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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ExrKCNOxinEPhil's transformation into Lone Tear God is almost complete. All he needs is start saying GTAB in blackface and he's done.

Jesus Christ he's vile to his chat. Anytime, and I mean anytime he gets called out or any criticism is brought up he bitches and then bans. Straight North Korea up in there. He looks absolutely miserable with every game he plays. Everything is either "views" and/or "I am a real person unlike those other hacks!"

Then you watch a guy like maximilliondood who's excited and interacts with his chat. More importantly, he's grateful and happy to be there and doesn't bring up his views or subscriber count.

Sorry for the double post but are his 'fans' really wanting him to play DBD? After the disaster that was him playing f13th you would think he would stay away???

He turns off chat so he can't cooperate with his teammates and he's so afraid of trolls coming into his games so why bother???
 
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Jesus Christ he's vile to his chat. Anytime, and I mean anytime he gets called out or any criticism is brought up he bitches and then bans. Straight North Korea up in there. He looks absolutely miserable with every game he plays. Everything is either "views" and/or "I am a real person unlike those other hacks!"

Then you watch a guy like maximilliondood who's excited and interacts with his chat. More importantly, he's grateful and happy to be there and doesn't bring up his views or subscriber count.

The only time you will EVER see Phil happy is when he is winning flawlessly at a match, but that won't stop him from shit talking the person, calling them the usual noob or dumbass as he laughs his ass off.

Other time is when he makes his own jokes, yes he actually laughs at his own jokes.
 
The only time you will EVER see Phil happy is when he is winning flawlessly at a match, but that won't stop him from shit talking the person, calling them the usual noob or dumbass as he laughs his ass off.

Other time is when he makes his own jokes, yes he actually laughs at his own jokes.

I love when he loses, and boy does he lose a lot, he calls the person a scrub or whatever but what does that make him for losing?

In that video I love it when people are like 'so combo = mash?' And he's like 'yeah he mashed and I know because I am a PRO!' No evidence is given by pigroach to support his claims but we are to take his claims as an absolute.

Pfffffttt please Phil Jong Un you haven't been pro in over a decade.
 
I love when he loses, and boy does he lose a lot, he calls the person a scrub or whatever but what does that make him for losing?

In that video I love it when people are like 'so combo = mash?' And he's like 'yeah he mashed and I know because I am a PRO!' No evidence is given by pigroach to support his claims but we are to take his claims as an absolute.

Pfffffttt please Phil Jong Un you haven't been pro in over a decade.

I mean he is the "Best American fighting gamer" thing after all. He won a tournament in 4th place, on a basically defunk version of Street Fighter that a ton of actual pros call a fluke game
 
No offence, but I'm baffled how anybody could be a stan of Tevin. I tried to watch his videos before and was greeted by an unfunny, talentless, autistic man sitting in front of a camera for hours, watching DSP's videos and making comments on them that anybody else who cared enough could make.

When people have nothing going on in their lives, asides from the fact that they spend their waking hours obsessing over video games and DarksydePhil, then there's not really much that separates them and the man himself. Tevin is one of those people that goes way too far with his obsessions.
Hey anything is possible I guess. There was a woman who was physically attracted to/mentally attracted to DarkSyde Phil and lived with him for 5 years and even wanted him to work to repair their relationship rather than just waking up one day and going "WTF Am I doing?" and cutting and running.
 
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I doubt anybody is surprised to see Phil once again stayed up late last night and won't be streaming at the time he said he would start at but I wonder what his 'good reasons,' could be.

On Twitter people are saying it could range from a big deal like reconciling with Leanna all the way to something minor like he got himself hyped up brushing his teeth and decided to stay up half the night and edit a new KOCC video. Any thoughts or theories?

Maybe the return of Cooking With The King? Decided to cook up some slop late at night?
 
I mean he is the "Best American fighting gamer" thing after all. He won a tournament in 4th place, on a basically defunk version of Street Fighter that a ton of actual pros call a fluke game

The fact that that's his claim to being a bigshot never fails to crack me up. The absolute high-water mark of his career as a pro gamer was when he competed in a tournament with a copy of the game that was so broken that a lot of big names in gaming refused to even take the tournament seriously. And he almost got bronze.

Fourth place isn't winning, it's just not bottoming out. No one cares about the person who came in fourth. No one.

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Someone who I frequently chat with shares a mutual streamer with Phil. He ignored him after he asked Phil how he liked Tekken. Just thought I would share this.

OUT OF CONTEXT DOOD!! Of course just showing me talking about the fat chicks barnacles factually makes me look like a weird sex pervert but that's not the truth because it is out of context...fucking detractors.
 
How is telling another player he sucks not an insult? Even if it's just a light jab?

What planet is he from??
 
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How is telling another player he sucks an insult? Even if it's just a light jab?

What planet is he from??

Hes from the Planet Phil, where everything is catered to him and constantly surrounded by yes men, thats why he can't handle life here because no one caters to him and everyone thinks and knows he sucks.
 
bugged relationship mechanics. It only took Leanna 5 years to figure out DSP didn't want marriage or children and was using her as a status symbol.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ExrKCNOxinEPhil's transformation into Lone Tear God is almost complete. All he needs is start saying GTAB in blackface and he's done.

So much salt! Phil's going to have a heart attack soon if this keeps going.

What a tragedy that would be. Said no one.

Edit: I think he's extra pissed because ST is "his" game. That is the only fighting game he was ever good at. And now he's sucking ass and almost completely lost all of the fundamentals he once had. All he can do, except for admitting that he's over the hill, is get pissed and blame everything but himself.
 
So much salt! Phil's going to have a heart attack soon if this keeps going.

What a tragedy that would be. Said no one.

Edit: I think he's extra pissed because ST is "his" game. That is the only fighting game he was ever good at. And now he's sucking ass and almost completely lost all of the fundamentals he once had. All he can do, except for admitting that he's over the hill, is get pissed and blame everything but himself.

It's the port's fault, dood. They changed everything for the Switch. Look at all this lag and these hitboxes and these damage values. And people only play cheap characters online. And the joycon and procon both drop so much input. But he can't play anything else because this is HIS game and he's the best at it.

I'm glad Phil decided to take a break from fighting games just before people got burned out on him raging at them. Now he can rage at different types of games for different reasons that are all not his fault.
 
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I doubt anybody is surprised to see Phil once again stayed up late last night and won't be streaming at the time he said he would start at but I wonder what his 'good reasons,' could be.
On Twitter people are saying it could range from a big deal like reconciling with Leanna all the way to something minor like he got himself hyped up brushing his teeth and decided to stay up half the night and edit a new KOCC video. Any thoughts or theories?
I have a sneaking suspicion he will say that he tried a new allergy medication and that it kept him up all night. Nevermind the fact that if he got rid of the majority of the dust in the room he spends 90% of his day in, his health would be much improved.
It's that scenario or he got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and will ominously and suspiciously state that the sight of something made him want to vomit.
As an aside, no way Leanna is going back to him.
 
His big news was that he dusted the house. Leanna leaves and he cleans the shit out of the house LOOL poor girl. She leaves him and he cleans, cooks etc hahahahah
 
He blamed his constant tardiness on allergies. Said he usually gets them in April but they were late this year so he's just now getting them. Hates that people say he's sick because he's not "sick" and he told people to research allergies. Claimed saying he's sick is a conspiracy theory.

His medicine supposedly doesn't work overnight. Last night ("and this is not an exaggeration, this really happened") he sneezed a lot so HE CLEANED THE TOP FLOOR OF HIS HOUSE FOR FOUR HOURS. Admitted he's never cleaned the house a good cleaning since he moved in and that he's never dusted before last night. Apparently everything was caked in dust. He considers all of this to be a fresh start, by the way.

He refused to vacuum because of noise ordinances against parties after 10PM so he still hasn't fully cleaned his hovel. He was up until 4AM cleaning and his adrenaline kicked in so he postponed his stream today.
 
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