🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Xerxes_Kang_Of_Kangz said:
This has gotten me wanting a Brandon Buckingham thread, honestly his story seems way more interesting than this lmao

Edit: Beyond his love of nitrous, which if Kanye has taught us anything, turns you gay I hear he’s living with TT despite being married and having children? What’s up with that?
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Most charitable explanation is with him travelling a lot for chantent he had the space, but lets be real most content creators are maladjusted manchildren so it's probably like a pseudo frat house type vibe they're going for. Now he is practically dead he can change his diapers so that'll satisfy them both.
 
There needs to be stronger norms around shaming people who don't understand sex when they talk about sex. It's not that Josh and his terf gal pals are wrong about everything; the opposite is true. Some of their points are good, but it's so front-loaded with retardation that anyone who isn't sexually retarded will hear the stupid shit and discount anything good that may come after.

It's like listening to the HR-approved sex ed classes in college where they say you need verbal, explicit, and enthusiastic consent at every step from the moment you're about to touch a girls hand. Once you hear someone say that, the brain just discounts everything else the person has so say because they've credibly assessed the source is worthless.
 
I dont blame Null

but I do believe not long from now
both Sacramento and Left4dead will blame Null
since public online opinion have swayed against them
they'll probably make some bullshit excuse as if implying kiwifarmers forced them to do it or Null with his charisma and dog avatar took advantage of their weak fragile hearts and manipulated them to air it out in the open to try and ruin TurkeyTom and its most definitely not their fault.

Y'know, going down the list of usual bullshit crazy bitches do.

- Tom Raped me
- Well actually that DIDNT GIVE HIM THE RIGHT TO DOX ME
- Well Buckingham Dox me
- Well Actually its Sacramento who rushed this and I naively believed her.
- Null and Kiwifarms took advantage of me
- This is all Men's fault and you're all toxic incels
- Hey guys, I started an Onlyfans, please subscribe $10.00 a month
 
I'm listening to null list all the things turk didn't address. One thing he lists is buying stuff for hoes that his ex liked, and sending a bitch home on her birthday? And use of lube? I mean who cares about those things? And what underage game of thrones character? Isn't the dragon queen girl like 30 something?
Both turk and null seem like simps; one who can't keep his dick out of crazy and another who settles for interviewing it. You can't fix these hoes, gentlemen, not with a bloody bwc ringworm and not with a chubby virtual shoulder to cry on.

colossal failure on all fronts, meanwhile Buckingham averts any real damage due to the initial misfire.
 
Null said:
Rowan provided evidence that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom and provided me evidence that he had bruised her face with rough sex. She basically accused him of sexual assault. I encouraged her to tell the truth and to evidence her claims. If you think that I can do any more than that you're just wrong. I run a forum.
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Nobody blamed Jerry Springer when his guests turned out to be a bunch of lying whores. They just clapped and showed their tits in exchange for beads.
 
Disheveled Pizza said:
Most charitable explanation is with him travelling a lot for chantent he had the space, but lets be real most content creators are maladjusted manchildren so it's probably like a pseudo frat house type vibe they're going for. Now he is practically dead he can change his diapers so that'll satisfy them both.
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The second seems like the simplest and therefore most plausible, that said I think Brandon is gonna be one to watch

BB x TT, forever
 
Josh should offer Tom an interview.
Even though it’s unlikely he would agree, it would at least show some some goodwill
 
Jannycide_Now said:
There needs to be stronger norms around shaming people who don't understand sex when they talk about sex. It's not that Josh and his terf gal pals are wrong about everything; the opposite is true. Some of their points are good, but it's so front-loaded with retardation that anyone who isn't sexually retarded will hear the stupid shit and discount anything good that may come after.

It's like listening to the HR-approved sex ed classes in college where they say you need verbal, explicit, and enthusiastic consent at every step from the moment you're about to touch a girls hand. Once you hear someone say that, the brain just discounts everything else the person has so say because they've credibly assessed the source is worthless.
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I'd like to think there's a happy medium somewhere between "all women are whores that yearn to be choked, slapped, and donkey punched while getting relentlessly jackhammered" and "women can't possibly be the ones initiating rough sex, it must be a porn-brained man forcing them into it."

ETA: Did we ever figure out what was supposed to be a new wrinkle that would make Tom look bad? I doubt it's Sac dropping her 20k texts because she's probably been told by lawyers to shut the fuck up, and Katie coming back was a total bust.
 
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Shakira Flabbergasted said:
If you believe the conspiracy theory that @Johnnyboy66 is Sacramento, we may already be there. Those who saw her profile posts before she DFE'd can vouch she was sperging at me about how Null has something wrong with him and needs to stop sweeping for his "weceleb buddies" (meaning Tom) because it's a "bad look for the site." This was before the MATI, so if that was her, I wonder how she feels now.
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I think Anonymous9001 is sac too.
 
Please be less misogynistic guys I have heard some rumors female kiwis are feeling attacked now by your mean words about women in general!
 
Fruttasecca said:
He shouldnt because he can be held liable for libel for hosting false allegations on his stream. Doesnt matter if he is just the "neutral interviewer".
If Toms lesson is to not stick his dick in crazy then Josh lesson better be not to give crazy a voice.
Seriously, Tom could sue Null right now, he wont because he needs the farms (and I dont think he is a spiteful person like that) but somebody else with fuck you money might not have the same qualms.
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Please do a quick google search of “public figure actual malice defamation” before making any further posts on this topic, it’s actually quite hard to sue for defamation if you’re famous.
 
justwantedtoread said:
I'd like to think there's a happy medium somewhere between "all women are whores that yearn to be choked, slapped, and donkey punched while getting relentlessly jackhammered" and "women can't possibly be the ones initiating rough sex, it must be a porn-brained man forcing them into it."
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Whoah tone it down man, you're sounding hysterical, lets calm down and have no more of this crazy talk.
 
Curse of the Sonichu said:
I think Anonymous9001 is sac too.
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It seems like when threads have reached critical mass on here they go from infighting to witch hunting the lolcow or whoever is considered the enemy at the time before being put to rest due to irrelevancy and the only one who wins from that situation by the way is Tom. Tragic and sad!
 
I think Null's interview was fine. It let us gauge the two girls by what they thought we should know and by his open demeanor this subsequently gave them a false sense of confidence which inevitably led them to what we see now. He gave them a rope to hang themselves on unwittingly or not. Sometimes a good interviewer just let's the subject/s talk.
 
Shakira Flabbergasted said:
I don't, because anon9001 can actually type. Johnnyboy made incessant typos and didn't seem to know what year it is, which lines up with Rowan's autocorrect-off style of texting and general brain damaged vibe. If she actually can type properly and is faking being brain dead, then I don't get why she wouldn't choose to do so on both socks.
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The earlier postings were in much closer styles than the sudden discovery of punctuation that happened a few replies back.
 
carl9987 said:
Josh should offer Tom an interview.
Even though it’s unlikely he would agree, it would at least show some some goodwill
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Null provided the two with a platform because they didnt want to go to anyone else. he's not a couples counselor that they all to get to argue through.
 
I don’t think Rowan has any secret sock accounts. I’m increasingly of the mind that her family and/or lawyer took her phone and computer away, which is probably a good idea.
 
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