🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Yknow, i have to ask since i have no idea, whats the beef between Null and Tom exactly? Did Tom kill his Dog or something? Forget about animated, it felt like Null was gasping for air during the stream, besides the interview being hosted (and him giving credibility to the BPD sisters). Did i miss some massive sperg out story between those two? Were they best buddies at some point? Because holy hell is he invested for some weird reason. This feels extremely personal.
What I can understand. Tom took a bunch of Kiwifarms stuff.
And didnt criedt Null and the farms.
 
Rowan provided evidence that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom and provided me evidence that he had bruised her face with rough sex. She basically accused him of sexual assault. I encouraged her to tell the truth and to evidence her claims. If you think that I can do any more than that you're just wrong. I run a forum.
At least tell us you got to tangle with her sugar walls Josh.

We need a successor eventually man.
 
Rowan provided evidence that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom and provided me evidence that he had bruised her face with rough sex. She basically accused him of sexual assault. I encouraged her to tell the truth and to evidence her claims. If you think that I can do any more than that you're just wrong. I run a forum.
You can at least stop demanding to see his puckered asshole to disprove a bunch of random accusations. Just embrace your inner BPD and slide into his socials to get some of that BWC you've been craving.
 
I encouraged her to tell the truth and to evidence her claims. If you think that I can do any more than that you're just wrong. I run a forum.
Says the guy who then proceeds to sperg out in a livestream after its revealed that the people he brought on were just lying and using him for clout. The guy who shouts to the heavens how right he is regardless of the lies and is so invested in the story that he can barely breathe during his spergout. Cant make this shit up. I mean, thank you for being a part of the lolcow spergout that i can laugh at i guess, just remember to breathe next time.

EDIT (For a more serious take i guess if anyone cares): Look, i can get the initial interview. Its a person you dislike, you see an opportunity to pounce, initial details seem legit, you get them on, let them speak and thats it. They are on their own, they either swim or sink on their own merits. You got duped but hey, people will clown on you for a few days and that would be it. They would get most of the flak as the liars, especially since they created alts afterwards for some gay ops.

Instead you decide to not only call them trustworthy, after its revealed that they lie you make a self aggrandizing post about how right you are no matter how many people tell you you are wrong, not only that but you have a livestream spergout during which you can barely breathe either because you are so excited or because of some other medical issues, and where you once again get involved and say shit like "he didnt adress these claims about his ED" (You focused on his dick as much as the BPD sisters, whats up with that?).

Why the fuck did you hitch yourself to the BPD sisters? You cant fall back to the "I just did an interview" excuse when you got involved afterwards. Be serious dude. Take a day off, chill for a bit, because wew. Let the lolcows, lolcow, dont join their number over personal beef. Provide entertainment, dont become entertainment because you decided that today is the day you will sperg out publically.
 
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Rowan provided evidence that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom and provided me evidence that he had bruised her face with rough sex. She basically accused him of sexual assault. I encouraged her to tell the truth and to evidence her claims. If you think that I can do any more than that you're just wrong. I run a forum.
You talked to the girls? And didnt say you suck?
Sorry but Josh is in the right here.
 
Rowan provided evidence that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom and provided me evidence that he had bruised her face with rough sex. She basically accused him of sexual assault. I encouraged her to tell the truth and to evidence her claims. If you think that I can do any more than that you're just wrong. I run a forum.
People getting heated are people waaay too emotionally invested in the drama instead of embracing the fairly entertaining debacle.

Sucks to be them, because this disaster was hilarious. You gave 'em a platform, they're apparently extremely retarded, w/e. Not on you necessarily. At the end of the day everyone knows a ton more about Tom, the CC is proven to be an secretive and scheming digital knitting circle, and all parties involved has egg on their face. I don't see anyone else providing such a soap opera for free.
 
Um, first, uh, a man who gets sexual pleasure from slapping you, choking you, spitting on you, and, seeing you in pain doesn't love you, and you're wasting your time trying to make him love you.

JOSH, NOOOOOO 😂

Hey dating-aged women, sex enjoyer and woman understander Joshua Moon here. I consulted with the politburo of kiwifarms women in our terf community and we came to the following consensus.
1. You know that type of sex that most of you have, and that those who've had it almost universally enjoy? If your boyfriend likes it, too, it means he doesn't love you.

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Rowan provided evidence that she was in a relationship with Turkey Tom and provided me evidence that he had bruised her face with rough sex. She basically accused him of sexual assault. I encouraged her to tell the truth and to evidence her claims. If you think that I can do any more than that you're just wrong. I run a forum.
No, you pivoted from just 'running a forum' the second you put started interviewing them and inserting yourself into the situation. You vetted them poorly, and in light of Turkey Tom's PR-produced video dismantling the main thrust of the claims, you pivoted to his weird sexual habits after your weak apology to save face.
 
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Last I recall this is not the Null psychoanalysis thread.

Back on topic, after having some time to collect my thoughts my guess is Tom is probably trying to metaphorically night rape Rowan through the legal system. He may have even filed a police report for revenge porn (the image she sent to Null probably does qualify). He’ll probably settle out of court in exchange for her agreeing to literally never say a word about him again, and we will never learn what actually happened. We’ll all be very bored until his next BPD ex has an axe to grind, which could be at any point from two weeks from now to several years given his habits. He will learn nothing from this. Brandon will die of heart failure at a music festival in the next one to two years. Nick will still be fat.
This has gotten me wanting a Brandon Buckingham thread, honestly his story seems way more interesting than this lmao

Edit: Beyond his love of nitrous, which if Kanye has taught us anything, turns you gay I hear he’s living with TT despite being married and having children? What’s up with that?
 
I don't care because it made funny drama and I will do interviews just as shitty in the future".
He shouldnt because he can be held liable for libel for hosting false allegations on his stream. Doesnt matter if he is just the "neutral interviewer".
If Toms lesson is to not stick his dick in crazy then Josh lesson better be not to give crazy a voice.
Seriously, Tom could sue Null right now, he wont because he needs the farms (and I dont think he is a spiteful person like that) but somebody else with fuck you money might not have the same qualms.
 
Why attack Null he just did an interview it’s soy to sperg about platform responsibility etc.
It's about 2 things:

1. 0 skepticism about absurd accusations just because they're about someone he's cooled on. Obviously fine when the stakes are something embarrassing, but when it's a series of accusations that would be convictable felonies if true - there is a sense amongst most people that people shouldn't just assume guilt and accept accusations as fact without any pushback - after all an interview is supposed to involve some sort of critical questioning, no?

2. Locking the thread because his girlfriends were getting dunked on after being exposed. When people dunked on TT and spammed the thread because the accusations against TT came out it was all fair game, but the same behavior targeting the lying whores who inserted themselves into the controversy to clout chase and defame? - that's too far, gotta lock the thread. By his own admission he only unlocked the thread because he is anticipating new info to drop that will look bad for TT.

In short, people aren't mad that the platform is open, it's that the content on the platform is being soft-curated to preference the narrative he agrees with.
 
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This has gotten me wanting a Brandon Buckingham thread, honestly his story seems way more interesting than this lmao

Edit: Beyond his love of nitrous, which if Kanye has taught us anything, turns you gay I hear he’s living with TT despite being married and having children? What’s up with that?
We never discovered why Brandon lived with Tom instead of his own fucking family yet, by the way. So yeah, there's definitely more to that story.
 
I hear he’s living with TT despite being married and having children? What’s up with that?
Whippets and medical bills aren't cheap so he probably rented a space out to tom for extra money. Or he's a secret cuck and wants to watch Tom give his wife the BWC. Who knows with that druggie Sam Hyde wannabe.
 
He shouldnt because he can be held liable for libel for hosting false allegations on his stream. Doesnt matter if he is just the "neutral interviewer".
If Toms lesson is to not stick his dick in crazy then Josh lesson better be not to give crazy a voice.
Seriously, Tom could sue Null right now, he wont because he needs the farms (and I dont think he is a spiteful person like that) but somebody else with fuck you money might not have the same qualms.
nah i don't think this theory has a leg to stand on
defamation lawsuits are already super difficult if you target the person who defamed you, trying to sue a third party for platforming them would be an even higher bar to clear. i'm confident that josh is pretty safe on this front.
 
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