So, not the typical fare for this thread, but I found it funny:
http://kawiku.deviantart.com/journal/MYO-Nekoi-Contest-456816366
This artist "created" a species of the classic "catfish", a mermaid cat, and is staking some kind of claim over it because it's super unique and different from the joke that's been made since probably the middle ages. She says it's a "closed species", and no one else can draw it. Now she's having a contest for other people to draw the species. The top winners get the ultimate honour of getting to keep the drawings/creatures they themselves made, aren't they lucky? The losers, however, have the option to buy the right to continue to post the thing that they themselves made for the low, low price of $10 or equivalent in DTard points.
Either the site is more retarded than I thought or the artist is just removing everyone calling out this kind of catshit insanity.