Who would win question

[AnOminous]

Who would win in a fight? Johnny Cash or an ostrich?

 

[Gog & Magog]

Ostrich. They're big.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Johnny Cash is too cool to lose to a flightless bird

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Depending on if he's base cash, the Manhattan flash cash or the chicken in black.

 

[souschef]

Johnny Cash is too cool to lose to a flightless bird

Yeah, fight a Casowary then, i dare you

Better be... caso wary of them...

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Yeah, fight a Casowary then, i dare you

Better be... caso wary of them...

Booooooo

 

[souschef]

 

[Le b0wski]

Alive Johnny Cash or dead Johnny Cash?

 

[AnOminous]

This was a trick question. Johnny Cash actually DID get into a fight with an ostrich and lost.

https://dangerousminds.net/music/day-johnny-cash-was-nearly-killed-by-an-ostrich/

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

This was a trick question. Johnny Cash actually DID get into a fight with an ostrich and lost.

https://dangerousminds.net/music/day-johnny-cash-was-nearly-killed-by-an-ostrich/

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.