DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Windy Moors]

Sometimes I'm almost jealous of how childishly he sees things. It must be nice to genuinely feel like he's accomplishing something sitting in his pajamas getting a like 1.10 K/D ratio in the latest Call of Duty slopgame.


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Listen to him! This is a nearly 44 year old man!

I feel genuinely sorry for his neighbours, imagine hearing this 6 days a week. The quiet hum of a gated community puntuated by this faggot streamer shouting: DOOD! SERIOUSLY! COME ON! NOTHING I COULD DO! Over and over again.

At least we can turn him down or off, they are stuck with this day in day out, it would drive me to insanity. He's lucky that the people he shares walls with are too polite to complain or fuck with him.

Kats favourite film being WALL-E explains alot, the condo is basically the spaceship where all the fatties live and Phil is the robot who provides the food.

 

[shekelshoah666]

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Nah. He will never give it up. He plays less but he will never give it up. Sunken cost. He left SoS back in December, then was with them again, then left again. Probably because he's an insufferable faggot and since he isn't balling out as hard for events and shit the juice isn't worth the squeeze for them anymore. One more example of how Phil will, on a long enough timeline, alienate anyone that he interacts with. It's my primary evidence in thinking Khet is, at best, a roommate, because how the fuck could you go YEARS talking to Phil daily? Literally no one has done it. How long was he friends with Rambo? Few years? I mean fuck dude not even his own mother wants to see him.

I really wonder what the other games he is playing now. I guess he could've made a new Supercard account since his old one would be useless anyways and I think he had issues with accessing it again years back, I know he mentioned playing SF Duel so I guess that could be one I think those sorts of idle afk games are 100% what he would be playing nowadays.

I can't really see him being so down bad he went to Monopoly GO or some shit like Clash of Clans but he is the type of dude to open Google Play and click most popular and go off of that.

I hate this.

If nothing else I'm getting tired of the Anon tip saga, it gets stale. A string of non goals will spice it up. I dont care if he gets money or not because its gone, but as far as content, the "making goal because Anon deposited the most money every time" content is now stale.

If Anon didn't show up last month he would've hit what like 5 goals max? the content would be crazy good if that was the case we would have insane crash outs.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

The rawl-bayuck rants, people probably won’t even remember but it was a classic case of narcissistic semantic plays. Once the Cannons explained in a video roughly how it worked, during the first minute, they started to say “The game tries to predict what you’re going to do, and that is likely what you’ve been doing.” Phil immediately paused and took a victory lap while pigsplaining.

“You see? That’s why it’s bullshit! It lets pattern spammy players get their move all the time because they are predictable, while good, reactionary (Yes he was still using reactionary wrong) players get shafted! It’s a scam!” And he didn’t watch the rest of the video.

What do you even do when a narc gets like that? Normally you can try to take the gentle approach and explain to them that while that is a rather, let’s say, creative interpretation, it’s not very close to what you meant at all. They usually then find another string to pull by doing another creative interpretation of your explanation. This is specifically how narcs argue to win when they feel outmatched intelectually. They will also never give up, they’ll just try to drain you until you concede out of exhaustion.

The best option is usually to ask them if they’re fucktarded or just malicious with that play on words. They’ll try to bail saying it’s an ad hominem or whatever, and still feel like they won the argument, but at least they won’t talk your ears off for 30 minutes about them knowing what you meant better than yourself.

In Phil’s defense I believe he is a True & Honest fuckwit and he really does believe his own pignosis regarding rollback to an extent. But him wanting to be retroactively correct is also about defending his izzat, a mindset he always had. A lie is still an answer. Wouldn’t want to hand trolls a win.

He is devolving like a motherfucker, btw. His mental is crushed. He’s already trying to find meaning in beating bot lobbies in CoD, and he doesn’t allow even the slightest troll message when he reads chat. The mo-wife is definitely checked out at this point, even if she’s still around, and his learned helplessness has gotten so bad he outright seems like an overgrown toddler at this point. I think the lack of arbitrary goals to be sussesful is really getting to him. At the same time he gives us no -ck sounds to make sick ack ack ack edits with. Honestly for how little the hatedom actually interacts with him, it’s crazy how important we actually are in his mind. Sure, we’re the reason some dents stick around, but we barely even factor in, all things considered. We don’t give him views or money. He actively avoids games we’d find entertaining.

Give us a proper ranked climb in Sf6, Philip! Let’s see you hit Legend! Get that rematch with Tokido! A dent can’t live on walksims and wagequits alone.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I'm mostly immune to experiencing DSP-rage, but him claiming to be a healthy-eating culinary king is my kryptonite. Please neck Phil, you Doordash half your meals and microwave the rest. You're not an adult and you don't know what cooking is.

When you eat a pile of mushy Door Dashed fries and Korean Shake Shack chicken and then the same day tell someone else they're not eating healthy....you're Phil. Too far gone to be saved.

Also, on the troll tipping topic, I also wish they would end. He's much more salty when he doesn't hit the nonexistent goal. Plus now when he misses the goal he automatically quits the game, and watching him worship goals that don't exist is part of the fun. Make the deranged man dance.

Someone mentioned WWE Champions, which he says he hasn't played in many months...yesterday his log-in was exactly timed with his break. They're updating logins more accurately now so I think it's correct. So yeah, he'll never quit his addictions.

 

[neger psykolog]

Also, on the troll tipping topic, I also wish they would end

I wish he was still on twitch and people would send him like 12 cents and he'd go on a four hour extended rant about some bullshit and make the prestreams ridiculously long.

Those really were the halcyon days. You really don't know what you've got until it's gone. Now all of his pee streams are more than an hour long and extremely boring.

There was that one guyt that got banned like 100 times who would send tiny amounts of bits and almost always trigger an super deluxe directors cut extended edition THX Dolby prestream rant.

DSP's existence is literally an insane asylum. He's never going to be committed to an asylum because he is already in one. Total insanity.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Sometimes I'm almost jealous of how childishly he sees things. It must be nice to genuinely feel like he's accomplishing something sitting in his pajamas getting a like 1.10 K/D ratio in the latest Call of Duty slopgame.

Ignorance is bliss, as they say. It must be nice to be so stupid and ignorant and still so confident in everything you say. Really think about why he loved Blue Prince so much. He didn't solve any of the puzzles himself, he either looked them up or chat told him what to do. He liked Blue Prince because he felt like he was accomplishing something as he was led by the hand through the game. He probably got little "a ha" moments after he was told the answers and things clicked in his brain. His life is so devoid of challenge or accomplishment that pretending to solve puzzles was enough to make him feel good about himself. Forty-four years old this year btw.

I can't really see him being so down bad he went to Monopoly GO or some shit like Clash of Clans but he is the type of dude to open Google Play and click most popular and go off of that.

Not enough sweaty men either. I will be curious to see what he's playing when it comes out eventually (because it will come out). I don't think he plays Supercard much anymore, could be wrong though. I mean it's literally cards of wrestlers fighting each other it's the stupidest shit I've ever heard of but he did play it and spend money on it.

What do you even do when a narc gets like that?

In your personal life? You have to have REALLY strong boundaries. I've known a couple and they will walk all over you if you let them. They'll use every trick they have to get their way. They will lie to your face then guilt trip you for not believing them. But for someone like Phil? Nothing can be done. He's well past the point where he could even potentially change. I just think it's fun to untangle and make guesses as to his motivations and why he does stuff. I also agree that he believes himself about rollback, which it's fine if you're mistaken but many people have many times told him he's wrong but he is willfully ignorant. Because it would mean it's his fault he sucks.

He is devolving like a motherfucker, btw.

This is going to be an interesting year. He is getting desperate. Too bad he always took the handholding and never developed the skills he would need to get himself out of the hole he's in. Good luck, Phil! We're all rooting for you!

 

[neger psykolog]

You don't understand the psychology of the pigroach

You're right, but I understand the psychology of detractors (and also negers as my username mentions)

I'm gonna tip dsp $1000 tonight

 

[Love Is Blue]

What do you even do when a narc gets like that?

call jaha and viscant

 

[BelgiumPleaDeal]

I feel genuinely sorry for his neighbours, imagine hearing this 6 days a week. The quiet hum of a gated community puntuated by this faggot streamer shouting: DOOD! SERIOUSLY! COME ON! NOTHING I COULD DO! Over and over again.

At least we can turn him down or off, they are stuck with this day in day out, it would drive me to insanity. He's lucky that the people he shares walls with are too polite to complain or fuck with him.

It's more than likely a sound ordinance, It's why Phil almost never goes past 10pm his time because he can receive a noise complaint from his neighbors and it will actually affect him.

Hence why it's always around 9:30 he ends his streams and only when his greed outweighs the consequences for hitting the nonexistent goal going slightly over.

Edit: Worked as an apartment manager and we had guidelines that people could be loud until 9-10pm depending on the building. HoA's would love to fine for anything so noise complaints could easily rack up on DSP if his neighbors actually did report it.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Another "this just happened to appear on my timeline" drama post.

He really can't stop stalking male kat, wings and dale live rent free in that lightbulb head. Also love the lummox logo in the corner, I wonder if there's a reason why of all wings clip channels he loves lummox so much.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

The DoorDash segment was nothing but pure projection and unhinged as fuck. Do you know why no one respects your weight loss, Phil? Because you cheated, you used Ozempic. The only category of people I respect using it is women who have had children, as they have commitments, and diabetics, the intended category. You are a stupid nigger who sits at home, who plays games for 4 hours a day. You have the time to go to the gym, but you won't because you are a paper-thin agoraphobic narcissistic faggot who has a god-complex. You are acting like a Becky who has lost some baby weight (when you have not) and is talking mad shit on Stacy, who has 3 kids.

I have said this before, as has Tevin, and others here, but you ARE a valley girl.

JFC, the mental decline in just 4 weeks compared to last year is fucking wild.

 

[Optimus Crime]

I want his penultimate ever stream to feature a single contribution by sir anonymous. Roughly at 45 dollars. And nothing all stream long.. And hopefully it's during resident evil 9

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

It's more than likely a sound ordinance, It's why Phil almost never goes past 10pm his time because he can receive a noise complaint from his neighbors and it will actually affect him.

Its honestly surprising no one has fucked eith him through his HOA. Like calling to complain about the noise pretending to be his neighbors which were doxed a few years ago.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Rent. Fucking. Free. Still watching Lummox vids at midnight.

 

[Purpurs]

If you have been monitoring the bans you may have noticed that the reasons range from spam/insults to dents earnestly trying to help Phil with his gameplay. My theory is, when the stream is doing poorly(monetarily) Phil will just lash out at people.

With that said, Sock Requests are now available.

Some caveats:

-The pool is limited, while I have the flow completely automated, I don't have new accounts generating consistently. (Can work on this depending on the demand)​

-Phil and his team of Jannies have implemented a 7 day account age before the account can chat(accounts currently available have aged 7+days) , mainly due to me, sorry ...​

-Kick only, for now and maybe forever. Youtube is much harder, sorry.​

​

Pretty straight forward, request and account with Sock Requests -> Log in to Kick -> Get the Auth Code

Hope this helps.
Feel free to message me with any complaints or requests.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

If Anon didn't show up last month he would've hit what like 5 goals max? the content would be crazy good if that was the case we would have insane crash outs.

Theres an idea for me to look into.

 

[MC Law]

Phil acting like he needs the most high end top of the line gaming peripherals just to go 20-19 in CoD is some of the funniest shit to me.

Especially when you realize with SBMM he’s primarily playing against people like Jayde or gamer dads lying on the couch after a 12 hour shift playing on a 70 inch tv with a standard Xbox controller

Those games are how adults with real families and real jobs unwind. Especially those of us who are not raging alcoholics drinking and hate tweeting st 2 am on a Tuesday

 

[Power Glove]

"Kat works so hard, she could be a chef, she just isn't given the opportunity to get the better job because they say 'oh oh you have to have experience'. Well give me the experience to get the better job stupid."

"Retail/fast food jobs are supposed to be jobs that like a kid has. These are starter jobs that are supposed to get you started for life. You can't get the better jobs, they don't exist."

I can't tell if Phil is coping that his wife is a life loser who can't get past a summer job a 16 year old would have, or if it was Kat who was coping about why she can't get anything better than folder bitch. Like cmon man, your wife is fat, has the personality of a rice cake, no education, literally hops from "starter job" to "starter job" as you called them. Hasn't even tried to do anything to better herself (I guess she's on Level ton, I mean 1, too).

It's wild that 2 adults in their late 30s/early 40s that have so little experience as adults found each other. It's why Kat will never leave, 1 because she's 300 lbs and it's hard to walk out, and 2 because Phil needs his beard to act as an alibi anytime he says something questionable to say he's married he doesn't want to do X.

I miss those drinking streams, little things tended to slip out that he should never really say or phrase in such a way and it spoke volumes about his life, his marriage, his surroundings, etc.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Rent. Fucking. Free. Still watching Lummox vids at midnight.
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I’m confused. I thought Phil was into BBC, not morbidly obese white trash.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

If you have been monitoring the bans you may have noticed that the reasons range from spam/insults to dents earnestly trying to help Phil with his gameplay. My theory is, when the stream is doing poorly(monetarily) Phil will just lash out at people.

With that said, Sock Requests are now available.

Some caveats:

-The pool is limited, while I have the flow completely automated, I don't have new accounts generating consistently. (Can work on this depending on the demand)​

-Phil and his team of Jannies have implemented a 7 day account age before the account can chat(accounts currently available have aged 7+days) , mainly due to me, sorry ...​

-Kick only, for now and maybe forever. Youtube is much harder, sorry.​

​

Pretty straight forward, request and account with Sock Requests -> Log in to Kick -> Get the Auth Code

Hope this helps.
Feel free to message me with any complaints or requests.

I know this is a reach but there's no way to track shadowbans, correct, right?