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Rick must be ecstatic right now, all of his 15-year old Tesla shorts are going to be coming in nicely pretty soon
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Jesus is that even human?
I can hear the screams of agony from those white stockings. They're suffering as much as Patty's chair.
I can hear the screams of agony from those white stockings. They're suffering as much as Patty's chair.
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Wtf, I hope she's getting those medically assessed because that is not normal. Very haram, not cool.
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Edit: nevermind everyone, this is old news and I'm just as late as Patrick's first menstrual cicle. Thanks @Useful_Mistake
Guys, I found a podcast called "This is Actually Happening", and in October 2024 they had a whole episode intervieweing Pat, and he bitches like an old histrionic faggot.
Did we know about this already? I'm probably just very retarded and missed it (or just forgot about it). Hopefully some of the unseasoned Patposters haven't seen this yet.
And never forget: despite all you've seen and heard in his many interviews, he's got a great life and is never scared, baby child stalker. This is you splattering your brains all over your own grave. Enjoy death by knife cuts and PS90 wounds.
Edit: I'm listening to it for the first time, and goddammit this is good stuff! For the 5 first minutes Pat does nothing but brag about how much of a misunderstood genius he was lol. Bonus using "my little brother Kyle" because I just wasn't laughing enough I guess lmao.
What a FAT retard.
Guys, I found a podcast called "This is Actually Happening", and in October 2024 they had a whole episode intervieweing Pat, and he bitches like an old histrionic faggot.
Did we know about this already? I'm probably just very retarded and missed it (or just forgot about it). Hopefully some of the unseasoned Patposters haven't seen this yet.
And never forget: despite all you've seen and heard in his many interviews, he's got a great life and is never scared, baby child stalker. This is you splattering your brains all over your own grave. Enjoy death by knife cuts and PS90 wounds.
Edit: I'm listening to it for the first time, and goddammit this is good stuff! For the 5 first minutes Pat does nothing but brag about how much of a misunderstood genius he was lol. Bonus using "my little brother Kyle" because I just wasn't laughing enough I guess lmao.
What a FAT retard.
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Its like somebody paid someone to make the Crazy Frog as a white woman in Oblivion
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Gamers, I think this particular photo might be a sore spot for Patrick:
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It's supposed to go back up to $100k by the end of the year if CFTC take over from SEC since they're more pro crypto.
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Ludicrous theory.
The current Trump administration has been the most vehemently pro-crypto administration to ever exist, its probably friendlier to crypto than 90% of other countries.
The SEC head faggot already resigned that was Biden's nigga - Gary Gensler. That guy was seriously hated and when he was head of the SEC they persistently did tons of criminal and regulatory investigations and fucked the industry hard. Trump got rid of him and it has been open season.
The end result is that its a trashfire casino for zoomers and there's no basis on reality for the majority of it. Tons of people also got pardoned who had been charged for crypto shit previously. It's such a super rigged casino that it has just resulted in literal crime waves or "retail investors" putting their money in and either having it scammed or duped by such a highly manipulated and fraudulent market.
Michael Saylor has been buying up bitcoin like crazy which has helped push its price up and Trump also announced a strategic bitcoin reserve or some shit for the USA.
The reason for the price fall is most likely just really huge worldwide economic uncertainty plus wars and shit happening plus bitcoin (the largest cryptocurrency) not really doing anything new and also that the price is highly manipulated by really big players. If it stays this low there are lots of mining companies that will get capitulated so "the price must rise" sometime soon.
(sorry for spering in the patrick thread about this, but it is topical to what he has been discussing recently - also I have just received unconfirmed reports that Patrick is quite rotund and may actually be considered fat, has anyone else heard anything on this matter?)
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Patrick wishes he could score a queen like Leslie. She's a slender fashion model compared to Fatty and his greasy bitch tits.
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How does mention of an 'elder pet' merit a trigger warning? I'm not down with the kids, so does it mean something else?
Good grief, Charlie Brown.
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In case you missed it as well, Pretend (normie true crime adjacent podcast) had
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It’s aggressively normie but I like the host.
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This episode was very clearly recorded during his "media tour" earlier that year and then held back until they needed a break week. I remember the show's Reddit was filled with actual fans of the podcast calling him out for both lying and not making sense. (He actually childed a few people on their Instagram too).
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Patrick, as an Actual Tough Guy, can only speak to what those might do. Real life tough guys don't exist, stalker. Just like your future of incarceration-free existence. Enjoy!
Luckily there are no women on the Farms so we can speak freely about them here.
Bitches be crazy but are still far less likely to leave a man when they're pregnant if he's even remotely worth being with. You've all seen what I mean.
That stated, how many women in general that love themselves would willingly stay with a man that's enormously obese, unemployed, histrionic as fuck, clearly homosexual, psychopathic, terminally online, and is way, way worse at giving wiener than he is at taking wiener? Now how many women who loves themselves and want an existence worth having would stay with a man that ticks most of those boxes?
In short, he got what he had coming so fuck him.
Are you implying Rick isn't honest about everything? Next you'll probably claim he's gotten real fat!
God. Fucking. Damn.
You could have not posted this.
No, child. He's not. He's an award-winning author of multiple books, a welcome friend to many dysgenic pedophiles, a cultivator of some great tits, winner of every knife fight in the greater Milwaukee area since 2016, whistleblower on a multinational cult of clinically pediatric stalkers, and a journeyman level cocksucker in the PBR.
You, on the other hand, are a little gay criminal baby that chose to end their life not telling Patrick he's a very smart, very special boy. You did not alert him to an incoming airplane containing a bite of delicious food that all of mama's good boys are entitled to. This why you'll meet the end of your entire existence in prison.
I'm not even mad or anything, stalker. I'm just sayin'.
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He will spoon feed you your own teeth. He actually carries around a spoon for this purpose. Then you will enjoy prison, after ripping off your own head and stomping it on the ground.
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Has he ever said which knife he favors for knife fighting?
While loads of YouTubers who pretend they are experts in such shit recommend variations on the Ka-bar or the Fairburn-Sykes fighting knife, most actual “fights” involving knives usually involve kitchen knives or maybe shit “zombie” knives.
Hema YouTubers extol the virtues of a dagger, stiletto or dirk, but those all are not something your average normal person is going to have on their belt, ready to draw and take a fencing stance.
When knife fights happen in today’s day and age it’s usually mostly a domestic violence situation or some kid ran home to grab a knife and stab a tormentor.
I suppose occasionally a Swiss army, leatherman, or even a Buck, Opinel or other pocket knife gets used in a stabbing, but none of them are designed for a “professional knife fighter”.
They are stopgap tools with blades intended to whittle firestarters or cut rope.
Maybe clean a fish or sharpen a pencil.
Switchblade duels like in west side story are not commonplace.
The best advice for “knife fighting” is run away or if you can’t, use a chair or broom handle to create space between you and the knife holder.
While loads of YouTubers who pretend they are experts in such shit recommend variations on the Ka-bar or the Fairburn-Sykes fighting knife, most actual “fights” involving knives usually involve kitchen knives or maybe shit “zombie” knives.
Hema YouTubers extol the virtues of a dagger, stiletto or dirk, but those all are not something your average normal person is going to have on their belt, ready to draw and take a fencing stance.
When knife fights happen in today’s day and age it’s usually mostly a domestic violence situation or some kid ran home to grab a knife and stab a tormentor.
I suppose occasionally a Swiss army, leatherman, or even a Buck, Opinel or other pocket knife gets used in a stabbing, but none of them are designed for a “professional knife fighter”.
They are stopgap tools with blades intended to whittle firestarters or cut rope.
Maybe clean a fish or sharpen a pencil.
Switchblade duels like in west side story are not commonplace.
The best advice for “knife fighting” is run away or if you can’t, use a chair or broom handle to create space between you and the knife holder.
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Spoken like an imprisoned infant who's never won a knife fight.
The actual best way to win a knife fight is to first lock your Surface (can't let just anyone use it to kill fascists). Next, you finish your IPA, minding that you don't spill any into your big fat tit cleavage because that's uncomfortable. Then you arise from your barstool and loudly announce that you need someone to call the police and the paramedics.
The following steps may happen so quickly as to be a blur, probably because they can't be fully understood or witnessed by the uninitiated. Your attacker will advance towards you, knife in hand. Or not. Doesn't matter, as it all ends the same way. That said, err on the side of caution and count it as being attacked with a knife. Your attacker may also do something very illegal such as lying about the fact you've put on weight or haven't had a new book published in years. Then, so quickly as to be considered immediate, you will flip the attacker on to their stomach, sitting on them to immobilize them. How? Don't know!
After that it's mere
The final step is dismounting as the police arrive to take the barely-alive-multiple-felony-committer into custody. There may be a greasy stain on their clothing from where certain regions of your anatomy were contacting their body. Disregard that as it's only natural for someone who doesn't wear underwear, doing the hard, sweaty work of winning yet another knife fight. Also disregard the bald manlet with the English accent leaping on to the attacker, sniffing the spot like a drug-sniffing dog, talking about, "'at's a roight lovely perfoom, 'at is. Bloody bullocks, mates, me willy is loike a diamond! I ain't got the loicense for this!"
Be sure to dawn your best AGP smirk and gloat as another fight is won, another stalker is clinically dealt with, and your reputation as an Actual Tough Guy is maintained. Unlock the Surface, get back on X, order another of the cheapest IPA the bar has, and get right back to correcTing the recorD.
That is the best advice for how to handle a knife fight.
*-hint: think "faucet"
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