Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

Tfw my bowl is one of the biggest images on the farms or something.

Like some kind of ...super bowl

 

[Stan]

Many screen caps I have collected from the last few days:

Don't blame the moon for sleeping like shit on your sofa. Reminds me of the time when she said her ghost husbandos had been crying and she blamed it on the moon.

I don't understand how anyone's supposed to look at this bluesky avatar and read it as "transmasc." It's a red-haired girl with big blue eyes and lipstick on a peach-yellow-orange background with heart motifs. AND A FLOWER CROWN!

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

If it's taking up space then get rid of it

She has to be a pretty serious hoarder by now, right? hehe siggy is so cute. upholstered chair ftw!

YIKES

lolwut? She went from “please stop spamming me with war videos” to guiltily sharing every bot gofundme she sees, and now she’s hating on da jooz? Kinda came out of nowhere. Christian nationalist Staph arc next?

I would love to know which parts of her awful fan fics made her cry

When jef sad about raping her

Perhaps it’s the nature of the season, but I am feeling uncharacteristically hopeful

She starts literally every single blogpost like this.

All that MJ defense is so funny because according to her, he raped her and groomed children on deviant art. But he was innocent and had nothing to do with Epstein? Guess he’s a non-contact MAP cause he’s a ghost…?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

This was just pointed out to me:

Friday the 30th, there's supposed to be a general strike/boycott of everything, to show generalized discontent.

Who bets that Stephanie will pipe up that she knows about it, of course she knows she's an activist, and go on to explain that she unfortunately couldn't participate because she had to buy sodies again.

This is my favorite thing she does because it’s never occurred to her to just not share. It’s like she needs everyone to know she totally would protest but like, she’s exempt.

She really needs that next-day delivery Olipop.

You all called it. Lol.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I thought she had been locked out of her new alt Blue Sky, as she hadn't posted for a week, but here she is.

Won't anyone think of the poor pedos right now?

Look, I know I shouldn't be surprised when she says pedo shit, but the transparency of admitting "can we be nicer to pedos it is hurting my mental health when ur mean to us " is just. Wow.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Look, I know I shouldn't be surprised when she says pedo shit, but the transparency of admitting "can we be nicer to pedos it is hurting my mental health when ur mean to us " is just. Wow.

Be nice, she must be so conflicted right now! Epstein was a pedophile brave paraphile and jorking it to FNaF futa porn a heckin' trans woman ally, just like her, but then she has to face the heartbreak that he was dicking around on 4chan calling people niggers.

How is she supposed to decide if she wants him in the harem like this? Life is so hard for her.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Be nice, she must be so conflicted right now! Epstein was a pedophile brave paraphile and jorking it to FNaF futa porn a heckin' trans woman ally, just like her, but then she has to face the heartbreak that he was dicking around on 4chan calling people niggers.

How is she supposed to decide if she wants him in the harem like this? Life is so hard for her.

She, like Vicky the Munch, will be malding about being snubbed by Eppy and the bois


Big lol at staph not realising why she felt so positive on her tard walk "ritual". Getting the heart rate up a little bit as she sad-trombone galumphs in the fresh air. It's called endorphins from peeling yourself off the fart plinth for fucking once, dingus!
Nothing else least of all
"experimenting with magic mushrooms" LOL
Like seeing if the box of abandoned, badly husbanded, grow-your-own works better on this floor side of the Upholstered chair, or that.
Don't know how the druid fucked it up tbh. Some of the nicest mushrooms I ever took were grown by a teenage boy hidden on the top of his wardrobe, way before there we had Internet to get the info off either.
She's lucky they didn't work honestly . The shite she makes up after taking a drop woo-mark up tincture of tap water and soy sauce, she would shit a fucking brick if she actually ever got high.
It might be a big life improvement, seeing the light, but more likely, the tard rage after the ego injury, alone in her grim little apartment, on being confronted with all her many faults, would break her entirely and she'd be found a few days later by papa frig wearing Siggys intestines as a fedora.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Ahh yes, everyone I meet must signal that they have the same beliefs as me before we interact. Narc behaviour.

I honestly don't want to in any way discourage people from literally sticking signs and graffiti on themselves advertising their political persuasion and sexual preferences. Not because it's important to me to immediately screen people for wrongthink, it's just nice to have advanced warning that someone is the kind of frothing politisperg who is absolutely fucking exhausting to interact with. It gives you enough time to get your "escape hatch" excuse ready in the event you accidentally make eye contact.

It is yet another funny example of Staph telling on herself, though. If she really was this giant victim who is always getting hate crimed left and right for [insert identity label] or even knew of actual recent incidents where somebody nearby got fucked up simply for being a [insert identity label], after the first occurrence you would sure as shit stop seeing anybody advertise they are [insert identity label] with wearable signage in sparkly neon colors designed to be as obnoxiously conspicuous as possible.

Don't flatter yourself with your fics that usually max out at 8 kudos and 6 comments. I would love to know which parts of her awful fan fics made her cry.

To be fair, if you count the views that Staph's fics have gotten by proxy from people who click on this thread and end up seeing parts of it copypasta'd for mockery, it's probably not doing too bad relative to most of the abysmal self-insert porn posted on there. As for what parts made her emotional enough to cry during the writing process? No earthly goddamn idea, but I think we can rule out the parts depicting the sorrow and grief of the very real murder victims' very real families.

Won't anyone think of the poor pedos right now?

"Yeah a bunch of people got their lives ruined after being preyed on by a uniquely brazen, well-connected, and prolific sleazebag pedophile, whatever. I have never experienced sexual abuse by said pedophile or anyone else, but sometimes strangers on the internet call me a degenerate based solely off things I provably said and I don't like it. So, obviously, I am the real victim here."

She can't go one day without buying something.

Even if she actually managed by some miracle to restrain herself from pissing away other people's money for 24 consecutive hours, you still fail if you don't even understand the point of your own "activism" and announce your plans to compensate for your "boycott" by just buying twice as much shit the next day.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Yknow, why is she against Epstein? He seems like her type. Deranged pedophile with a big ugly Till jaw and butternut squash skin. Is it because he’s the brown a Jew? You’ve even got the cannibalism angle. Is it because her desire to own orange man outweighs her fetish for dysgenic rapists?

It would be hilarious to see her pearlclutch over the “recent” revelations because of her well-known affection for another baby-eating murderer.

 

[glass_houses]

Yknow, why is she against Epstein? He seems like her type.

He was straight.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

With all the tranny talk in the Epstein emails, she could rewrite his ghost to be trans.


She failed to mention she didn't experiment in college and just got into a relationship with the ghost of Heath Ledger instead. I guess that could be classed as sexually experimenting. I'm sure many people don't have relationships in high school/ college and they don't go onto wanting to fuck the ghosts of serial killers.


'My disgusting hybristophilia.' Odd how she admitted to this on her main account.

Some political slapfights:


They both read her ass.


Fuck off with this conversion therapy level nonsense.

 

[Copper Pipes]

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I'm still catching up on this wonderful thread but when she pwns herself by saying shit like "technically you can't call me a paedo, I'm actually a hebephile!" it's just this but she's 35

 

[Meowzers]

Yknow, why is she against Epstein? He seems like her type. Deranged pedophile with a big ugly Till jaw and butternut squash skin. Is it because he’s the brown a Jew? You’ve even got the cannibalism angle. Is it because her desire to own orange man outweighs her fetish for dysgenic rapists?

It would be hilarious to see her pearlclutch over the “recent” revelations because of her well-known affection for another baby-eating murderer.

EPSTEIN GHOST HAREM NOW!!! or at least talk to his ghost! or send a curse to his ghost, idk!!

She can't go one day without buying something

i swear to god she's had this exact conversation in the past. or am i trippin?

 

[JaneThough]

EPSTEIN GHOST HAREM NOW!!! or at least talk to his ghost! or send a curse to his ghost, idk!!

i swear to god she's had this exact conversation in the past. or am i trippin?

She says that every time there’s a boycott. Ordering tea can wait a day but she can’t for solidarity. But god forbid anyone else do it.

 

[Stan]

With all the tranny talk in the Epstein emails, she could rewrite his ghost to be trans.

Omg now I’m pining for Jepstein to join the ghost harem. What crazy nonsense would he have to say? What would Stephanie say excusing his crimes in life? It would be so funny.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She says that every time there’s a boycott. Ordering tea can wait a day but she can’t for solidarity. But god forbid anyone else do it.

It's always wild to me when people can't comprehend drinking water if they can't access whatever sugar beverage they "need". I guess tea isn't as much of a sugar beverage, but still - just drink some fucking water! If your tap water is shit, buy a Brita pitcher instead of two packs of Olipop.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She says that every time there’s a boycott. Ordering tea can wait a day but she can’t for solidarity. But god forbid anyone else do it.

Late and obvious, but this repeated behavior isn't about the Bezos sodies.

Stephanie wants the attention. She craves receiving that ~special dispensation~ for her totally real disability (and sometimes for her "poverty").

It's like the loudly Muslim e-beggers who end up menstruating for all of Ramadan (must be PCOS). Except Stephanie's working with an ad hoc belief system, so there's no argued-out tradition and no SJW Pope. She can't just keep her mouth shut about buying junk food on a fast day, or tell everyone about the boycott, quietly order from Amazon anyway, and be assured that there's nobody watching her mailbox or accounts to call her out.

Either Stephanie's dumber than a Breatharian, or she's doing this on purpose every time, seeking those ass-pats.

Once again, I wonder how much of this behavior is conscious to her.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

What a disrespectful, tasteless and disgusting thing to say.


What doesn't aggravate your acid reflux?


I'd love to know what sort of utopia she would imagine happening.


Apparently your dentist told you that the HRT was causing dry mouth, so maybe stop that? I think lozenges are what has caused your fucked teeth in the first place, so maybe stop eating them. You can't blame not knowing what is making your mouth nasty on autism and alexwatchamacallit. Stop eating rocks and mouth breathing.


You can't even look after one cat. You would just be giving your dad more work.


Anti feminist Staph. Always knew she hated women.


You could have left off the 'my community' part. Be truthful.

I summoned Marquis Andras to take down Elon.

LOL. That really worked.


Complete lack of self awareness from doom poster and armchair anarchist Staph.


Wonder what she talked about in therapy?


I looked at ClearSky to see the comment she replied to, but I could only see the account it belonged to. He obviously found it inappropriate, because he blocked her. lol.


I fucking hate this shit. An angry cat emoji thrown in, too. Some people don't feel the need to blast pictures of their cats all over the internet. Especially when there are zoo apologists like Staph on there.


OK.


First of all: no fucking clue what she's talking about. 'I found all this' - found all what? Second of all, she's back with the use of gooning. Hate it. Third: LOL at the 'high on mushrooms' part. You are eating bougie chocolates with mushrooms in. If you were high on mushrooms, your posts would be looking a lot different.


I can't believe people actually sit through all that and enjoy it.

Leah, be serious.


Gross.

You might have noticed that she has changed her main BlueSky account name:

She has got fixated on mushrooms since eating those bougie chocolates. Guess what...?


LOL. There is no way she is going to try them, because she probably doesn't even know where to get some. We have seen how she failed to grow them. I imagine it'll be some Etsy snakeoil job. However, if she does take actual magic mushrooms, I can see the ways it could go:

A) She takes a tiny nibble and makes up the 'visions' she saw.
B) She takes more than enough, can't handle the bad trip, and it breaks her brain.
C) She has a nice trip and develops a habit, becoming utterly insufferable.
D) She gets conned and eats dangerous mushrooms that cause final boss level of intestinal outrage.

I honestly would love to know what her fucked up tard brain would do on shrooms. If she truly suffers from anxiety and intrusive thoughts, she is in for a rough ride. I honestly think she will go for an Etsy snakeoil version or eat something truly poisonous.

 

[RonRiot]

When are gay guys going to be normal about pussy? I don’t know Staph, maybe you should be normal about not wanting to molest children and animals first. The side that believes they are pro gay rights is the side saying gay men aren’t normal for not being attracted to women. A homophobe who just comes out and says they hate the gays at least has the nuts to stand by their convictions. Don’t fucking pretend you’re not worse. Top hat me, I deserve it, but HONESTLY.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

You can't even look after one cat. You would just be giving your dad more work.

I dislike the trend of calling them "voids" and it sounds extra obnoxious when Staph does it in normal conversation. Like a neopronoun. Wait... do people do this so they don't have to say black? Cats can't be black anymore, only kingz n shiet.

Anti feminist Staph. Always knew she hated women.

Based terves: we would like women and underage girls to stop being victims of perverts, please stop letting perverts get away with literally everything

Staph: god I hate feminists, why don't they shut up already