DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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His whole experiment with trying other games and doing one off nights has failed. Every game he picks is boring and he's still playing demos in the year 2026. Didn't play SCP cause he can't figure out how to download it. Didn't play Iron Lung cause of jealousy. Why save all these good indies and play the shit ones first? He is awful at building up hype and does everything opposite than wonders why he can't get a following that doesn't consist of haters. Not to mention he is extremely late to everything, bragging at the end of the stream about being "invited" to Deadlock when that shit's been around for nearly 2 years now.
 
A Piece of Coal said:
This copecast is incredible. The lesbian haircut meme has crushed the PigNigger fucking hard.
“A lesbian haircut is good because it’s women trying to be manly. Therefore you are telling me I have a manly haircut”…
FUCKING WHAT
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Punished Derich said:
I like how Phil took the Epstein list comment as a groan about class rather than the West being run by satanic pedophiles, he really is an alien
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There are tens of thousands of troon, Ukraine and Palestine flag accounts on twitter having the same take, along with claiming that Henry Epstein invented racism in 2011, so it's not a uniquely Phail take.

shekelshoah666 said:
1000 insanely based indie games out there that have insane gameplay and story but 90% of the indie games he plays are horror walking sim nontent that have less than an hour of actual content.

All of that talk of finally being able to play indie games and see what all of the fuss is about and this is what he does
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What's funnier is that he has decades of indie games he's never played at his fingertips, so he can go back to the ones that stood the test of time and are genuinely great games and skip all the chaff. He quite literally can't do anything right.
 
Kagome Higurashi said:
"invited" to Deadlock when that shit's been around for nearly 2 years now.
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Has this dude ever played a MOBA? I already see chat hand holding him on how to play what to buy, how to farm souls, especially with him missing all the buffs from that slot machine. I honestly think he’s just going to play the 4v4 street brawl mode and only touch the main game mode once.
 
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Lesbian haircut doing some insane work on DSP man. Way to let everyone know that even the most basic level 1 insults get to you bad.

Keep in mind DSP could've stopped that specific name or similar ones from popping up while still keeping the money but he refuses to do so. He could easily just have a sub notification in the bottom corner of his stream like 99% of other streams that no one notices unless the streamer brings the name up but nope it has to be full screen with animation + sound.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
It is to you or anyone else's credit to see a segment like today's and want to feel some kind of pity for Phil. I had a similar moment where it kind of hit me, listening today - this man really does, truly, have the mind of a child, in many ways. It's enough to almost make you feel bad for visiting Kiwi Farms dot ess tee and call him a fat faggot with bitch-tits, like you're bullying a disabled adult man.
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I see Phil as like a child on the cusp of becoming an adult. He knows enough about it that he can play-act being a grown-up for the dents, and it almost seems like with enough encouragement, he could finally make that leap into maturity and stop being a lahlcow. But the fundamental difference between Phil and an actual child is that a child has potential, and the play-acting is a means of them learning and growing into the real deal. Phil's not trying to grow, he's developmentally stunted, and there's nothing anyone can do for him. He will forever be stuck pretending to live a chill, meaningful life until his failure to complete increasingly trivial tasks eats away at his sanity.
 
Kagome Higurashi said:
Not to mention he is extremely late to everything, bragging at the end of the stream about being "invited" to Deadlock when that shit's been around for nearly 2 years now.
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Seeing him play deadlock like it was an overwatch clone with MOBA mechanics would be so funny (in reality it's the opposite)

I can already see him pick the buff character "Abrams" and yell at the switf woman character "Haze" how she's constantly killing him.

I doubt he'll play it though as it requires good aiming and good knowledge of MOBA tactics
 
Telling someone that they look like a woman trying to emulate a man is actually a compliment. It shows that the guy is truly masculine, like the ones from this OG website: https://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com.

When someone says that a woman looks like a tranny, what people really mean is that she is so feminine and delicate that she looks like a guy trying to pass as a girl.

Edit: Just watched yesterday's Copecast and the MF thought that this was such a good comeback that it warranted an insane 40-minute response LMAO.
 
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idk why phil is so afraid of just buzzing his head, he used to do that all the time back when he looked like a fat little goblin. (he still looks like one, just an old skinnyfat goblin with a shitty goutee)
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
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Our liege hath issued his ROYAL RESPONSE to trending on r/LivestreamFails today!
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Okay, so people who hate Phil are retarded, people on Reddit are retarded (actually has a point there), people on the farms, people who beat him in SF6, people who design games where he loses, people who beat him in BO7, all retards. But Phil and anyone that likes him and gives him ass pats, handholding and/or money, those people are not retarded. Huh.
 
The Welcome Home meme sends me every single fucking time.

I had an embarrassing IRL incident playing card games because this;
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NGL, I actually cried laughing. My mate is a fellow school shooter like all of us here.

That pre-stream easily top 10, calling all detractors school shooters is just funny as fuck, going to listen to ALT's coverage of it this afternoon because Meerkat's was hilarious.

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Phil, as he has aged looks more progressively rapey, it is fitting as Panda was probably 17. It's just a really strange thing to lean into.
 
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