DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
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Is he talking about it being added to his Steam automatically, like fucking every other person with Steam?
I remember him bragging about being "invited" to the closed beta of some game like he was finally recognized as the Elder Statesman of Gaming like he imagines himself to be when almost anyone who applied to the beta got a key. I wanna say that it was Nioh 2's closed alpha because it was one of the few games that I applied to get a key and quite literally anyone I know who played the first Nioh and applied to the closed alpha of Nioh 2 got a key for it.
 
I remember him bragging about being "invited" to the closed beta of some game like he was finally recognized as the Elder Statesman of Gaming like he imagines himself to be
Well even recently we got that multi-day rant about "not being able" to play that fighting game beta later last year because it was on his precious day off. He's a busy adult, he has things to do! But he did get to watch multiple hours of other streamers play it, wasn't to busy for that. I remember in that rant it seemed like he really felt like Sony was missing out and should've personally contacted him to see if he was gonna be free. Bro you stream to 100 people ain't no one care what you think or if you play it at all.

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Idk anything about Deadlock, but I bet if this character was buffer, manlier and a nigger, he'd love it. Idk, something about the design I think he'd be into....
 
I like how Phil took the Epstein list comment as a groan about class rather than the West being run by satanic pedophiles, he really is an alien
Kinda crazy to hear a dude who makes over 100k a year without leaving his gated community home talk about how everyone is actually doing okay lol

the destruction of or culture and society and erasure of the white race.
Of all the things to get brought up in the DSP section of this site I didn’t expect this lmao. No shit DSP doesn’t care about any of this, the closest thing he has to culture is him larping as an Italian through his moms shitty sauce, and go back a little in time Italians didn’t even get put in the white race class
 
Uh oh, Phil is going viral again on Reddit. Khet's definitely crying downstairs, d00d!!

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The comments don't make any sense, guys! I thought everyone liked Phil, now! These clips are clearly just out of context, even Asmon understand he needs to beg constantly!

Archive of r/LSF casting the bait:
https://archive.fo/t4JRS

Bait devoured:
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Our liege hath issued his ROYAL RESPONSE to trending on r/LivestreamFails today!
New r/LSF thread celebrating the catch of the day:
43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral.

https://archive.ph/x2TZH
 
The Welcome Home meme sends me every single fucking time.

I had an embarrassing IRL incident playing card games because this;
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NGL, I actually cried laughing. My mate is a fellow school shooter like all of us here.

That pre-stream easily top 10, calling all detractors school shooters is just funny as fuck, going to listen to ALT's coverage of it this afternoon because Meerkat's was hilarious.

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Phil, as he has aged looks more progressively rapey, it is fitting as Panda was probably 17. It's just a really strange thing to lean into.
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By God it's Kat!
 
Of all the things to get brought up in the DSP section of this site I didn’t expect this lmao
I don't talk about it unless YOU GUYS bring it up. I don't even wanna talk about it! What do I mean by that? Well, sometimes you have to address the trolls trying do destroy the West and the White race. Sometimes I ignore it, but then they still win, so sometimes I gotta take them to task do you know what I'm saying? SNORT
 
I like how Phil took the Epstein list comment as a groan about class rather than the West being run by satanic pedophiles, he really is an alien
It's even worse than that... That retard was saying "it's okay as long as they let me use doordash and have a comfy life".

It's not surprising he's okay with the elites raping children given his take on the age of consent and how old was pandalee when they met.

I'd love to see him do a geopolitical analysis of what's happening in the middle east. While making it all about himself.
(Of course with how greedy he is, he'd identify with Israel)
 
(Of course with how greedy he is, he'd identify with Israel)
Uh, debunked mister detractor! Phil is clearly the hamas freedom fighters with no money whose resources(money) get deferred by outside sources to other places(Restreamers)! Phil is out here clocking in to fight the good fight against the evil rich(but also broke) detractors and their trollish ways! Ya get it?
 
I like how the people in this thread always come up with such amazing political and current event topics PP Burnell could have rambled about on DSPolitics to expose his smooth ginbrain, but when we actually had DSPolitics all we got was him talking about a fucking local food pantry and then he canned it.
 
I'm excited about impending DSPHistory. Can a dent give him $2 to share more on this future endeavor?
"Back in the day when I worked at the helicopter company people still valued real work. I was always the last to leave and I worked overtime in my khando (conveniently forgets he came in late, most likely hung over and waddled around the office most of the day)
 
"Henry Epstein" has wormed it's way into my brain. I called him by that name earlier around work folks and was met with a round of baffled expressions and sniggering.

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This reference is probably too obscure, but to me it looks like Phil said, "Give me the Peaky Blinders style" and that was the best they could do with what hair he has left.
I mean, if there was ever anyone who had a cap full of razor blades to the face coming to him…
 
So I noticed something while I was watching Meerkhets's Swaycast from yesterday, he goes to Dave's Youtube page and I noticed a link at the top that I am sure isn't new but I thought it was his merch shop (which has long been dead) because I had no idea what Carrd was. I looked at it, first off it looks like he is using the free version (good job, Dave!) and it's the most useless thing.

He has links at the top for stupid shit and I would say the links to his dead Youtube channels should be the three buttons instead of buttons professing his "accolades" but they don't fucking go anywhere. Or just make one of the go-nowhere buttons link to your Paypal, just make it obvious what you want. He still has the link to his merch shop, which goes to some Chinese credit scam or some shit and a link to Throne. When the fuck did he put up a wishlist for Throne?

Please, give me them clocks if I am late on noticing this.


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"Made by Carrd" branding in the corner means it's the free plan.
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Looks like 3 pet things. I guess none of the dents care about this.
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At least update your fucking Carrd page, Dave. You professional lazy sack of shit.

Edit: Link added to Carrd page in spoiler.
 
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