I was too distracted by it having 'quim' as part of its surname.
I thought it was only me! lol
This is why squatters are so annoying and hard to deal with in places with strong renter protections.
Yes, typically. Depending on the state, of course. Some states, like California, have such stringent pro-tenant laws that it can take months to evict them. Meanwhile they can (and do) absolutely destroy your home and you won’t always be able to get the damages paid for.
20k doesn’t get you a property zoned in a whore house district. Once Shitlips has that in his hands, he’ll need to figure out how to legally force someone to sell him their whore house… then figure out how to legally force whores to work for him… he deserves to fail.
Yes, this kind of thing can happen but usually it doesn't trigger for 30 days - otherwise you could rent a hotel room and never leave.
This has actually become a huge problem in renter tennent friendly places like NYC. Where property owners have been locked out of their homes or rental properties for over a year fighting Secondhand Air BNB Squatters. Some States have started to stomp down on it hard. I believe Georgia just instituted a law allowing pretty much immediate removal for things like that. The Courts are finally starting to develop the caselaw and laws are finally starting to be put in place to end or greatly reduce the fuckery. But it's still a complete horror show in many ways for the property owners. Therer have been a lot of surprised property owners that have found their property listed on AirBNB without their permission and professional squatters shitting up the place.
Maybe if you're in California. Nevada is not that place where you would end up in that situation. Las Vegas specifically, even less so. Let's just say that for certain reasons, there are a lot of renters who end up unable to pay their rents in that particular city. The eviction pipeline is relatively swift there.
Morbius isn't really the free ticket he thinks it is. The ADA, as poorly as it has been implemented, doesn't really protect slobbering, drooling idiots. This is why the wheelchair chasers typically use exactly that, rolling around gimps in wheelchairs to farm ADA violation suits. The law was actually partly intended to do exactly this, to encourage businesses to have REASONABLE accommodations for people with disabilities. You'd have a hard time finding businesses inaccessible to people in wheelchairs these days that weren't grandfathered in because they existed before the law (think some third floor walk-up store).
That's something that I've been trying to figure out, too- what disability does he have that prevents him from living a (mostly) normal life or having almost any job? The only three jobs that I think he couldn't do is 'balloon animal artist', 'professional whistler', and 'professional cocksucker'.
Yeeah, ignoring the fact that he's been a spectacular fuck up and failure at every one of his ventures, his CV boasts an impressive pedigree of patriotic American entrepreneurship. Talent shows. Dance offs. A degree of some kind. Multiple attempts to start a business empire, however rancid and unpalatable each one has been. A certified legal beagle running multiple lawsuits at once all on his own.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
Frances Farmer.
