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- Dec 16, 2019
It’s impossible to be within 21 feet of Rick’s center of mass without being literally inside his skin.Rick could absolutely win every knife fight in this range. according to him, anyway.
He’s fat.
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It’s impossible to be within 21 feet of Rick’s center of mass without being literally inside his skin.Rick could absolutely win every knife fight in this range. according to him, anyway.
Two to three times what distance? I don't get it.21 feet is the rule of thumb for how far away you need to be to draw your gun, aim, and out two rounds into an attacker who is running at you with a knife. It got picked up by Dunning-Krueger gun owners who think this is all you need to not get killed. The issue is 21 feet is the minimum distance to effectively defend yourself, and this is greatly influenced by your ability to actually draw your gun: something Fatrick was demonstrably poor at even before his beer gut completely overtook his waistline. Granted, part of what disqualifies it as a focus is the fact most armed conflicts are at two-to-three times the distance, which Fatrick should also be practicing at (but based on his spread here he’d be lucky to hit in the right zip code). It’s yet another example of Fatrick’s half-understanding of a subject to add to the pile.
obvious fake.
I have absolutely no idea what a Death Note is. Can you give me an example?Can someone photoshop this to have him holding a Death Note? I offer a 'winner' stickerView attachment 8515125
I totally see where you're coming from, but that image was in response to his theorized murder of that dude. Hence the colored threads in the package and the special, one-time only "Free Range" packaging. While supplies last!obvious fake.
pat doesn't do "free range", he keeps his livestock chained in his basement at all times
Tranime? Sorry buddy, that's going to be a hard no from me.
Can someone photoshop this to have him holding a Death Note? I offer a 'winner' stickerView attachment 8515125
"Dan Mullen drowned in a sink
It finally dawned on me why his rival is named Light. A great contrast to Pat himself, who is quite Heavy, you see.
"This is not the country I agreed to"
Patamorphosis.he mutates into a fat, pig-like manthing
He really does have that placid special needs look when he smiles. Eyes vacant, but unlike in a Mr. Beast style stareCan someone photoshop this to have him holding a Death Note? I offer a 'winner' stickerView attachment 8515125
This is great, but why'd you make him skinnier?
Did Mama Raven think of this smile when she... convinced the principal to let Pat graduate