🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 439 30.2%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 575 39.6%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 255 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%

  • Total voters
    1,453
Probably it's a boomer level low IQ scam where he thinks he can have more income that way or something. THEN HE CAN SELL THE CROPS FOR MORE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS!

I think the situation was: he bought some cheap land and built a house on it without realising it was zoned for agriculture, so he has to pay an ongoing abnormally high property tax on it, and he fantasised about growing crops so he can scam the taxman into claiming "it's a super real farm please stop taxing my mcmansion".
 
I think the situation was: he bought some cheap land and built a house on it without realising it was zoned for agriculture, so he has to pay an ongoing abnormally high property tax on it, and he fantasised about growing crops so he can scam the taxman into claiming "it's a super real farm please stop taxing my mcmansion".
It seems as if although what you said is technically inaccurate, you might have stumbled upon the truth. Take this ai answer with a grain of salt, but here's what it said:

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Key takeaway:
As long as the land is used for farming, it qualifies for lower taxes.
 
Didn't clip today's morning stream, but I skipped through it. The 'walmart is racist' followed up with 100 shitty decade-old memes with Jer's ugly mug poorly photoshopped in is definitely back to stay after the casino made fun of his lazyass attempt to switch it up. He's dancing for the attention. The stream mostly consisted of typical scrolling through ragebait twitter stuff about ICE / the latest black people-monkey conflation cancel culture attempt, and engaging with the only organic chat that comes along every 5 minutes.

Before the summary, just be aware, a significant amount of this is repeated topics re: Jer. I'll bold new stuff, or that which I find important.
  • He claimed he never mentioned coffee once this week and the audience should be grateful for that. He's still doing the live edits and uploading segments while he records (he engages in his parasocial grift to pretend like he's actually performing, rather than just streaming his 5-video-a-day 'workload'). He also admitted he doesn't actually care about real issues and only cares about "growing his stream".
    • To be fair, I did skim through his streams this week, and I did not see any thumbnail previews where he brought up the CBC website (which he usually does when he is shilling the coffee). There were the normal ads during the intro, but I will be charitable and not count those. I did not actually listen to these streams to know if he talked about his coffee during this week's streams or not. It is possible he is acting faithfully on his promise to spam the coffee ads, for this week alone, so far.
  • His chat has been asking him to comment on something going on between Crowder and Bongino. Today is not the first time this subject has come up. Jer pretends like he doesn't know what they're talking about and refuses to address it, no doubt waiting to see who comes out on top. Usually when he talked about Crowder, he goes out of his way to let his botted audience know that he's personal friends with Crowder - the lack of doing so in this context might indicate this might be a weakness here? He also said he "can't afford" to pay them to promote his coffee. He offered to trade an ad for Crowder's projects if Crowder does an ad for CBC (and pretended like that's an equivalent value). He then found out that both of them are already involved in other coffee companies, complained he only makes $1 a bag after amazon's cut, and has announced that his coffee will be available in Canada soon.
  • He's doing another gaming stream tonight, despite acknowledging that his audience doesn't care (which probably means he knows it's pointless for him to pay for the bots to tune in).
  • "Still going to church?" - chatter. "Hell yeah" - Jer (which implies his religious beliefs view hell as a positive thing, while still wearing the cross bling).
  • He says he's going to do a Superbowl halftime stream... if he gets permission from someone? It's unclear who he was referring to, but I'm fairly certain it was TPUSA as he mentioned Andrew Kolvet (who I looked up, is a TPUSA spokesperson). Why does Jer need permission from TPUSA, why do they care when he streams, are they actually partnered in business or as a political lobby, I don't know. He might be pretending like he's officially affiliated with them, in an attempt to force his way into the inner circle somehow?
  • Jer reacted positively after he read out a chatter talking about fucking his hot cousin.
  • Jer says, "even conservative talking heads say stupid shit sometimes. Especially the rich ones."
  • A chatter, who I now recall has been pestering Jer about this for MONTHS at least, pleaded with Jer to cover something to do with 'father's rights'. I'm assuming this is one of those things where Jer solicits topics from his audience, this guy has a pet topic of his, and Jer is refusing to cover it while pretending like he is in an effort to not dissuade anyone else from presenting topics. So it's Jer being a lazy fuck and not actually caring about issues that affect real people. Or maybe he actually is the feminist he says he is and believes men don't have parental rights over their children, which is a core feminist policy position.
  • Jer also tried raiding another rumble channel. It increased the viewership of the other channel by ~700. A few chatters had some things to say about Jer. "TheQuartering sucks." "wow it went up by 100 LOL great raid hambly." The discrepancy between his alleged 10k audience (the number he claimed in this episode) and the 700 showing up to the other chat is still suspicious. He claims his goal is to get up to 20k this year.
To give the devil his due, Jer is more adept at handling detractor chat than many other lolcows, which further increases his ego. Regardless of how big of a piece of shit he is who should be locked away in a dungeon for crimes against God, this is objectively true. A detractor during this show joked about his show being on the decline and how it won't be around in 2027, and Jer laughed it off and disagreed. I think, that he thinks, that these direct attacks against him aren't going to work, and he's probably right about that. As per the abomination in macncheese's post, he knows he can get away with his degen behavior because at this point his audience are exclusively degens as well.

I think that his biggest weakness is whatever threatens his ability to trick people into thinking his audience and viewcount are legitimate. At this point, he's admitting his coffee is not making much money, even if it were selling in large numbers, due to the extremely low margins (which is not even true, he's not making sales because it's insanely overpriced, so much so that he has to be making a decent amount per bag sold regardless of the marketplace cuts [just not enough to cover the overhead because he's a fucking retard]). He knows his extremely low view count / subscriber amount ratio is hurting his discoverability, and he will all but admit he's not getting organic support (6 members a month is not a sustainable business for even a solo operation). His sponsorships are floating his present state, and the perception of his channel being popular is his gamble on his future state.

But it won't last forever, Jer. The predatory companies and/or intelligence agency subcontractor psyop shell corps will see just how badly you're failing soon enough, they will bail on you, and the repo bulls will be unleashed. You will have to sell your video games, you will have to sell your cards, you will have to sell your RC cars, you will have to sell your house, and everyone in your real life will see the house of cards you built crumble to the ground. I only hope those of us detractors on the internet will be able to see it as well.
 
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All this talk of permits and zoning really gets a boy curious.
For the record 100% confirmed Jeremy lives in a 6 bedroom house which he has now filled with consumer garbage.
This was required information on his septic permit.
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Quartering's entire lot+house estimated fair market value $2.1 million dollars.
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His taxes continue to go up.
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Who actually watches Jeremy? He seems to only exist due to the first-mover effect, being early to YouTube. I’ve never heard him say anything insightful; nobody hears about a news story and needs to get his analysis. His whole brand runs on inertia and clickbait. The only thing he’s an expert in is losing his bowels in public.
he appeals to mid 40s faggots whos surface level politics is their whole personality but even with that jer couldnt sell out those ai cringe maga cookbooks
 
he appeals to mid 40s faggots whos surface level politics is their whole personality but even with that jer couldnt sell out those ai cringe maga cookbooks
If you really want to see what real life Quartering fans look like go to his Instagram and click on the likes and you can scroll through and see who is liking the posts. It's basically what you would expect 95% of them are potato tier 35-50 year old white dudes.

He says he's going to do a Superbowl halftime stream... if he gets permission from someone? It's unclear who he was referring to, but I'm fairly certain it was TPUSA as he mentioned Andrew Kolvet (who I looked up, is a TPUSA spokesperson). Why does Jer need permission from TPUSA, why do they care when he streams, are they actually partnered in business or as a political lobby, I don't know. He might be pretending like he's officially affiliated with them, in an attempt to force his way into the inner circle somehow?
He likely wants to restream the TPUSA halftime show but #1 he probably won't get permission and #2 he will probably get drunk and forget by halftime if he did get permission. There's also #3 no one watching the Superbowl is going to run to Rumble during half time to watch Quartering react to a TPUSA halftime show. I get that most of his fans aren't invited to Superbowl parties and clearly neither is he, but that's crazy.

He claimed he never mentioned coffee once this week and the audience should be grateful for that. He's still doing the live edits and uploading segments while he records (he engages in his parasocial grift to pretend like he's actually performing, rather than just streaming his 5-video-a-day 'workload'). He also admitted he doesn't actually care about real issues and only cares about "growing his stream".
  • To be fair, I did skim through his streams this week, and I did not see any thumbnail previews where he brought up the CBC website (which he usually does when he is shilling the coffee). There were the normal ads during the intro, but I will be charitable and not count those. I did not actually listen to these streams to know if he talked about his coffee during this week's streams or not. It is possible he is acting faithfully on his promise to spam the coffee ads, for this week alone, so far.
He's realized that he burns his audience out running the same grift nonstop so now he rotates them in and out. Right now he's alternating between the website membership and coffee then every month or two he comes up with some crazy new excuse and method to beg for money. Like in November it was the AMFEST fund then right after that it was advent calendars.

BTW he promised to donate thousands of dollars to Toys for Tots then completely scammed it and pocketed the money. IDK if that's been discusses here but Casino talked about it and it probably deserves some attention. I may go dig into it.

Edit2: Already found it. He literally promised to donate thousands of dollars to Toys for Tots. I'm about to nail this faggot to the cross.
 
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Greetings, tormentors of the HamBeast. I have a personal story to relay regarding Coffee Bland Coffee.

I started watching The HamBeast just before he started his grand coffee venture. The way he talked about it made it sound like between videos he would run in the back room to check on the roasting, and then stay up late shipping orders. I like to support creators I watch, so I placed an order.

The order was processed in Nevada, and the coffee was shipped from Arizona. I already knew HamBeast Headquarters was in Wisconsin.

Currently, I enjoy HamBeast clips here and at the casino.
 
BTW he promised to donate thousands of dollars to Toys for Tots then completely scammed it and pocketed the money.
We need a group of "terrorists" to invade his mansion to take his toys away from him. There should be an Alan Rickman style leader who will read off jeremy's evil deeds before him like Hanz did to that Asian guy Joseph Takagi in the movie before saying, "and father of zero."
 
We need a group of "terrorists" to invade his mansion to take his toys away from him. There should be an Alan Rickman style leader who will read off jeremy's evil deeds before him like Hanz did to that Asian guy Joseph Takagi in the movie before saying, "and father of zero."
If this wasn't a fedpost, I'd volunteer. But I would never agree to conspire to commit illegal activity on the internet, so I'm not volunteering. Nice try, glowie!!!!! :lol:
 
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Quartering is now planning to build a literal money pit in his backyard. The citrus farm he was planning in his Wisconsin backyard, is now going to be an avocado farm. The trees are currently being grown in his basement over the Winter (meaning he has already spent money on some kind of grow lights + whatever setup) then in Summer he will waste a bunch of money to build a giant pit greenhouse in his backyard so he can grow avocados instead of just buying them at the store for a buck each.
Does he mean he’s growing them himself from seed? The store bought avocados wont grow true to type afaik, they are propagated by grafting. So in that case these will already be worthless avocados.

Add on top of that the expense of digging below the frost line (~4 ft) , somehow reinforcing it and providing drainage, all just to have to bring in power for artificial lights according to his plan. If he wants an avocado tree there are easier ways of doing it. How many avocados can 2 people eat that he’s got some grand plan to grow tons of trees. Like all his plans it doesn't make any sense.
 
🚨🚨🚨JEREMY HAMBLY SCAMMED "MANY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS" WORTH OF DONATIONS FROM TOYS FOR TOTS!🚨🚨🚨

So I made a compilation of Jeremy's scamming Toys for Tots donation and lying about the Christmas cards. It speaks for itself but just back story for everyone else Jeremy was asking his followers to step up and give him $14000 to cover his trip to AMFEST. After a few days he told everyone two ballers stepped up. One donated a few thousand dollars and another donated the entire $14000 and only asked that any addition funds raised beyond the $14000 be donated to charity. By his own words Jeremy raised all the money from one guy and several thousand from another guy then he claims around 40 people donated in chunks of between I think $30-$100 was in the Christmas Card tier. So Jeremy says outright he has "many thousands of dollars" to donate to Toys for Tots.

Jeremy gets back from AMFEST and never followed up on the donations or sent out the Christmas cards. A month after the last mention of any donation a chatter asks what happened to the donation and cards. Jeremy starts stumbling over his words and says mostly all the money was spent but he claims he made a smaller donation personally to Toys for Tots. Going back to the start he clearly said anything in excess of the $14k he asked for would be donated, full stop. Next he claims the Christmas cards are now going to be Valentine's Day Cards. The story changes within 5 minutes to first the cards are already printed and on the way to him but then he says his graphic design guy is working on them now, oh no wait I mean he started working on them yesterday. Reminder it has been over a month since AMFEST at this point with no mention of them, the story is changing in real time, and we are supposed to believe Jeremy decided to sort all the out randomly a day before this question was asked.


Side notes: Jeremy reads a superchat about how Toys For Tots was massively short on toys donations this year and he references a toy drive he went to at an RC car track that had a lot of toys but makes no mention of contributing. Hmmmm...

LITTLE JIMMY'S FACE WHEN NO TOYS THIS YEAR BECAUSE QUARTERING HAD TO ORDER THE WAGU STEAK SUSHI ROLLS AT AMFEST
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JEREMY'S FACE WHEN A WEEK AFTER SAYING THERE WAS NO MONEY LEFT FOR TOYS FOR TOTS HE BOUGHT $10,000 WORTH OF CHILDREN'S TOYS FOR HIMSELF

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HEATHER'S FACE WHEN SHE CHECKS THE CREDIT CARD STATEMENT NEXT MONTH
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The fucking manchild should lose everything and star in Lolcow Live where he could debate with Boogie on who could creep out the most women.
Some similarities with Boogie and Jeremy.
Boogie was my "favourite" hate object for a while but has since sunken so deep and become so pathetic i no longer care.
I can kinda see Jeremy going the same or similar route, he is so very decadent just like Boogie (allthough Jeremy hides it a bit better...not much....but still better than Boogie).
Both are manchildren. Low IQ, sexually frustrated creeps. Boogie is probably more aware of how creepy he is though while Jeremy "forced creampie" Hambly dont have the same insight of how he comes across
Severely overweight with drug abuse...and a complete incompetence in handling money and economics, yeah Jeremy and Boogie are the same kind of creature in many ways.

I cant see Jeremy holding his facade up this whole year, he is going to crash and burn and it is going to be such joy to watch.
 
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