🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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This is more funny than important, but it appears Sacramento/Rowan was mutuals on X with a guy called Craig the Coon, who I happen to know a little bit about.
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Pictured here trying to rizz up an e-girl, unfortunately her side of the conversation is lost to time.
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He’s an alcoholic lobster fishing (former) incel who posts about all of his relationships/attempted relationships with single mothers and black women.
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Some users speculate he's the individual she contacted Tom to make a video about. Craig is sort of this community's pet lolcow.
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Part 2
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He was trying to rizz her up while she was still getting Turkey'd. It's a rough world out there.
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And there's a lot more where that came from.
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Some choice posts:
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This appears to be the community she was a 'niche internet microcelebrity' in, and it seems she would engage in e-relationships with other members. Crashing out after a breakup seems to be a habit of hers. Some posts from a guy who used to know her, who claims this account is also her (it is, if you search up her old @ it shows replies to the new one):
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The bit about the nudes is concerning considering according to her, she met Tom when she was 20 (in May of 2025) and may have been underaged depending on how old the messages and posts in the screenshot are. The collection of posts is dated 9/12/23 which would've made her 18 or 19 but they could be a few months or even a few years old, since it seems this was a long running thing. She’d also been active on twitter since at least 2019 according to archives, when she would’ve been 13 or 14. It's certainly too close for comfort. Also she's baited before so get ready for that!
 
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Enemigo434 said:
We're pretending like his audience isn't a bunch of incels? Like I'm just saying. We're gonna pretend like Twitter and YouTube doesn't have a massive incel crowd? Dude what?
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Hahaha what? Turkey Tom is like extremely normie edgy commentary. The incels aren't watching him. They're watching like Kuihman or Augie. He doesn't even say slurs. He calls Keffals a she. Even people in chat say she for troons. Yeah we know incels are always big on respecting pronouns. Nigger please.
bigsneedkaraokegod said:
Fair enough, I guess I didn't expect completely offline people to be doxxed for whatever reason, my bad.
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My man the farms posts doxxes of family members of people in drama regularly. To expect an accuser of INSANE shit to remain anonymous is another level. And she isn't completely offline as already shown. Completely offline people don't even know who Turkey fucking Tom is. She sent him a DM before they even dated.

Edit: @Enemigo434 got so butthurt by this post he immediately deleted it then sent me a DM to try to argue his vast knowledge of incels. Good times.
 
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Blewberry Nausea said:
Oh yeah finally pulled some actual photos from her FB
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I think that’s enough of to get the idea.

Oh yeah but I never doubted it. Probably because I had more knowledge there. I guess seeing that memorial of her dad made me want to be more hopeful?
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Lil Pump and XXXTentacion or whatever the fuck his name is?! :story: I've never seen a girl encapsulate "daddy issues" more than these few pictures here. Fucking hell Tom.
 
What are the chances Null eats even 1/4 of the crow that should be served up for him on Friday? I have not listened to the interview or the response but after like 1:30 of Null's believe all women arc and seeing those texts.... I think super chats listing the diagnostic criteria for BPD are in order and someone should send that Secret Garden book to his PO Box.
 
sacramento89 said:
What he was into was basically rape play/CNC so thats why I repeatedly referred to it as such, that wasn’t out of the blue me calling our encounters rape.
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Dog, he literally asked you not to refer to it as rape, and was clearly really uncomfortable around the subject when you brought it up in the texts he showed. That doesn't sound like someone who is into that kind of thing.
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but I will say he did never ask before engaging in it so I just assumed he was into that and played into it, from after our first sexual encounter.
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I'd put money down that in the lead up to their first encounter, she said she wanted him to do some fucked up shit to her. Setting the precedent for what they were doing to do. So that's what he did, and he didn't bother asking *because she already asked him to do it*.
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he would start filming without asking, a couple of times I waved my hands to get him to stop and expressed discomfort and he did stop
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A fantastic example of what I mentioned above. She set the precedent that filming was ok, so he did it without asking because the precedent had been set. Even stopping once she signaled she didn't want it filmed.

This whole thing screams, "it was ok in the moment. But now that things didn't end up the way I wanted them, they aren't".
 
Lord Of Shit said:
I think this may be the first post here which has attracted every possible reaction sticker.

We should have a trophy for this.
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"Do you mean THESE chaos emeralds?!"
CircuSphere said:
What are the chances Null eats even 1/4 of the crow that should be served up for him on Friday? I have not listened to the interview or the response but after like 1:30 of Null's believe all women arc and seeing those texts.... I think super chats listing the diagnostic criteria for BPD are in order and someone should send that Secret Garden book to his PO Box.
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As someone that did watch the interview he was fairly even handed and patient and didn't use it as an open invitation to call Tom every name in the book. He did call him a gooner (which he was) and listen to their side of things which wasn't wrong to do.

Also misconstruing him or anyone else as "believe all women no matter what" is crazy. If that was the case he wouldn't have dropped the Sam hyde stuff the moment that bitch showed up fucked up.

And fucking every crazy women you can find because they remind of your ex and then jacking off to your porn videos seconds after filming them so you can actually cum is actually very embarrassing and still worth making fun of.

Also just as someone that enjoys my content. Don't you dare try and push null not to interview crazy women. That shits gold.
 
Didnt address nightrape voice memo.
Didn't address having a just in case folder.
Didnt address groyper allegations.
He didn't address faggot allegations.
Didn't explain why dog woman was at his house.
Didn't address the Pyro irony and the hypocricy of the situation he has found himself in.
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"@sweetiemaxxed"

Ohhh ok pack it up. The only proof I need of BPD is in the name here. Nobody who is actually a sweetie, angel, or whatever identifies themselves with that in their name. This is the easiest way to identify a snake.
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Borderlines always have online handles that could be generated by a python script, or those "take your first letter and your day of birth" memes. Creepyhoarder. Empathchan. Sweetiemaxxed. It's [thing] and [thing] and they both reference some zoomer meme speak. I need to write that code actually.
 
@Null if you are reading this I respect your decision in platforming the two, however you should be aware that as the Kiwifarms continues to grow you probably have to get more and more cautious about your involvement in drama taking sides before talking to both parties. The Kiwifarms is held as a contentious but important axiom archive, even your biggest critics are willing to get information from is when it benefits them.

I think you tend to hate drama channels and kiwitubers. Yes most of them are slop who don't credit the farms but they are ironically some of your greatest source of notoriety

I know this is a drama website but it's also been used for a lot of good in exposing REAL predators like Ava Kris Tyson, and Keffals. The detransition page has ACTUALLY SAVED LIVES; I have a female friend who started transitioning but I got her to use she/her again and she agreed to wait before trying hormones. I did not show her the page but did use information and talking points from it, she now identifies as nonbinary which is atleast better. This website is important and deserves to be preserved.

Again this is a drama website and it should stay that way but probably be careful with who you associate with and who you accuse.
 
Dracula said:
Null should do another interview with the girls.
That would be a kino stream
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Why? Why give proven liars a platform to obfuscate, omit and throw out bullshit phrases like "power dynamics" and "trauma bonding"? If Keem had half a brain he could've had them on Lolcow live and people might've actually tuned in for a change but he came out swinging because he's a retarded gnome. He could've played "His response, Her response" game for weeks off that shit but he'd rather go with the lazy Boogie freakout format.
 
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Also yes I used to be online and I knew who Tom was but
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So you straight-up lied about being a normie that accidentally fell into Tom's Internet web via Tinder. Don't you realize that lying at all ruined everything for you? We have absolutely no reason to believe anything else you have to say.

Theodore Sheckler said:
Lolita is both a literary and cinematic masterpiece and it really pains me to see when retarded whores take it at such a surface level to the point that they must have just thought the conclusion was horribly boring. Dolores was abused. She wasn't a bad bitch or something.

Also I liked the version Adrian Lyne and Stephen Schiff made better than Stanley Kubrick's take. I was honestly surprised by how flat it was other than Peter Sellers being great as usual.
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ongobongo said:
They see a movie about pedophilia, instantly think the abused girl is a boss bitch, then starts dating stupid lonely older men, accuse them of rape when these men realize that they're dating literal train wrecks of human beings. They're manipulative psychopaths who only cares about themselves.
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So the Lolita romanticization among certain types of millenials and zoomers, I'm about 99% sure comes directly from Lana Del Rey. Lana's first major label album (and her indie album immediately before that), makes many, many direct references to both the novel and the film adaptations of Lolita. Her aesthetic at the time also had heavy influences from the film adaptations, namely heart-shaped sunglasses. Around 2011-2012, when Lana made her major label debut, her specific esthetic was very, very popular on Tumblr. Like it was a cornerstone of the overall Tumblr esthetic at the time.

However, real Lana stans are also aware of her "older boyfriend" that she had while she was a teenager at boarding school, and that this boyfriend was later revealed to be her English teacher at the boarding school. The most deeply autistic of the Lana stans know that this English teacher boyfriend was the one who introduced her to the novel Lolita. So morbidly critical people like me have come to the conclusion that this English teacher-boyfriend used Nabokov's novel about a monstrous pedophile to groom young Lana. Lana, being young and emotionally stunted from likely previous abuse even earlier in her life (she was sent to boarding school specifically because she was a teenage alcoholic, and she has made references in her more recent works about how her mother was essentially a rabid cunt), did not see these things through a critical lens and only ever saw romance in it all. (Fun fact: she literally has the name "Nabokov" tattooed on her.)

So basically, all these Lana Del Rey fans, both casual and culty, have absorbed Lana's mental illness through osmosis, and it has had a disastrous effect on certain corners of society.
 
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