DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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How the fuck was this ban explorer thing (https://www.detractors.win/bans) not invented before.

This shit is penultimate as fuck. It really is. You know he reads every single one of these and it's what actually triggers a lot of his angry old man rants.

This is even more than penultimate. I'm going to call it pénultième - that's French for penultimate. It's way more cultured and shit nigga.
The ban tracker + Phil's feature length rant about troll messages in his chats is going to lead to a lot more people just messaging him to get banned. Like his rant today has clearly done more harm than good, as it usually does.
We can only hope that this puts more visibility on how you don't need to superchat Phil to get him to read your shitpost. Phil reads it all and you do not have to pay him.
You really don't have to say anything to get banned. I can say for a fact he has banned complimenting his opponent in SF6 and even banned on follow on Kick.
 
I had the day off today so I got to watch that cope session as it happened with a lovely mug of piping hot coffee and I have to say that was the most fucking entertaining thing I've seen this week.

Forty-five minutes of a guy telling me how much the trolls don't bother him while he's listing how they bother him. Chef's Kiss.
 
I’ve been watching TIHYDP of Nioh 1 while I wait for 3, and the difference in his appearance between then and now is crazy. This guy has aged 20 years in 7.
 
I'm not gonna lie, the daily detractor cope segment is getting kinda sad. he genuinely just needs to move on. if he restrained himself from having daily autistic meltdowns and just played games, the trolls would get bored, the thread would slow down, and he could have peaceful chill streams with his 6-7 retards like he's always wanted.

also he's pretty based for crying about "crash outs," that's gay nigger slang and I'm tired of hearing it.
 
The crashout this afternoon was an all-timer. Man that was gold. Don't worry, Phil, I know you've been trying for like 20 years but I'm sure THIS is the rant that will convince the detractors that you're right and totally not a pathetic eBegging faggot! You got 'em on the ropes, King, keep going!!!

Also I think Phil is right, we should be nicer when we criticize him. I mean plenty of people have told him plenty of times in nice ways what he's doing wrong and how he can improve but I really think this time he means it. Think about how nice he was about LTG's setup, let's bring that energy when we make fun of Phil so he can actually make some positive changes! Alright enough joking around, the absolute nerve to expect people on the internet to not only tell you what you're doing wrong, but to also be nice about it. You should be kissing the ground walked on by anyone that takes time out of their day to give a pathetic faggot like you any kind of advice in any form whatsoever. No one owes you shit, and they certainly don't owe you advice on how to better YOUR LIFE. Forty three years old, holy shit man how can someone be this useless????
 
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I'm not gonna lie, the daily detractor cope segment is getting kinda sad.

It is to you or anyone else's credit to see a segment like today's and want to feel some kind of pity for Phil. I had a similar moment where it kind of hit me, listening today - this man really does, truly, have the mind of a child, in many ways. It's enough to almost make you feel bad for visiting Kiwi Farms dot ess tee and call him a fat faggot with bitch-tits, like you're bullying a disabled adult man.

But it's important for any of us, fellow tracktors, to remember that sympathy and pity are wasted on the pigroach. For a malignant narcissist like him, those things are only ever a weapon for him to exploit. He has had countless chances to improve. This very forum, as much as he hates it, has even given much of the best advice he could have acted on, like what you typed in your post! And here we are, all these years later. He has no one to blame but himself. He deserves the hell he has created for himself.

As Meerkat likes to say, the only way to treat a roach like him is to step on him. And laugh at him.
 
This freakout over the haircut has to be because Kat cut it, and then clearly "fixed" it the next day because it was noticeably uneven. And he can't admit any of this, along with Kat crying downstairs.

Phil, LET IT GO. Shave it all off.
 
Uh oh, Phil is going viral again on Reddit. Khet's definitely crying downstairs, d00d!!

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The comments don't make any sense, guys! I thought everyone liked Phil, now! These clips are clearly just out of context, even Asmon understand he needs to beg constantly!

 
I like how Phil took the Epstein list comment as a groan about class rather than the West being run by satanic pedophiles, he really is an alien
His views of world events range from toddler to pre-teen, and they are always related back to him in some way. He doesn't care about the j*wish elites running our country, the "Federal" Reserve or how the control of money by foreign interests makes us a golem state, that our leaders are cannibalistic pedophiles that worship Baal, the destruction of or culture and society and erasure of the white race. He cares that they're rich because that somehow means he's getting less money. And I reckon that whole rant was just to skinwalk Asmon and show him what he could have with Phil as a podcast guest.
 
Also I think Phil is right, we should be nicer when we criticize him. I mean plenty of people have told him plenty of times in nice ways what he's doing wrong and how he can improve but I really think this time he means it.
Also don't forget how many times Phil has banned people giving him conductive criticism without any insults, a few have been actual fans that gave him money. Which everyone knows already that his chat is North Korea.
 
I do pity him to an extent, I'm only human.
You're probably a better person than I am. Years of watching an unapologetic and acidic human like Phail burned away whatever pity I may had once felt for him.

He truly is the human version of the scorpion on the frog's back.
 
I do pity him to an extent, I'm only human.
I used to but then I realized this is all theatrics and he's just trying to pull on people's heart strings. That's why I don't watch him at all. And that's not a joke, I used to sometimes go against what most people here were saying at certain times and I guess I was "charitable" towards Phil sometimes.

He's had so many chances to redeem himself but it's abundantly clear from his sustained pattern of behavior over many, many years that he is a genuinely bad person incapable of improving.

Phil will never help another person and he only ever helps himself - from an audience that is frequently legitimately mentally stunted. He lies to his wife, he lies to his fans, he lies to his parents - and what does he do with his money? Is either addicted to stupid mobile games or just buys dumb shit. He's a totally selfish person to an unbelievable extent.

But what about the trolls? Phil sits and antagonizes people either directly or indirectly all day long. He's asking for people to fuck with him as loudly as he can.

The prison he has built for himself is his own doing entirely and there's very good reason he literally has no friends.

Also Phil is gay.
 
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