🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Yeah not my type but that doesn't mean she's BPD. Her friends were encouraging her to go after TT before sac showed up and she didn't, she just went on with whatever it is her life entails.
Bro if your relationship ended up on this website and you willingly brought it here, call it whatever you want, that bitch is crazy.

Okay yeah I'm almost positive you're right here. The actress was also in her 20s at the time so maybe that was why they were being vague about the comparison, but I'd still assume it was just because they've never seen the show. Which, if so, is probably the only time I will ever feel jealous of Rowan and Katie
did one of the hoes say she thought he was creepy because he said she looked like an underage GoT character? I only remember him saying she looked like a girl in GoT, I don't recall there was much talk about that relating to an age thing, I only just heard that in Josh's list of things that went unaddressed.
 
I am sorry if this derails the thread, but... Turkey Tom's videos really fucking suck. Or maybe I'm old. But he makes videos on the most boring niggahs now that he scraped all the cream off the top. His only future prospects are to cover fucking Dabbleverse slop or even more boring random people fighting over 10th grade Deviant Art drama....

...or manosphere politics. I hope his BPD near death experience then super-high of total victory doesn't break his mind.
Please DO NOT derail the thread with Turkish Toe Mass opinions or content, this is a gender wars thread
 
Um, Josh needs to apologies to Tom for not correcting himself to "her prostate" still too.
 
did one of the hoes say she thought he was creepy because he said she looked like an underage GoT character? I only remember him saying she looked like a girl in GoT, I don't recall there was much talk about that relating to an age thing, I only just heard that in Josh's list of things that went unaddressed.
I think @Figurative For Figurative figured it out. He was probably comparing her to Milley Alcock (lol) who played a character in the spinoff show. The character as 15 but the actor was in her 20s so interpret Tom's (likely) comparison as you will.
 
The gender wars shit is pretty retarded tho ngl. I'm a massive misogynist by the standards of polite society but I would feel like a retard if I ever used case studies of BPD women to explain how women behave in general. agendaposting is gay.
 
Josh needs to be a man and reform Rowan into a trad wife and marry her after he gassed her up into torpedoing her life over Turkish Thomas' flacid monster cock.
Going by sac's internet history (besides anything to do with TT) she's basically already "trad" girl material, and L4D appears to be the danger. But having been following the last few weeks I'm pretty sure L4D is mostly a harmless ditzy retard and sac is the one with darkness inside her.
 
Okay I don't *dislike* Josh, but I do-I'm at a place, and I'm not being ironic, where I think it may be time to sacrifice Josh to the corn. We have to sacrifice Josh, Joshua Conner Moon, to the gods, so that the corn will be a bountiful harvest this year.
 
Ok so does anybody have any of these alleged videos?

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Now maybe I'm just noticing too hard:

Last time with the TT thread blew up with foid rage it was right when it had gotten featured and it was pages and pages of dindu nothing posters who also refused to comment on the ageplay.

This time it wasn't featured, but the rhetoric was the same. I think they're fully co-ordinating this in a discord. The reactions also seem heavily weighted. I'm assuming they're posting, "look at my epic post" and their dedicated anti-alogs are like wow you sure got em.

Most of the highlights show no nuance, no new information and tbh maybe about half of them are actually funny. Very strange for highlights on this website.
You nailed it. Every message that doesn’t have a precursor of Tom’s age play but engages with what people are talking about is from discord
 
Going by sac's internet history (besides anything to do with TT) she's basically already "trad" girl material, and L4D appears to be the danger. But having been following the last few weeks I'm pretty sure L4D is mostly a harmless ditzy retard and sac is the one with darkness inside her.
Rowan was apparently some sort of minor discord micro celebrity herself and a guy in twitter claimed she was stalking him and sending him nudes. She also claimed she was partying hard before she met Tom, lied about her body count and was talking to other guys during her relationship with Tom.... She was on Tinder and put out on the second date. She's not "trad" girl material in anyway unless your fetish are promiscuous girls who present themselves as innocent.

If Katie had been in a relationship with Tom for 7 months and not two dates maybe she would have reacted in a similar way to Rowan. You can't really know with BPD. If the breakup happened on a better day. Rowan may have been lucid enough to not let her BPD take over and cause this mess, on a worse day she may have ended up stabbing Turkey Tom. These woman have a common personality disorder, if they have any "darkness" inside them as well, it's unrelated to it.
 
You nailed it. Every message that doesn’t have a precursor of Tom’s age play but engages with what people are talking about is from discord
The ageplay stuff is the only thing people who are overly invested into this have left to hang TT with, and are very angry that most people are here to lmao at all the faggots involved. But seriously why aren't people talking about how the destiny cock sucking video was clearly TT's bwc's debut, yet he refuses to address it even once, fucking homophobes.
 
Rowan was apparently some sort of minor discord micro celebrity herself and a guy in twitter claimed she was stalking him and sending him nudes. She also claimed she was partying hard before she met Tom, lied about her body count and was talking to other guys during her relationship with Tom.... She was on Tinder and put out on the second date. She's not "trad" girl material in anyway unless your fetish are promiscuous girls who present themselves as innocent.

If Katie had been in a relationship with Tom for 7 months and not two dates maybe she would have reacted in a similar way to Rowan. You can't really know with BPD. If the breakup happened on a better day. Rowan may have been lucid enough to not let her BPD take over and cause this mess, on a worse day she may have ended up stabbing Turkey Tom. These woman have a common personality disorder, if they have any "darkness" inside them as well, it's unrelated to it.
I agree but she knows how to kinda present as one until you know her and some of her internet history seems "tradish". Her dad was conservative and she knows how to outwardly reflect that but it's not the real Sac. L4D seems like she was raised by a single mum(no idea if that's true) with no real male role models, she's the end result of a girl basically raised by MSM and the internet who has no real beliefs of her own hence being easily manipulated and not really sure of anything. Sac is also retarded and easily manipulated but she still seems really sure of what she thinks and how she behaves, and what she really thinks seems dark and messed up.
 
It's so goofy that Rowan lied about not being a Turkey Tom groupie, anyone with any sense immediately knew she was lying.
 
Millennials are unironically believing zoomer women when they say they don't go on the Internet, as if they haven't been raised on a steady diet of YouTube and TikTok. Sad!
 
Turkey Tom's videos really fucking suck. Or maybe I'm old.
Nah dude they suck, you're not old. Part of it is just dramatuber/kiwituber saturation in general but even without that he's just not all that entertaining of a host. Anyone who is interested in the topics Tom covers could find much better coverage of them, and anybody entertained by general drama and shitflinging without particular subject fixations could easily go find a guy like Bunjeeeeee instead who actually has a personality and an opinion and will fling shit instead of just recapping it. In 5 years you'll just be able to plug a thread into an AI and get a video exactly like what Tom makes shat out with the exact same quality of research and voiceover, and for that reason I think he's not great overall. You get nothing from him that you can't get from just reading the shit he covers.

I'm not gonna say that hitting 1.6M subs is easy though, it does require a lot of work, but numerical/financial success doesn't equate to quality past a certain point. If you're around long enough and consistently active you will just snowball to your max size eventually, which is what happened to Tom.
 
Millennials are unironically believing zoomer women when they say they don't go on the Internet, as if they haven't been raised on a steady diet of YouTube and TikTok. Sad!
Erm sweatie, """sac""" said she was a tradcath Latina, invoking images of a homesteader sewing dresses and studying the Holy Bible. The only tiktok she's ever heard is from the grandfather clock!
 
Nah dude they suck, you're not old. Part of it is just dramatuber/kiwituber saturation in general but even without that he's just not all that entertaining of a host. Anyone who is interested in the topics Tom covers could find much better coverage of them, and anybody entertained by general drama and shitflinging without particular subject fixations could easily go find a guy like Bunjeeeeee instead who actually has a personality and an opinion and will fling shit instead of just recapping it. In 5 years you'll just be able to plug a thread into an AI and get a video exactly like what Tom makes shat out with the exact same quality of research and voiceover, and for that reason I think he's not great overall. You get nothing from him that you can't get from just reading the shit he covers.

I'm not gonna say that hitting 1.6M subs is easy though, it does require a lot of work, but numerical/financial success doesn't equate to quality past a certain point. If you're around long enough and consistently active you will just snowball to your max size eventually, which is what happened to Tom.
I could try sifting through the prior 622 pages to see if anyone brought this up, but; If you have the time, compare "his" video on Carl Benjamin to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on the exact same subject.

You will notice very quickly that they are extremely similar, including their timeline ending at 2019, almost half a decade prior to the posting of Tom's video. If Tom had really wanted to, he could have dug up drama related to the Lotus Eaters, or looked further than the most immediately available sources of easy information. The video would certainly have been much more entertaining, and perhaps even had a real impact on Carl; Instead it's effectively presenting a time capsule from the days of Internet Bloodsports.
I highly suspect that Tom also sourced information from Carl's thread on the Farms too, which makes the dated information presented even more inexcusable. It really is bottom of the barrel laziness.

Considering that this is his lifeblood and meal ticket, I can somewhat believe the BPD-fueld accusations that Tom would rather be in a band, or do something other than youtube. It's possible, judging by subsequent video length, that he's put more effort into his videos in following years. Either way, I'm not going back to check. There are better sources of white noise.
 
The ageplay stuff is the only thing people who are overly invested into this have left to hang TT with, and are very angry that most people are here to lmao at all the faggots involved. But seriously why aren't people talking about how the destiny cock sucking video was clearly TT's bwc's debut, yet he refuses to address it even once, fucking homophobes.
ppl are reluctant to pin the destiny vid on türkiye tom because it has already been attributed to nick "catboy" fuentes
 
I could try sifting through the prior 622 pages to see if anyone brought this up, but; If you have the time, compare "his" video on Carl Benjamin to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on the exact same subject.

You will notice very quickly that they are extremely similar, including their timeline ending at 2019, almost half a decade prior to the posting of Tom's video. If Tom had really wanted to, he could have dug up drama related to the Lotus Eaters, or looked further than the most immediately available sources of easy information. The video would certainly have been much more entertaining, and perhaps even had a real impact on Carl; Instead it's effectively presenting a time capsule from the days of Internet Bloodsports.
I highly suspect that Tom also sourced information from Carl's thread on the Farms too, which makes the dated information presented even more inexcusable. It really is bottom of the barrel laziness.

Considering that this is his lifeblood and meal ticket, I can somewhat believe the BPD-fueld accusations that Tom would rather be in a band, or do something other than youtube. It's possible, judging by subsequent video length, that he's put more effort into his videos in following years. Either way, I'm not going back to check. There are better sources of white noise.
Considering the date and the fact we now know he's been using ghost writers for years (it was already basically confirmed before this), the plagiarism is probably just the work of whatever jeet he had writing for him that week. Not an excuse, just an explanation. I would think if he wrote the script for that video he'd know not to copy it beat for beat since he does care about his reputation, the subcontinental he likely pays less than minimum wage to probably less so.
 
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