💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%

  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,031 77.8%

  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%
  • Total voters
    1,326
Evan Kor said:
I've noticed a trend with lolcows that their lives tend to nosedive after they get one of their kids aborted or try to get someone else's kid aborted. Its like their subconscious decides to punish them or its divine retribution. Look at the list: CRP(with his mistress), this Elijah loser, Ethan Ralph(with the mexican girl or Pantsu's second kid), Rackets(with the stripper at that resort), that obese bitch, Peetz, and so on. Hell, this happens if you look at people you know IRL.
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They are fucked up people. Whether or not they get an abortion. Doesn't change that.
Preacher ✝ said:
Well it is known that abortion is not only an act of murder but also a satanic ritual sacrifice. It is a complete and total perversion of the relationship between mother and child. Rightfully the mother should selflessly sacrifice anything for the sake of the child, but in an abortion the mother selfishly sacrifices the child for her own sake.
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Lol
 
James Brown said:
How does Milo fucking have this lol? Those poor kids...why do people who feel this way about each other reproduce.
She had to have been planning this divorce for a while and faghagged out on Milo.
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He is personalable. Degenerates love talking about their proclivities. I know lots of peoples weird porn fetishes at the bar I go to because they get drunk and want to talk about whatever weird shit they are into because I’m a personable guy, I’m just not a catty gay man.
 
4090 Chad said:
What’s insane to think about is Ralph ragepigged outside of the Blaze while Elijah interviewed Nick fucking Rekieta. Everyone from that incident has self immolated so unbelievably hard :story:
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Run from it, Sonichu arrives all the same.
 
Hearing the recording, that's exactly the way the ego works on people like Schaefer, he's just using the same boring insults over and over, egging a response from her. I don't get a sense she's editing her side out, she's just ignoring him, which is why he's stunlocked and just keeps calling her a fucking bitch. You see it with people like Hasan too, they thought they had one good argument, it's essentially rejected by the other person, so they repeat and go meaner trying to elicit some response.
 
Nana_Feeder said:
Sydney had been posturing herself for Hambly for years before she left his company. One of the reasons Hambly got involved in the Jack Murphy dogpile was to defend Watson's honor. If they're still out there, go watch Jer's Jack Murphy videos; Quartering and Watson position themselves as close friends. He was thirsty and she leaned into Quartering's clout.

I believe Sydney Watson when she says Elijah et al harassed her. At the same time, I have no doubt whatsoever that she hiked her skirt up for Jeremy at every opportunity. Jeremy no doubt harassed her too, but she didn't go into that situation blind.
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I highly doubt she was lifting her skirt for him. Jeremy is just too desperate to the point he's clingy. It's common to also call conservative women whores when, out of all of them, Sydney doesn't broadcast her relationships. If she ends up having mixed race children like Lauren Southern, then I'll change my mind. She is the one Vaush didn't believe got raped because her rapists were Muslim, remember.
Evan Kor said:
noticed a trend with lolcows that their lives tend to nosedive after they get one of their kids aborted or try to get someone else's kid aborted.
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I've also noticed a trend where conservative influencers will say they're pro life on the one hand while being a degenerate on the other. He clearly didn't stand by his beliefs when he told Sarah to get an abortion (allegedly), and she didn't either - well, unless you consider this. Elijah is a bisexual man who roped a traditional woman in without revealing the truth, putting her at risk of an STD and infecting their child. Sure, you can marry bisexuals, but they need to be honest. David Bowie was bisexual and was married to Iman until his death, and he was open about his sexuality.
 
Not a new PG-to-Featured By Dear Feeder Any% WR, but an impressive and hard-to-beat time nonetheless. Excellent work, OP.
 
mandatorylurk said:
Hearing the recording, that's exactly the way the ego works on people like Schaefer, he's just using the same boring insults over and over, egging a response from her. I don't get a sense she's editing her side out, she's just ignoring him, which is why he's stunlocked and just keeps calling her a fucking bitch. You see it with people like Hasan too, they thought they had one good argument, it's essentially rejected by the other person, so they repeat and go meaner trying to elicit some response.
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That's a classic Gray Rock strategy for dealing with BPD/NPD tantrums, particularly during an ugly divorce from one. This is a pretty good example of Gray Rocking in action; she handled it like a pro. All Hail Gray Rock:

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Ethan Ralph gave up the last of the ligaments in his knee in a blood sacrifice to epically own one of his haters one last time
 
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He really should drop the trad facade and embrace his villainous bad boy side like Rekieta (with the flamboyant thrift store suits and sunglasses indoors and all)

This is just pathetic AND boring.
 
Elijah Schaffer Raped me at a CPAC convention in 2023. He said it was to get his mind off of what mossad was going to do Charlie. I haven’t told anyone but this is my story
 
Evan Kor said:
I've noticed a trend with lolcows that their lives tend to nosedive after they get one of their kids aborted or try to get someone else's kid aborted. Its like their subconscious decides to punish them or its divine retribution. Look at the list: CRP(with his mistress), this Elijah loser, Ethan Ralph(with the mexican girl or Pantsu's second kid), Rackets(with the stripper at that resort), that obese bitch, Peetz, and so on. Hell, this happens if you look at people you know IRL.

Its an obvious trend but troons will flip out if you bring it up.
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Counterargument: Andy Warski.
 
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Translation: "Everything is true and there's even worse yet to be revealed. I did a lot of 'questionable' stuff because it made me feel important and wanted and my only regret is that I got caught, but if I make enough vaguely regretful noises, maybe you'll be fooled by this and other apologies I make in the future."

After this forgettable influencer goes the way of other influencers who have come and gone, in a few years she'll make appearances, relating her experiences via a tell-all exposé to some outlet like the NY Times about how she was used, abused and brainwashed by the "Alt-Right" or whatever the scare phrase of the moment is, complete with photos of her looking distraught and (more) haggard, perhaps one of her with her head turned to the side to look pensively out of a window while she has her arms folded.
 
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