OFFICIAL KIWI FARMS E-SEX/RP TRANING THREAD

[Battlefield42]

Don't call women holes like Daddy "Null" Josh did ok

 

[Kenny Blankenship]

"After he rode up on his unicycle, I knew I had to have his cock in my mouth"

 

[crackers breakfast]

*throws op on naked ice agent*

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm a boyfriend free girl looking for a girlfriend free boy.

DM me

 

[Fishnumm]

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id rather just go back to india but maybe that's because im not a total faggot

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I've seen enough DM leaks to know that some of you bastards would love for this to not be a shitpost.

 

[Trichuriasis]

Uhhh, uhhh, I put on my robe and wizard hat?

 

[cunting season]

I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.

 

[Brutality]

No e sex before e marriage

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

*I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*

All of ours? At once? Did your mouth unhinge like a snake?

 

[peachlover669]

I've seen enough DM leaks to know that some of you bastards would love for this to not be a shitpost.

wait its a shitpost????

 

[spacko]

Believe me, if that snake didn't want to be fucked, you'd know it

 

[PuffMacMuffin]

"emerges from time portal* Oh harooo my name is Hochi, i was born in Berlin in 1920, and recently joined Germany's special organization, the SS, and recently have undergone cyborg modifications and japanification. Let us make with the sex, mach schnell, Motto hayaku! *Robo-Japanese bulge gets harder*

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Can we have a thread for training women how to be good live-in maids?

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

I'm a boyfriend free girl looking for a girlfriend free boy.

DM me

hello there cutiepie *non chalantly unzip pants*

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

♥21 and Single White Male...♥​

-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled -Entertaining-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative *He's lonely

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...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION​

*18-21 years of age *Does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle

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If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!​

-And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)Have a nice day

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

hello there cutiepie *non chalantly unzip pants*

oh wow o///o
*whips out gigantic horsecock*

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

You disgusting pigfucking onion nigger. This is in bad taste.

I am a sweaty, 300 pound Indian man (who is also a virgin) that needs some help trying to pick up some Kiwi Farm baddies. Anyone got any tips?

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I fuck you bloody bastard bhenhod

follow my lead i am quite popular with baddies myself


this is foul language and uncalled for i demand a retraction

*does that stuff with my thing and also your thing and continues until you know what sort of happens where both of our stuff (if you get what i mean) gets something out of it very nicely. this continues for an uncertain amount of time until you and I both stop because we are tired*

wrong i never tire

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy wink nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big ooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lipplease punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deepmmmm~ moans and suckles

sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6sfvpx/erotic_roleplay/

Niggers tounge my anus

fellate a shotgun

ok *cums*

*jaw dwops to fwoow, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by twumpets, heawt beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, puwws chain on twain whistwe that has appeawed next to head as steam bwows out, swams fists on tabwe, wattwing any pwates, bowws ow siwvewwawe, whistwes woudwy, fiwewowks shoot fwom top of head, pants woudwy as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comicawwy wawge bead of sweat fwom fowehead, cweaws thwoat, stwaightens tie, combs haiw* Ahem, you wook vewy wovewy.

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I'm really into bare feet, can you squash poo with them?

notices ur bulge

ugu

am I doing it right?

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*I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*

*I put your dick in my mouth and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*

Edit: ninja'ed

Don't call women holes like Daddy "Null" Josh did ok

"After he rode up on his unicycle, I knew I had to have his cock in my mouth"

*throws op on naked ice agent*

I'm a boyfriend free girl looking for a girlfriend free boy.

DM me

id rather just go back to india but maybe that's because im not a total faggot

I've seen enough DM leaks to know that some of you bastards would love for this to not be a shitpost.

Uhhh, uhhh, I put on my robe and wizard hat?

I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.

No e sex before e marriage

All of ours? At once? Did your mouth unhinge like a snake?

wait its a shitpost????

Believe me, if that snake didn't want to be fucked, you'd know it

"emerges from time portal* Oh harooo my name is Hochi, i was born in Berlin in 1920, and recently joined Germany's special organization, the SS, and recently have undergone cyborg modifications and japanification. Let us make with the sex, mach schnell, Motto hayaku! *Robo-Japanese bulge gets harder*

Can we have a thread for training women how to be good live-in maids?

hello there cutiepie *non chalantly unzip pants*

♥21 and Single White Male...♥​

-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled -Entertaining-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative *He's lonely

---

...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION​

*18-21 years of age *Does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle

---

If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!​

-And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)Have a nice day

oh wow o///o
*whips out gigantic horsecock*

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

Wtf....

 

[spacko]

The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it's a JO crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while jerking it with a bud thats how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time.