectured, and I guarantee that afterwards Greeee would say "See, I told you that you have to do it how I say!" in his unique slurpy, drooly way.

Can Greer even make a hmmm sound?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Somehow Crusty is unable to control his libido and not fuck hookers like a normal person. Maybe that's what he means by disability, he is unable to not fuck hookers. He has a compulsion and obsession with fucking hookers.

I think a major part of it is a psychological need for control, specifically control over others. This usually plays out in several steps:

1. The false image: he presents his target with a false image himself. Today he's a cool stud muffin, tomorrow he's the king of a brothel empire and a real estate baron. The particulars about the lie always depend on who he needs to lie to and what he wants from them. This is his first attempt at controlling others, and it usually fails because Russ isn't smart enough to make it work.
2. The reveal: something happens to shatter the lie and show his target what he really is. This is usually due to his stupidity.
3. Damage control, part 1: Russell tries and fails to regain control of the situation. This is usually where he falls back on his disability and plays for sympathy. This is also an attempt at controlling his target. It fails because of Russell's stupidity and his constant lying back in step 1. The target no longer trusts Russell enough for his lies and sympathy ploys to work.
4. The meltdown: Russell becomes more blatant in his attempts to control his target. This is where lawsuits, suicide baiting, and sockpuppet accounts come into play. At this point, it is obvious to everyone that he is a liar and manipulator.
5. Damage control, part 2: Russell retreats to Facebook or some other platform where he can control the conversation, and attempts to rewrite history to present himself as the innocent victim. This never works, because even when he has total control over the narrative his stupidity undermines his lies.

The reason he likes hookers and brothels so much is because he has control over the women there (albeit contractually, and if he goes too far security will come a-knockin'.) The fact that he can pay a woman to give him what he wants has broken his brain. In his mind, every woman is a whore, and he's just negotiating over the price (unaware that some women have prices he can't meet, and many are simply not "for sale," as it were.)

 

[Emanems]

It's hilarious that Crusty thinks that hookers are a necessity in life. That his "disability" means he HAS to fuck hookers. He doesn't seem to recognize that there are plenty of non-disabled guys that don't get a crumb of pussy but don't resort to illegal hookers. Somehow Crusty is unable to control his libido and not fuck hookers like a normal person. Maybe that's what he means by disability, he is unable to not fuck hookers. He has a compulsion and obsession with fucking hookers.

To cope with this fact, he is always using that "15% of men in the US have paid for sex at some point" and similar statistics in his plightspergs and PAC shit. Even if that number was true (I kind of doubt it), he doesn't take into account that from that 15% if it exists, the % of Johns like Greer completely obsessed with fucking with hookers and doing so regularly is probably statistically insignificant. There is a difference to fucking a hooker once in a blue moon and making it such a huge part of your personality (and one of the main motivation factors of his life) like Greer does.

 

[the khat quaffer]

There is a difference to fucking a hooker once in a blue moon and making it such a huge part of your personality (and one of the main motivation factors of his life) like Greer does.

Same depravity, different scale. Color me prude, but IMO once you've boinked a hoo-ah, well that's a stain on your self-esteem that doesn't wash.

OTOH, regarding the 15% statistic...

Spoiler: prostitute song

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I think it's a bit of a chicken/egg problem, did having a fucked up face make Greer that way or would he have turned out like that regardless?

I think he was coddled too much in his youth by his parents, teachers, church elders, and others. The most unattractive man or women can find friendships, dates, and marriage if they are a basically good person and have a good attitude.

There's other people that have been featured here with the same syndrome Russ has, and they have careers, partners, families, and friends.

Russell is just an ugly, angry person inside and out.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Shit Lips had a lot of enablers in his early life. Anyone who was a kid in the 90s can attest to how powerful and complete the push to not "bully" speds was, and all of us have stories about the sociopathic little shit-stains who weaponized adults to basically do whatever they wanted without consequences and who the adults forced us to interact with them because excluding them would be "mean". He also had a lot of people enabling him because he was in a small Christian/Mormon town. We know Russ had a "friends" group that included him in things in highschool, and even in the early days of this thread he would get Facebook engagement from those people, as well as people he knew from college and his mission. We know from Nippleless Women that administration still enabled him and many people still wanted to make him their pet tard. But highschool was also where the cracks started to show. People who didn't buy into the sped worship and weren't interested in being holier-than-thou were sick of his bullshit and starting to realize they didn't have to put up with him. Russell himself recounts this in his writings, stating that in senior year he found out that he wasn't popular like he thought he was, and that a lot of people outright didn't like him. This upended Goofy Greer's world view, and he doubled down hard on the things he learned in childhood- screech about his face and try to lie and manipulate his way into getting what he wanted.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Shit Lips had a lot of enablers in his early life. Anyone who was a kid in the 90s can attest to how powerful and complete the push to not "bully" speds was, and all of us have stories about the sociopathic little shit-stains who weaponized adults to basically do whatever they wanted without consequences and who the adults forced us to interact with them because excluding them would be "mean". He also had a lot of people enabling him because he was in a small Christian/Mormon town. We know Russ had a "friends" group that included him in things in highschool, and even in the early days of this thread he would get Facebook engagement from those people, as well as people he knew from college and his mission. We know from Nippleless Women that administration still enabled him and many people still wanted to make him their pet tard. But highschool was also where the cracks started to show. People who didn't buy into the sped worship and weren't interested in being holier-than-thou were sick of his bullshit and starting to realize they didn't have to put up with him. Russell himself recounts this in his writings, stating that in senior year he found out that he wasn't popular like he thought he was, and that a lot of people outright didn't like him. This upended Goofy Greer's world view, and he doubled down hard on the things he learned in childhood- screech about his face and try to lie and manipulate his way into getting what he wanted.

Thats the exact point he got stuck at developmentally and formed his decades long victimisation feedback loop. People just don't understand, if they'd only just listen and let him EXPLAIN you'd all actually see how great Russ is as a person. It's not because he's a crybully cuntbag, he's only going for hookers because everyone is so discriminatory about his slobbering mawface.
It's not his jarring fundamentally repugnant personality, lack of grace, charm and social skills that have forced him to use brothels.
He absolutely doesn't at all like his perceived power and ownership of the unfortunate pussy he buys, he's actually a staunch defender of sex worker rights, A paragon of virtue if you will.
It's why he runs to Judges like they're teacher to try and force his adversaries to do what he demands on the playground because it always worked in the past and it's simply BIZARRE that it no longer seems to work in the adult world.

He's a stunted slack-faced retard and even if he didn't have a gimpy face he'd still be a risable, shunned loser who couldn't get his dick wet in a swimming pool because that's who he's always been at his core. Unloved by his biological parents, only had childhood friends because they were forced to interact with him, the few who do take pity on him for a short while very quickly see what a manipulative loser he is and immediately try a distance themselves from him.

The Moebius syndrome is a useful tool socially for sympathy and psychologically to rationalise to himself why anyone he doesn't have to pay, naturally stay as far as humanly possible away from him.

 

[Mamimi]

I think it's a bit of a chicken/egg problem, did having a fucked up face make Greer that way or would he have turned out like that regardless?

Greer as far as I know has given up on even attempting to date women somewhat normally. Unless maybe he's got a secret Hinge account or something. Even if he got a woman to talk to him what would he possibly talk to them about? Tell them about how he's basically homeless and his primary hobby is suing people?

What really sinks Russell is that he's shallow. I can't say "boring" because he's obviously very entertaining from afar. But imagine you're a woman just trying to meet a nice guy and having a conversation with Russell. He has no interests that aren't ultimately in pursuit of his goals of becoming famous or coercing women into having sex with him. He can't even pretend to take an interest in other people's lives or passions. He used to comment on women's photos expressing annoyance if they talked about a hobby that didn't involve modeling or cheerleading or waitressing at a breastaurant.

But Russell doesn't really want a relationship, either. That would require too much effort and he'd have to stay loyal to one woman instead of telling 17 Instathots a day that he loves them. He wants a trophy slave who keeps her mouth shut unless she's sucking him his penis or telling other people what a super cool stud he is.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

We know from Nippleless Women that administration still enabled him

To a criminal degree. When female students complained to administration about his stalking and sexual harassment of them, they were told to just avoid him. There is nothing to suggest Russell was spoken to. Ensign College is a huge contributor to his current behavior towards women.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Ensign College is a huge contributor to his current behavior towards women.

Nah, even if someone told talked to him, he would have just said it's a misunderstanding and if he could just explain it to them...

 

[RodgerDodger]

Greer as far as I know has given up on even attempting to date women somewhat normally. Unless maybe he's got a secret Hinge account or something. Even if he got a woman to talk to him what would he possibly talk to them about? Tell them about how he's basically homeless and his primary hobby is suing people?

If you dig through the 2 eviction dumps, He'd apparently been getting a room on a month to month basis and getting kicked out after the first month for things like sending creepy letters to the landlords "smoking hot" sister, trying to woo her. Shitlips never ever gives up on something. He may just occasionally get distracted, but he seemingly never ever gives up without a restraining order or two.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

To a criminal degree. When female students complained to administration about his stalking and sexual harassment of them, they were told to just avoid him. There is nothing to suggest Russell was spoken to. Ensign College is a huge contributor to his current behavior towards women.

I'm kinda surprised that someone didn't call the admins bluff and report them for Title violations, which would have been an enormous headache for the college.

 

[DumbDude43]

I've said it before, but Russ could look like Brad Pitt or Jason Momoa, and he wouldn't get more than one date with a woman due to his attitude and shitty personality. And I doubt he would be getting any first dates at all if you talked to him for any length of time.

not just the attitude and personality themselves. it's not that rare for people with similarly nasty narcissistic personality traits to succeed at dating.

what really fucks russ is that not only does he have this nasty personality, he is also really really dumb. he lacks the self awareness to realize how bad his personality makes him look, and he lacks the social skills to mask or hide it.

if russ was smart and competent, he would be a nightmare, cause then he would occasionally succeed at charming or guilt tripping some naive trusting women into letting him into their lives, with disastrous consequences.
thankfully he is too stupid for that.

 

[UncleTusky]

If you dig through the 2 eviction dumps, He'd apparently been getting a room on a month to month basis and getting kicked out after the first month for things like sending creepy letters to the landlords "smoking hot" sister, trying to woo her. Shitlips never ever gives up on something. He may just occasionally get distracted, but he seemingly never ever gives up without a restraining order or two.

I think you're getting the lore mixed up: The 2017 eviction (evictions?) is/were from hitting on the landlord's sister but I don't think we had hard proof he was only renting a room until either the ongoing eviction or the one immediately before.

If I'm wrong and he tried that shit again, please share because that sounds hilarious.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, they renting from everyone up here