💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
It was a rivalry, not a constant bashing but more like an inverse Tom and Jerry sort of thing. Raxx felt they were competitors, they were on the same level.

John's content is too high-quality of production for him to even compare, while William and Southern just stomp on him (rightfully so) without the cat-and-mouse dynamic. As stupid as he is, I think Cyraxx realizes some of that is impossible to actually compete with. His Viking-Ninja blood craves the illusion of fair combat, VITCH. Marty fitted that niche. That concludes this lesson in goblin psychology.
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I wonder if the ShadowKai arc would've lasted a little longer if John John and WGH had launched their own Pokemon ripoff instead of stealing Cyraxx's. Some of the best MBM trolls were as simple as Cyraxx latching onto a new identity and declaring that he's the best at it, then Marty appearing to insist that HE was actually the best.

(The time they got distracted from arguing about the 3/3 beat-down and started having a scream-off is still one of my fave Marty vs Cyraxx moments. That was my fave kind of absurdity.)

Does Cyraxx even DO anything these days that could attract a worthy rival? (Other than his well researched and articulate political takes, but LOTT seems to have that covered.)
 
Cassandra is 30 years old, smokes pot all day everyday and, lives with her mom. She watched chance wilkins jerk off for a month for the good of the cryaxx troll community and not to get s couple thousand followers to her crayxx commentary youtube account.
 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
At this point he knows deep down there sting operations and just plays along so he can have something to jerk off too.
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No, he's really dumb enough to keep falling for it. Chance might be wary for a second or two, but as soon as he thinks it's safe or his goblin urges kick in he goes for it. He's just that dumb.
 
WellGee said:
Morty put me in timeout for asking Cassandra simple questions
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oh nice, she's at the point in her rocket ship of a career she's doing the circuit of nobody faggot talk shows to help her exposure? good on her!
anliteralidiot said:
what is the double-down for Cyraxx...
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well, he's popped up on camera at least half a dozen times now with a greasy plate of burnt sausages with peas and mashed potatoes. its the only shit i can remember seeing him eat besides random cans of slop throughout the years. my money is on that
 
sneaky jim said:
I wonder if the ShadowKai arc would've lasted a little longer if John John and WGH had launched their own Pokemon ripoff instead of stealing Cyraxx's. Some of the best MBM trolls were as simple as Cyraxx latching onto a new identity and declaring that he's the best at it, then Marty appearing to insist that HE was actually the best.
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Marty seemed like he was the only one that was interested in making Chance do funny things.
The rest of his core trolls just want to torture him (With the possible exception of CIAhole who has been buddytroll in chief for years).
 
ASeabear8952 said:
-Why did KFC take away the double down?
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I once watched Cobes loop over TacoBell for literally 2 hours.
God, I fuckin miss him :(
anliteralidiot said:
what is the double-down for Cyraxx...
like, we've all got that one food that got discontinued, and we're searching for ways to recreate it...
But does Cyraxx have that?
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Just realizing it, but I guess Raxx is one of those rare cows that's too poor and destitute to get fast food slop.
I'm pretty sure they live off of a diet of off-brand frozen shit, bagged chips, and canned food.

I also don't think the Wilkin's have ever been interested in anything other than the most popular slop like Dorito's, and I've never seen Raxx with anything crazier than the purple bag, so I don't know if he's ever experienced loss like the rest of us lmfao.
 
the real question is
Will this give us more goblin to laugh at
I sure hope so because I’m bored and I want more stuff to laugh at
 
It's tragic that there's probably no way to engage in him in a rivalry about who is the better outdoorsman/survivalist/prepper/whatever that was, because I'd like to see him come up with more junk drawer gadgets for us to marvel at. Just the idea of Cyraxx going into the woods around Summit Lake like he used to and trying to demonstrate how to start a fire or pitch a tent (no pun intended) tickles me.
 
WellGee said:
Morty put me in timeout for asking Cassandra simple questions about why its worth it to flirt with a scabby goblin. You're a simp bro @AntiMatterMortyhe/him pronoun faggot
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I'm watching the interview and Morty is blowing her ego so god damn much

Just get to the interview, the guy's treating her like she saved a whole family from a house fire rather than interact with some retardade pedophilic goblin
 
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