💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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The Ugly One said:
Thus he has maintained his childlike innocence about libtardism and continues to believe it's full of good-hearted people who just care so much about minorities they're willing to devote their lives to them.
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I only know this dude from the cartoon.

Do I have it right that he spent alot of time being a forever student. and just tweeted so much he wanted to parlay that into being a talking head?

I can tell you that the fastest way to be cured of being a nigger lover is to spend time with niggers.

Also antifa is right if willy just didnt film shit and didnt act like an over sharing clout chaser he would do just fine being an ally
 
Right-wing Twitter anons are making Bluesky accounts and funneling hatethink to Stancil, hoping to convert him to more sensible ways of being. I don't think it will work, but it gives me a chuckle.

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How would Jamal react to the punch? Would he just chuckle and say "It do be like that Mr. Stancil", or would have have stood up for a nigga and capped that bih?

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Opp said:
How would Jamal react to the punch? Would he just chuckle and say "It do be like that Mr. Stancil", or would have have stood up for a nigga and capped that bih?

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In universe? He would gasp with astonishment, then help Will up. Will would then rabidly lunge at his attacker while Jamal attempts to hold him back. Jamal’s tearful pleas would pull Will back from the edge. Will would say something like “You’re right, Jamal, violence isn’t the answer. I need to be a better role model for my beloved black people. Thank you.”
 
Neil said:
These people are such fucking losers, and I hope Will continues to piss them off. Threatening to "reeducate" Stancil as if you aren't 10 times as soy and he even wouldn't be able to kick your ass.
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I'd love to see these leftists try to "reeducate" Will in an actual reeducation camp. Will is unbreakable. They could torture him for days, and Will would still be spitting blood in their faces and screaming "COME AT ME, YA GOOBERS!" Throwing his food rations at the guards yelling "Not in MY neighborhood, pal!" and demanding they bring him pho instead. Drawing Bidenomics economic graphs on the walls of his cell with his own feces.
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
In universe? He would gasp with astonishment, then help Will up. Will would then rabidly lunge at his attacker while Jamal attempts to hold him back. Jamal’s tearful pleas would pull Will back from the edge. Will would say something like “You’re right, Jamal, violence isn’t the answer. I need to be a better role model for my beloved black people. Thank you.”
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it would be like that
 
behindyourightnow said:
I'd love to see these leftists try to "reeducate" Will in an actual reeducation camp. Will is unbreakable. They could torture him for days, and Will would still be spitting blood in their faces and screaming "COME AT ME, YA GOOBERS!" Throwing his food rations at the guards yelling "Not in MY neighbor, pal!" and demanding they bring him pho instead. Drawing Bidenomics economic graphs on the walls of his cell with his own feces.
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You just don’t want to accept the fact that you’re dealing with an expert in Guerrilla Warfare. With a man who’s the best, with guns with knives with his bare hands. A man who’s trained to ignore pain, ignore weather. To live off the land. To eat things that would make a Billy Goat puke. In Vietnam, his job was to dispose of Enemy Personnel. TO KILL, PERIOD!!! Win by attrition, well Mr Stancil was the best.
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deleuzeon said:
Right-wing Twitter anons are making Bluesky accounts and funneling hatethink to Stancil, hoping to convert him to more sensible ways of being. I don't think it will work, but it gives me a chuckle.

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Re: "The problem with the left is you're only allowed to hold opinions in batches"

SO, SO, SO close to getting it.

Also, someone spelling (autocorrecting?) it "stencil" gives me an idea that *might* be considered cowtipping but would definitely be FUCKING HILARIOUS and I think one could wreak some havoc because the cops are busy with other shit right now.

 
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FUCKING WILL STANCIL IS A NAZI TO THESE PEOPLE LMAO...
Like NEVER side with the Left. they will NEVER be satisfied and they will NEVER be happy.
If I was Will Pencil Sharpener right now id be screaming racial slurs outta spite. But Will **will** continue the dick-suck the people who sucker punch and beat up him on the daily.
 
I get a kick out his “my neighbors” and “my city” rhetoric when not only did he spend twenty years indoors but is always alone and never backed up by anyone.

Maybe Herr Stancil’s degree is bogus, maybe there should’ve been a field study segment. Shit, he’ll never be one of em, but he could easily befriend a pack of three-four melanated gentlemen (five is too high) and they’ll treat him cool, the unspoken rule is he isn’t and will never be a brother but at least he’d have some bodies with the sacred chemical to vouch for him in the Stancilkrieg.

Before any of you say, “Will Stancil as antisocial weirdo” lemme tell you why four niggas would befriend Will.

1. Money
2. They look a lot more legit with the nerdy white guy, making it easier to move product.
3. A place to crash
4. Someone to blame it on
5. Babysitting
6. Someone to get the cheque
7. Even Minneapolis hood rats would have empathy for this naive Biden liberal and his Apple laptop ass at the Starbucks.
 
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By "hundreds of people" did Will mean Zoe Quinn? SHE DO BE FAT LIKE THAT MR STANCIL! :smug:
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And here's something autistic inspired by Liz Fong-Jones insulting Will's honor, with barely more effort than half-assedly replacing the female-sounding voice Grok gave The Rapist With No Dong with his actual voice (and I don't have a Stancil voice trained) with very mild effort:

("dialogue" by Grok, which gave LFJ a female-sounding voice despite being referred to as "the purple-clad tranny")

FIGHT, WILL! STANCIL, FIGHT! USE YOUR SPLIT-PUNCH AND MAKE 'EM CRY! BE TOUGH! SHOOT YOUR GREEN FIRE! THE HONDA FIT WE ALL ADMIRE, etc.
 
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CervixHammer said:
By "hundreds of people" did Will mean Zoe Quinn? SHE DO BE FAT LIKE THAT MR STANCIL! :smug:
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And here's something autistic inspired by Liz Fong-Jones insulting Will's honor, with barely more effort than half-assedly replacing the female-sounding voice Grok gave The Rapist With No Dong with his actual voice (and I don't have a Stancil voice trained) with very mild effort:
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("dialogue" by Grok, which gave LFJ a female-sounding voice despite being referred to as "the purple-clad tranny")

FIGHT, WILL! STANCIL, FIGHT! USE YOUR SPLIT-PUNCH AND MAKE 'EM CRY! BE TOUGH! SHOOT YOUR GREEN FIRE! THE HONDA FIT WE ALL ADMIRE, etc.
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"White savior complex"
If I was called that by a smug bluesky user id have to hold in every one of my fingers from pressing the N key on my keyboard
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BulkForceFive said:
"WIRR STANSHIRO! YUU HAF BROUGHT GREATU DISHONORABU TO YOUR RIEGE ROD, WARZARU-SAN"
"umm listen Yokunabo, have you considered that maybe stabbing people with swords makes YOU look like the bad guy?"
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"It do be like, Mr. Stancil." - Yasuke
 
CervixHammer said:
By "hundreds of people" did Will mean Zoe Quinn? SHE DO BE FAT LIKE THAT MR STANCIL! :smug:
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And here's something autistic inspired by Liz Fong-Jones insulting Will's honor, with barely more effort than half-assedly replacing the female-sounding voice Grok gave The Rapist With No Dong with his actual voice (and I don't have a Stancil voice trained) with very mild effort:
MINNEAPOLIS KOMBAT.mp4
("dialogue" by Grok, which gave LFJ a female-sounding voice despite being referred to as "the purple-clad tranny")

FIGHT, WILL! STANCIL, FIGHT! USE YOUR SPLIT-PUNCH AND MAKE 'EM CRY! BE TOUGH! SHOOT YOUR GREEN FIRE! THE HONDA FIT WE ALL ADMIRE, etc.
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NEAT!

Would it be rude to ask you to have Grok make one with Will arguing with that Amelia chick trying to overthrow the corrupt UK government in that British "re-education" game? Like, maybe have her try to redpill him and he's disgusted/grossed out.
 
I'm on the Willsimp team on this, even though he's hilarious. I love the fact he got punched in the face by pantifags. That said, I sympathize with his adherence to his own (retarded) ideals.

I would never go to a pantifag protest, because I'd obviously get punched in the face, unless I wanted to bring a gun and shoot someone. I don't want to do either thing. It's pretty obvious being 90% on the same page just isn't enough, you're not allowed to have any opinions of your own, you have to be enslaved by the tardmind.
 
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