Olive Garden cook commits suicide after dunking head into searing hot deep fryer: cops

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An Olive Garden cook has died after he dunked his own head into a searing hot deep fryer — as his co-workers frantically tried to thwart his gruesome suicide, authorities said.

The employee, who hasn’t been identified, stripped his clothes off and thrust his face into the fryer at the chain’s restaurant in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, last Friday afternoon, the Smoking Gun reported.

“A male victim went head first into the fryers,” dispatchers could be heard saying in grim 911 audio.

“I don’t have a lot of details, lot of people screaming, some kind of a burn victim,” another operator could be heard saying.

The cook was rushed a nearby hospital to be treated for his severe burns, but he later died from his injuries, authorities said.

A female employee suffered minor burns after she and several other workers tried to stop the cook from injuring himself even further.

At least one customer also tried to intervene.

Both Olive Garden and authorities refused to release any details about the ordeal, only describing it as a “suicide attempt.”

The restaurant shut down for several days in the wake of the incident but has since reopened.
 
Of all the ways to kill yourself, what kinda retard goes for the deep fryer? I bet this retard was in agony for hours.
 
What does OG even deep fry? I was under the impression they were one of those microwave/boil-in-bag exclusive slop shops.
 
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE BURNT FLESH IN MY FUCKING MOZZARELLA STICKS! GET ME THE MANAGER NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
 
What does OG even deep fry? I was under the impression they were one of those microwave/boil-in-bag exclusive slop shops.
Chicken Parmesan is breaded, deep fried chicken slabs that are covered in sauce and cheese and then thrown in the oven.

And mozzarella sticks. Those are deep fried.
 
"Hey man. Bad news from corporate. We're downsizing and we have to let you go. You have to finish up your shift and leave."

"Nah. Bet you I don't."

<fries self>
 
Mushrooms I bet, stripping naked during your shift, THEN frying is quite the two-part plan. This guy had one foot each in different dimensions.
 
What does OG even deep fry? I was under the impression they were one of those microwave/boil-in-bag exclusive slop shops.

Those places have fryers too but I think that's probably about it for equip, probably a picture of a fryer on some of the frozen bags of goyslop, picture of a microwave on other frozen bags of goyslop.
 
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