13 Years of Kiwi Farms

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holy shit, I can't believe I've been on this website for (4) years now.. thanks Jersh!
 
Congratulations and many more to Our Gracious Host! Thank you for illuminating to me the truly sick, gross world of sick, gross, coom-brained trannies and curing me of my prior "Hey, man, live and let live" stance on the tranny menace.

(I'm sorry the Thunderdome troubles you so. It's really not my fault...well, maybe a wee bit. I'll do better.)
 
kiwi farm,,, kiwi farm almost as old as me??? kiwi farms. unc status... kiwi farm.... old..........
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kiwi Farms dot st. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of lol-cow reactions most of the jokes will go over a typical poster's head. There's also Null's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from consuming cheese and hating Indians, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about the iNTERNET. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Null's existential catchphrase "The Jews took my bank account because I wouldn't worship niggers!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Chris Chan's epic Sonichu comic. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joshua Moon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Josh Moon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid!!
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I joined back at The Fire as @XYZpdq, lost the old account during the big unpleasantness but Dear Feeder was nice enough to give an invite
Deagle Nation was where I really got into things, I had the sad honor of posting Jace Connors suicide note
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Thread 'Jace Connors suicide note 8/18/15'

Jace's current twitter said:
Jack Stryker ‏@MusilmHunter 9h9 hours ago

The ride... ends. http://pastebin.com/8N4uKZSs Thank You For Playing
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music linked from the twitter feed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
[MEDIA=pastebin]8N4uKZSs[/MEDIA]
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the farms has been a major positive on my life, most of the ways would be major PLs
it definitely got me a lot more cussed about just not rolling over about shit

a couple of weeks ago my niece recognized the farms patch on my laptop as a "kiwi farms sticker"
she's, like, ten
 
This is mostly to my fellow oldfags, the ones from the before times:

Do you guys remember just how fascinating Chris-chan was in the early years? How insane antics like the Attraction Sign seemed, or how delusional the Sonichu story arcs felt as his rage towards the trolls and hormones took over?
I remember how all that felt and man it all just looks so innocent now compared to the cows we've since discovered and documented.

I'm not saying any of this is better or worse, it's just amazing to me that the things that kept me hooked and coming back to the CWIKI (to sneak conversations and theories into the discussion tabs) are all so tame compared to the denizens of the new kiwi empire.

Chris's views on and entitlement to women seems progressive compared to Wizard chan users and all the incel's we've seen, his former homophobia is non-existent compared to the way troons and poons talk about "genital preferences" and "the cotten ceiling", and Russell Greer's stalking of Taylor Swift makes Chris's obsession with Meghan look downright wholesome.

The body horror of the SRS thread, the delusions of the HAES beasts and the shamelessness of the online grifters, Kelly Ronahan picking her own legs off, the Pooner who set herself on fire for Palestine (and survived), hell, even just Chantal and Boogie's money fueled LoveQuests put anything we saw back then to shame.

I guess there is no point to any of this rambling. This forum has shown me a world on insanity, depravity and hilarity that I could have never known otherwise.
Its also clearly rotted my brain beyond repair, but I kind of like that.

So thanks, to all the new fags that keep this place going with discussions and discoveries, and to all the old fags who still haunt these old halls with me.

Tiresome said:
The Deagle Nation doesn't get brought up enough. It was the first and only time I understood kayfabe and why fans believe in it so much, it ran so long and with so much detail it provided a seemingly endless amount of entertainment and it was a necessary lesson on how a troll forum (oh, sorry, documentation salon) can be magnificently trolled itself.
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I remember driving my partner insane with Deagle Nation updates.
I always got a response of "No, there's no way that's real" and I would always insist it was, and to look at the antics of the other cows like ADF or PT as proof.
I was fooled, I learned no lessons and I kind of loved it.
 
i forgot what i wanted to write so i will just say happy brithday to forum for retarded people about even more retarded people
 
This is a really fun website, probably the best.

The owner didn't turn confetti clicks back on though, fat little goof boy.
 
Josh, thank you for keeping this forum up and running. I’ve been posting on online forums since 2006~ and every one I’ve posted on throughout history has either died or had admins/mods that ended up splintering the community. This is the only forum I actively post on now, and I’m happy I can say nigger here.
 
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