💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[JayHarrison]

[2026.02.06-03] Vance

Now that you've accurately described Hillary Clinton, @amandamontagne01, do you care to start talking about Vance?

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[2026.02.06-06] About Washington Post's great purge.

What about those "mass layoffs" that resulted in workers getting fired for not taking COVID-19 vaccines? Did you ever feel sorry for them, or did you, like Moviebob, display a smug superiority toward their misfortune?

No one said they aren't sorry about journoroaches getting fired because they have worked for a multibillionaire; people say they aren't sorry for them because they are so shitty and duplicitous.

Sounds about right.

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[2026.02.06-07] Eugenics. Continued from 05Feb#02b [2026.02.05-02b]

Moviebob responds to a post about "Neither do I".

Obviously, this is a blatant contradiction. Observe (in addition to Bob's innumerable other posts about Trump voters not falling victim to "natural selection"):

[2026.02.05-02b]

"...impeding Natural Selection to the extent that this many Trump Voters made it to voting age in the first place."

Moviebob didn't just put its foot in its mouth, Moviebob's choking on a full leg!

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[2026.02.06-08]

Problem is, Moviebob's also spoken its way into trouble multiple times. Bob's first termination from Escapist Magazine comes to mind.

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[2026.02.06-13]

Ironically, it was Seth Rogen's attachment to this Muppet Show "revival" project that turned me away from it.

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[2026.02.06-15]

Honestly? I don't care. Recipes get mimicked all the time.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

06Feb#01
Bobby laments the bad decisions he made.

Bob, you're twenty years away from retirement age and you have nothing saved for it. Stop whining and quit already. It's like fucking Clerks where Dante keeps whining about his job but refuses to quit despite how miserable it's making him because then things might be different and he can't handle it.

And I'm pretty sure when he talks about passing out, it's not from exhaustion (Though his sleep schedule is fucked up) it's from booze.

Also, fuck you Bobbert. "I have to do errands ON TOP of doing my job?!" Is this fuck so out of touch/full of himself and self pity that he thinks that no one else has fucking chores they need to accomplish as well as make a living? The longshoremen and snowfighters of Bahstain wonder how Bob finds the time to make a sandwich before doing the dishes and then sit down to watch some fucking porn movie no one cares about so he can make an hour and a half This Really Exists where the only interesting thing is the director would produce High School Musical 30-40 years later.

I have to ask what fucking errands are taking all day. Or night considering he sleeps in the day because he's an idiot. Is he talking about doing Uber or Doordash for extra money? Because that's the only thing I can think of.

 

[Positron]

07Feb#01


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07Feb#03
The White House posts a video depicting the Obamas as apes, which they since took down. A&N and local archive of the video.

Strange no one took offense at Whorris being portrayed as a tortoise, Rodham as a warthog, and AOC as an ass. I was literally shaking that they morphed Pizzafucker on an elephant.

07Feb#04
There is nothing narcs hate more than when you simply brush off their well-planned insults.


07Feb#05

All journos should be sold to prostitution.

07Feb#06a
You didn't vote for Whorris because you hate women!

Poor women of the world! The odds are always stacked against them like it were the Original Sin!

07Feb#06b


07Feb#07


07Feb#08
The NYT thinks girlboss AOC would be running for president.

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07Feb#11
The oily jeet depends on ice, rather than ICE, to do the dirty job.


07Feb#12

I can't believe how oily this jeet is.

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07Feb#15
Self-driving cars.


07Feb#16

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07Feb#20
Bobby has a great idea for Pizza Hut: why not turn themselves into Pizza Applebees?


07Feb#21

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Hope for what? That you can get the guy who voiced Optimus Prime on the cheap or the 4star faggots are going bring back toonami back, and only losers in their 40's would want such thing...

While we are here, I've watched the first 10 minutes of this thing, and dude... regardless if you like the original show or not.... you gotta agree this shit is beyond lame.

And I don't mean Sailor Moon, I mean this whole abridged shit, it had it's hey day over 10 motherfucking years ago, it is very much in the "are we STILL doing this shit" stage?

For all the nostalgia and member berries people work with today... you know what I miss? When trends went away. It is incredible how this generation of losers REFUSES to let anything go.

 

[Soulless4510]

It's sad really how bob never really got out of his own way. He could have really positioned himself much better financially and with a better online reputation, if he managed himself better.

But with online personalities, most of them don't manage themselves well. Honestly, if bob was smart, he would have not use twitter at all, hot himself an agent or something, and just posted youtube videos of movie reviews and his other stuff.

But Lowcows gonna Lowcow.

SAD

 

[Koby_Fish]

07Feb#05

I don't know why these narcissistic idiots DON'T blame Vance's mom for how Vance turned out, unless it's some Inter-Narcissistic Professional Courtesy extended to Vance's mom. It's just like Bob blaming Tucker Carlson's future as a conservative commentator for Carlson's loopy hippie mom leaving to go be a Bohemian over in Eurotrashland. It doesn't fucking make sense unless you understand it in the context of, Bob and his senpais sympathize with the Narcissist/Cluster B Clusterfuck. THAT CAUSED THE "PROBLEM" IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. This is the sort of fucked up reasoning you get from alcoholic narcissistic autists.

Vance's mom might be sober 1 whole decade, but I'll guarantee you there's Cluster B Clusterfuckery still with that woman.

07Feb#09

"Just turn [DHS] off" is a fucking wild nuclear hot take from Bob, who knows nothing of how the world ackshually works and demonstrates it on the regular for all to see in Blueballsky.

It's sad really how bob never really got out of his own way. He could have really positioned himself much better financially and with a better online reputation, if he managed himself better.

But with online personalities, most of them don't manage themselves well. Honestly, if bob was smart, he would have not use twitter at all, hot himself an agent or something, and just posted youtube videos of movie reviews and his other stuff.

But Lowcows gonna Lowcow.

SAD

Alcoholics are almost invariably bad with money. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

its pretty funny how bobo retardo thinks real life IS TOO HARD to do is play pretend job of being a reviewer of worthless media slop and tweet 24/7
also WHAT DOES this fuckface does everyday to make him pass out from exhaustion. imbecile should check his health thats not normal-

 

[JayHarrison]

[2026.02.07-01]

If Tulsi were engaging in this "illegal" intelligence-gathering operation for Führer Hillary against Trump, Moviebob would have been all for it.

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[2026.02.07-03] The White House posts a video depicting the Obamas as apes, which they since took down. A&N and local archive of the video.

Strange no one took offense at Whorris being portrayed as a tortoise, Rodham as a warthog, and AOC as an ass. I was literally shaking that they morphed Pizzafucker on an elephant.

Funny how Leftoids also didn't notice that the original video was the result of auto play. One minute, the video feed shows you commentary about potential election rigging in 2020; the next minute, you see the opening to a hilariously bizarre version of The Lion King.

Spoiler: For those who saw the full animation...

(The biggest blasphemy was not personifying the Obama's as primates; it was personifying AOC as a donkey. Why would the animator stoop so low as to drag some random ass down to Alexandria's intellectual level?)

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>> Nazibob has entered the chat.

[2026.05.07-04] There is nothing narcs hate more than when you simply brush off their well-planned insults.

Jealous, Bob?

[2026.02.07-05]

All journos should be sold to prostitution.

Oh, Moviebob's just pissed that Vance overcame a troubled childhood to become a successful politician, whereas Bob overcame a comparatively pampered childhood to become a talentless, narcissistic hack.

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>> Misogynistbob has entered the chat.

[2026.02.07-06a] You didn't vote for Whorris because you hate women!

No. Nobody who hates Commie Harris does so from her gender. Everyone who hates Commie Harris--myself among them--does so because Commie is an unscrupulous, opportunistic skank.

[2026.02.07-06b]

The only information Commie Harris' voter base had was bad/dis-/misinformation

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>> Believerbob has entered the chat.

[2026.02.07-10]

Fuck you, Bob! Unlike you, Senator Britt actually has values...

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[2026.02.07-11] The oily jeet depends on ice, rather than ICE, to do the dirty job.

Miss Good a shot in self-defense because she ran a car into an ICE agent. Then again, braindead Leftoids like Moviebob and Mamdani...

...think firing a gun to save one's self is disproportionate defense against anything short of a nuclear bomb.

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[2026.02.07-14]

How would these dipshits react if they heard any irrefutable news about Führer Hillary being on the Epstein List?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It's sad really how bob never really got out of his own way. He could have really positioned himself much better financially and with a better online reputation, if he managed himself better.

But with online personalities, most of them don't manage themselves well. Honestly, if bob was smart, he would have not use twitter at all, hot himself an agent or something, and just posted youtube videos of movie reviews and his other stuff.

But Lowcows gonna Lowcow.

SAD

The classic pitfall of online personalities is that if they weren't autistic/narcissistic they would have never got famous in the first place. They'd either worked a normal 9-5 job or just done some podcast where they say mundane opinions.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

07Feb#21

It's unfair because Bob doesn't like being reminded he will never have a wife. Or know the touch of a woman.

It's sad really how bob never really got out of his own way. He could have really positioned himself much better financially and with a better online reputation, if he managed himself better.

But with online personalities, most of them don't manage themselves well. Honestly, if bob was smart, he would have not use twitter at all, hot himself an agent or something, and just posted youtube videos of movie reviews and his other stuff.

But Lowcows gonna Lowcow.

SAD

Yeah that's the thing, if you went back in time and showed him all the dumb shit he did as an online personality, or even that he's going to end up making less than minimum wage each month, he'd still do the same shit he did in this timeline because it never occurs to him that he's the problem.

The only way you could convince him to change his ways is to use AI to generate a fake documentary where Bob worked a real job renting cars or working in an office until his company was contracted by Bad Robot and that led him to being discovered and becoming a success.

Alcoholics are almost invariably bad with money. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

Okay, how do you know?

 

[JayHarrison]

Alcoholics are almost invariably bad with money. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

As are those who have taken up thousands of dollars in college debt. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

 

[Mac Monster]

#2 Bobo retardo noticed us brothers

Bob sure loves prattling on about natural selection and leaving the subhumans behind, but per natural selection, he's an abject failure since there's zero chance he'll ever reproduce. Hell, it also applies to all his libshit 'friends,' since they hate children and prefer to procreate through indoctrination and grooming.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob sure loves prattling on about natural selection and leaving the subhumans behind, but per natural selection, he's an abject failure since there's zero chance he'll ever reproduce. Hell, it also applies to all his libshit 'friends,' since they hate children and prefer to procreate through indoctrination and grooming.

Let us not forget that, despite repeatedly blithering about the game of "Natural Selection" (which Bob always capitalizes as if it were a trademarked name), Moviebob would never make it past the qualifying round of such a competition. (In all honesty, I likely wouldn't do any better.)

 

[Positron]

08Feb#01a
History has shown that the Democrats had been getting crazier and crazier, while the Republicans have stayed largely the same.


08Feb#01b


08Feb#02

Somehow I doubt that.

08Feb#03
NYC nutters and Will Stancil.


08Feb#04
The Hudson Tunnel project is suspended because, I quote, "Donald Trump is out of control".


08Feb#05


08Feb#06

Yes I saw them and I bet you did too. So what am I to do? What have you done?

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08Feb#07a
Epstein.

"Your friends on Martha's Vineyard might cut you off for fucking a 12 year old". Don't make me laugh! They'd rather ask you who is your procurer.

08Feb#07b
On Roman Polanski. Bobby expects a "tsunami of 'reflection'" once he croaks.


08Feb#08

The Daily Beast, your trusted news source.

08Feb#09

Any safe space for children, on or off line, will soon be occupied by rainbow degenerates.

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08Feb#13
Bobby explains literature. I don't know who these people are and I don't care.

 

[Knyttet]

08Feb#01a
History has shown that the Democrats had been getting crazier and crazier, while the Republicans have stayed largely the same.


08Feb#01b

Bob making baseless assertions and getting called out. Getting aggressive and defensive and then both doubling down and backpedaling to a non sequitur. Then declaring victory while contradicting his own original point.

Truly staggering levels of arrogance on display. Does he truly have no shame whatsoever?

 

[TowinKarz]

you know what I miss? When trends went away.

Amen.

Bob's latching-on is particularly acute because his entire life revolves around his own mortality being an unsolvable flaw that he compensates for with rabid technophilia and attempting to get rid of the red state schtoopids that stand in the way of getting to the hallowed robobobbo before the Grim Reaper shows up.

And as those things fail to vet by their predicted benchmarks? (Surely by year 2000! Er, surely by the year 2020! ) And he can't beat back reality like his receding hairline and more aches and pains every day? His only remaining cope is to kind of just pretend time isn't moving forward all that fast, why, you all remember Tiny Toons and Sailor Moon right? The 90s were only yesterday! There's still an easy 50 years for them to build my brain-uploading device, not... 15...... right? RIGHT?!

Does he truly have no shame whatsoever?

Not an ounce, remember, he thinks a fat, balding, basement dweller who got fired from every job he ever had is the pinnacle of human evolution and will be gifted eternal life while those who work every day of their life to pick up the garbage and keep the water flowing for the benefit of society will get NOTHING because they can't quote Marvel movies on command.... he's the perfect encapsulation of the arrogant element of late 90's/early 00's sociopolitics that held humanity was on the cusp on the End of History and everyone who didn't think like him was about to just go away... somehow... someway...... that all our troubles were from outdated old racists/sexists and other -ists who. If we just elected Obama? Would dissolve like the Wicked Witch and run into the gutters.

And he's spent 25 years and counting stewing over the fact that didn't happen.

 

[WelperHelper99]

08Feb#04
The Hudson Tunnel project is suspended because, I quote, "Donald Trump is out of control".

Stopping a tunnel project to own drumph. Truly genius Bob

 

[JayHarrison]

[2026.02.08-01a] History has shown that the Democrats had been getting crazier and crazier,...

...And, observably, more evil...

...while the Republicans have stayed largely the same.

I could argue considerably more cowardly.

But... Bob... weren't you of the opinion not too long ago that BL(DR)M wasn't actually a thing? Or did your opinion on that matter suddenly change as if were the wind?

Bob making baseless assertions and getting called out.

You love to see it!

Getting aggressive and defensive and then both doubling down and backpedaling to a non sequitur.

Typical Moviebob debate tactic.

Then declaring victory while contradicting his own original point.

Truly staggering levels of arrogance on display. Does he truly have no shame whatsoever?

Nope. Not at all.

[2026.02.08-01b]

Based on Moviebob's standards of "morality", Bob's statement suggests that Carter was a truly reprehensible human.

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[2026.02.08-04] The Hudson Tunnel project is suspended because, I quote, "Donald Trump is out of control".

Um... did Trump ever have any say in this project?

Stopping a tunnel project to own drumph. Truly genius Bob

[sarcastic clap directed in Moviebob's direction]

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[2026.02.08-06]

Yes I saw them and I bet you did too. So what am I to do? What have you done?

These virtue-signalling idiots are offering as much aid toward their cities' homeless populations as they are for the migrants they claim to support: Somewhere between jack and squat.

A tangential argument that's somehow relevant to my comments above...

[2026.02.08-07a] Epstein.

"Your friends on Martha's Vineyard might cut you off for fucking a 12 year old". Don't make me laugh! They'd rather ask you who is your procurer.

Those same friends on Martha's Vineyard will also kick you out--or call security on you--if you happen to be a foreign invader who arrived on a boat/plane from either Texas or Florida.

 

[Hammerstein]

Bob making baseless assertions and getting called out. Getting aggressive and defensive and then both doubling down and backpedaling to a non sequitur. Then declaring victory while contradicting his own original point.

Truly staggering levels of arrogance on display. Does he truly have no shame whatsoever?

Bob is what you get when someone who knows how to Google Fu cosplays being the smartest man in the room for far too long. It's not arrogance, it's desperation, "winning" arguments on the internet is all he has. He'll never, ever admit he's wrong about anything.

 

[Positron]

09Feb#01
Bobby thinks he deserves money for his Mario "book" because he believes that it was ripped by AI.


09Feb#02
The chicklit industry has been overtaken by AI.


09Feb#03
Still, you must remember that AI agents are coded by shit-brained jeets, and that shit will happen. It is fine to let AI write your next werewolf bodice ripper or the next MCU script; it is not okay to trust it with your family heirloom data.


09Feb#04

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09Feb#06
Andy Barr says he is leading the anti-DEI fight. "It's not a fault if you are male, and it shouldn't be disqualifying if you are a Christian". He promises to give woke liberals "something else to cry about".


09Feb#07

Strange that these "protect our children!" types only ever target Trump, and not Jesse Ting, the butcher who mutilated Jaron Bloshinsky ("Jazz Jennings") and actually got invited to Epstein Island to play with his "toys".

09Feb#08
These people apparently think a million is an unimaginable, colossal amount of money.


09Feb#09
All that's good in America belong to Thinkers; Believers have forfeited their rights to them.

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09Feb#11
Star Trek


09Feb#12
Bobby looks down on Western fans of anime.


09Feb#13


09Feb#14a
Bobby doesn't believe that any "80s revival" or nostalgia is not going to happen, because Gen X has no money.


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09Feb#16a
Sportsball


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09Feb#16e

An American living in Puerto Rico is still an American; a Puerto Rican living in America is still a Puerto Rican.