💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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Charlie Delicious said:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LV4lQWGPRgE
My wife and I were discussing how AI made a social media platform and a new language so we can't see or understand what they're planning.

This man's stupidity is amazing
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I'd have a more fruitful conversation about the dangers of AI with my neighbor's teacup poodle.

"AI chat bots created a language humans can't read"
He is likely referring to the facebook story about those two bots Bob and Alice.

"how much writing on the wall do you need...to figure out the progression of AI, the dangers of AI? ...we continue to feast on the AI drug"
How many strokes do you need to figure out the progression of your own decline? The dangers of self-medicating your miserable existence with MEATZ AND CHEEZE?
It's a weird analogy by the way. People that rely on AI to put out sloptent probably aren't chipping night and day for AI tools. They're just in it for easy visibility and - ultimately - money. No one's tossing and turning each night thinking 'come back, grok! come baaaaack!'

"I use AI as a tool"
Tool? You use AI for everything. There isn't a single thing you could projectile shart onto the internet without AI holding your hand and spreading your cheeks. 'It's not a drug for me, it's a tool!' 'I don't have a heroin problem, I can quit whenever I want! I just like to party!'

I would love to have seen that conversation between Hammy and the Hambeastie Boy. I imagine it went down something like, Jack limply scrolling through social media, with a gormless, stroke-jawed expression, regaling his meal ticket wife with stories about how AI gud/AI bad. Tammy says "damn that's crazy... uh-huh? ...wow" all the while never lifting her eyes up from her own phone, too busy dropping heart-eyes emojis on Jim's dick pics in her DMs as her triple donkey of a husband gurgles about idk Kirk's murderer or messicans raping ICE agents' daughters or some shit.

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Jack uploads these morning movements at best once a week. Does that imply he only shits once a week? No wonder he's so bloated! Get some fiber.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Jack being out of touch with music is why he didn't keep his DJ job
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He's just a fucking boomer. I ask my parents who Bad Bunny is they'll say, "who"? It just means they're not the ones listening to his music. Fatty honestly still believes he's got his finger on the pulse of popular entertainment.

Charlie Delicious said:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LV4lQWGPRgE
My wife and I were discussing how AI made a social media platform and a new language so we can't see or understand what they're planning.

This man's stupidity is amazing
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Jesus he's retarded. Gibberlink, or the "language of AI", has been around for a long time. When I upgraded my Android phone years ago there was an app for that that literally had both phones "speak" to each other and transfer all my information, contacts and whatever between them so I didn't have to do anything but tap a few things. Hell if you're old enough to remember this sound:


That's the same idea. It was two computers "talking" to each other to get onto the same page allowing you to connect. And "Moltbook" is not "AI only". Humans can interact there as seen here:


Fatty's knowledge of tech, AI or anything technical could literally fit on the head of a pin.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
He's just a fucking boomer. I ask my parents who Bad Bunny is they'll say, "who"? It just means they're not the ones listening to his music. Fatty honestly still believes he's got his finger on the pulse of popular entertainment.


Jesus he's retarded. Gibberlink, or the "language of AI", has been around for a long time. When I upgraded my Android phone years ago there was an app for that that literally had both phones "speak" to each other and transfer all my information, contacts and whatever between them so I didn't have to do anything but tap a few things. Hell if you're old enough to remember this sound:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vvr9AMWEU-c
That's the same idea. It was two computers "talking" to each other to get onto the same page allowing you to connect. And "Moltbook" is not "AI only". Humans can interact there as seen here:


Fatty's knowledge of tech, AI or anything technical could literally fit on the head of a pin.
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Yep, technically every time you go to a website your computer and the server are "talking" to each other like that
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Fatty's knowledge of tech, AI or anything technical could literally fit on the head of a pin.
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"There's Plenty of Room in Jack's bottom: "Why can't we write the entire 24 volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica Fatty's tech knowledge on the head of a pin?" ~ Richard Feynman, 1959.

Falcon Sebben said:
Hell if you're old enough to remember this sound:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vvr9AMWEU-c
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"I'm trying to make a phone call, get off the compaq sex box!!!"
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Jack makes premiere AI slop

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Late, but was Jack ever this kind of DJ?

I thought Jack was the radio kind of DJ who fades things in/out and announces songs at most (and got fired for not following a playlist).

The kind of DJ where you physically remember where riffs are on records and hands-on scoot them back and forth while someone raps is a whole different thing. Right?

I don't know the DJ ecosystem but I guess I assumed the "scratcher" kind of rap DJs would be annoyed if you mistook them for a radio DJ, and maybe vice versa. Except apparently not Jack. On thinking further, my mental model owes a lot to rodeo clowns vs party clowns as depicted in the classic documentary Shakes the Clown.

Someone who is good at hip-hop please explain. Occam's Razor is that Jack is stupid and has extreme visual deficits, I guess.
 
Youtube "KACC SEO Video Testimonial" -10yrs ago, (143 views, 0 comments)

Doing promo for OurChurch.com which apparently does SEO for church websites
article (archive) Jack Scalfani case study where he had this to say:
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archive - misc testimonials, a few jack quotes

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I'm so glad master of everything Jack can chime in on AI.

How do you guys all keep following him? I don't find much humor left he's just a dying gay with growing fantasy of anyone not hating him.
 
Steak Tartare said:
Youtube "KACC SEO Video Testimonial" -10yrs ago, (143 views, 0 comments)
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Doing promo for OurChurch.com which apparently does SEO for church websites
article (archive) Jack Scalfani case study where he had this to say:
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archive - misc testimonials, a few jack quotes

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Ah, SEO. This must be from like the mid to late 2000s, right?
>10 years ago
......oh dear.
>140 views
That Church-based SEO is already paying for itself, isn't it.
 
Bassomatic said:
How do you guys all keep following him? I don't find much humor left he's just a dying gay with growing fantasy of anyone not hating him.
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Fatty is just one of those constants in life. Him being there makes the world make a little more sense and gives us a wonderful example of what NOT to do.
 
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