DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Mr Clark said:
He genuinely looks 10 years older and its only down hill from here
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Snort Burnell really is the greatest detractor and is way ahead of the curve:
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I got a new mouse and a new wrist rest to get a positive K/D ratio (12/11, counting support kills) in Call of Duty. Where's ICS with my $150?

 
The troll donations have to stop, the crash outs will be so much better and the desperation even deeper if you retards stop giving him money.
 
Mr. Brown said:
The troll donations have to stop, the crash outs will be so much better and the desperation even deeper if you retards stop giving him money.
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Can't believe low IQ people still care about him getting money. He's going to get it and he's going to buy more LEGO sets and RGB gamer shit and be poor forever.

He's been doing pretty much the same delusional shit for ages now regardless of how much money he makes.

The problems that he has in life can never be solved by money and the only thing he spends his money on is the biggest part of his being that is negative: being a streamer.

You fags make this huge deal when he gets a 20 dollar tip. It's not going to change a single thing and Phil knows it.

Stop making a drama about "stop giving him money" and then it'll actually happen.
 
neger psykolog said:
Can't believe low IQ people still care about him getting money. He's going to get it and he's going to buy more LEGO sets and RGB gamer shit and be poor forever.

He's been doing pretty much the same delusional shit for ages now regardless of how much money he makes.

The problems that he has in life can never be solved by money and the only thing he spends his money on is the biggest part of his being that is negative: being a streamer.

You fags make this huge deal when he gets a 20 dollar tip. It's not going to change a single thing and Phil knows it.

Stop making a drama about "stop giving him money" and then it'll actually happen.
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You don't understand the psychology of the pigroach.

Getting $150 is the goal, if he gets the goal he is successful in his own little world. Yes he spends the money immediately on bullshit but it's quite obvious he's addicted to spending the money and when he doesn't have the money to spend that is when he gets anxiety and throws tantrums. Look at him last night, he looked like he was about to blow his brains out because he only made $100 and not $150.

There is very little content when he's making goals, his best rants and retarded actions come from him not hitting goals.
 
OMG, I wish I knew he got akimbo pistols! If only that part was on the schedule! Sorry, Phil. If I knew this glorious, value-adding event was going to happen I would have been there with my $50 appology/praise tip message! AKIMBO PISTOLS, GUYS!

I really dont get why he's not hitting the non-goals with such amazing content.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
it may cause some very brief visual artifacts that doesn't affect your perception of the game, but most of the time the heuristic algorithm is on point and you don't even understand the padded animations.
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I can't remember who said it or exactly what they said but some fighting game guy said he'd seen it roll back, but he'd never seen it drop inputs. Not once. Also, it's rollback, and it rolls back every player. Not just one person, that means everyone is on an even playing field.

I really think it is a case of him misunderstanding something 20 years ago, thinking he cracked the code and believing it to this day. We've seen his narcissism change what people are saying in real time. He was getting his ass kicked back then and that made him feel better and it's continued to this day. Allllllll the many, many people that have told him he's wrong are just idiots that don't understand like he does.

AGoodBrazilian said:
Another "this just happened to appear on my timeline" drama post.
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Dude he just cannot keep this man out of his mouth. He just can't accept that Jordie hates him. YOU'RE BENEATH ME, YOU HAVE TO RESPOND! I AM YOUR KING!!! Bro this is pathetic, keep his fuckin name out your droopy ass mouth hoooooly... PATHETIC BISH
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
Another "this just happened to appear on my timeline" drama post.

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I'm mostly immune to experiencing DSP-rage, but him claiming to be a healthy-eating culinary king is my kryptonite. Please neck Phil, you Doordash half your meals and microwave the rest. You're not an adult and you don't know what cooking is.
 
thebigdream said:
You're not an adult and you don't know what cooking is.
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I think it was the DoorDash projection rant he was talking about how it didn't make sense for him to mealprep when he lived alone because he would spend hours to make a few meals. Now, I don't think he knows what meal prep is tbf I think he props made a meal and had leftovers he didn't eat, but imagine being such a spoiled cunt that you think that it's not worth it to meal prep. You can get a week of meals out of one DoorDash order if you buy cheap groceries. There is no universe in which it makes more sense to order restaurant food, even at the old prices.
 
Fridge Raider said:
I really think it is a case of him misunderstanding something 20 years ago, thinking he cracked the code and believing it to this day.
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It's because GGPO (the rawl-bayouck neko that the Cannons developed) had big problems with input delay and dropped inputs... back when it was still in the early stages of development which was almost 2 decades ago. People bitched about it, they eventually fixed it, it's why rawl-bayouck is used by fucking PROS to train for tournaments today btw, there's no real need to go to in-person events to train seriously anymore after GGPO and its proprietary derivatives have become industry standard for fighting games, and the gap between offline players and "online warriors" is very small right now, compared to way back in the day when most fighting games still used delay-based where playing online was a completely different experience from playing offline.

Of course, just like some of his other claims like "AMD cards are meant to overheat, they are not good" because AMD cards had problems with overheating 15 FUCKING YEARS AGO, because GGPO used to drop inputs like crazy it still does so today in Phail's solipsistic mind. To cope with the fact that the Cannons are successful sussessful, beloved and gave a great gift to the fighting game community out of pure love of the game rather than greed, Phail has to make up these wild FGClluminati blameless victim/conquering hero stories where he was the whistleblower exposing the Cannons' greed and lust for power where they wanted to strongarm and scam Capcom into purchasing GGPO so the Cannons can make tens of dozens of hundreds of thousands of millions of dahllers and become the Augustus and Caesar of the FGC. I heard that together with Linda they even hired two unidentified black doodz to assassinate him but Phail managed to fight them off and escape in his car before he crashed into a parked car!

Of course, the whole narrative falls apart when you actually know the real story. The Cannons fucking hated the shitty delay-based ahnline mode of SF4, they created their own netcode, begged Capcom to use it, they refused. GGPO has had a small license fee in the past and for 7 years now it's been completely open source. But just like the lady cop that spawned the 220 meme said, he has a compromised moral compass and no theory of mind so he thinks that everyone's a cheating, backstabbing, scamming, greedy bastard like him.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
GGPO has had a small license fee in the past and for 7 years now it's been completely open source
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Dude what a bunch of fucking chads. They put in all that work and they just gave it a way for the health of a community they love? The only thing I don't like about that is that now all these huge companies that can afford to pay for it get to use it for free when they should be compensated. Still, that is very noble. What a shock, Phil doesn't care about any of that, the health of a community he claims he loved at one point, the enjoyment of others, or slandering someone else when he complains people slander him constantly. Nope, he only cares about coping about how shit he is.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
I got a new mouse and a new wrist rest to get a positive K/D ratio (12/11, counting support kills) in Call of Duty. Where's ICS with my $150?

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Has any autist made a list of how much shit he has bought? It's really at a hilarious and ridiculous level. It seems almost every fucking day he has a new keyboard or some shit.

It also appears that he probably stopped playing WWE Champions but its hard to say. He's not in a faction anymore, which is already known but it doesn't seem like he has been participating in any recent events. He does log in a lot but maybe he got bored of WWEC and has been spending like crazy on gamer shit instead to fill the empty void that is his life.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
I got a new mouse and a new wrist rest to get a positive K/D ratio (12/11, counting support kills) in Call of Duty. Where's ICS with my $150?

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Phil acting like he needs the most high end top of the line gaming peripherals just to go 20-19 in CoD is some of the funniest shit to me.

Especially when you realize with SBMM he’s primarily playing against people like Jayde or gamer dads lying on the couch after a 12 hour shift playing on a 70 inch tv with a standard Xbox controller
 
neger psykolog said:
It also appears that he probably stopped playing WWE Champions but its hard to say.
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Nah. He will never give it up. He plays less but he will never give it up. Sunken cost. He left SoS back in December, then was with them again, then left again. Probably because he's an insufferable faggot and since he isn't balling out as hard for events and shit the juice isn't worth the squeeze for them anymore. One more example of how Phil will, on a long enough timeline, alienate anyone that he interacts with. It's my primary evidence in thinking Khet is, at best, a roommate, because how the fuck could you go YEARS talking to Phil daily? Literally no one has done it. How long was he friends with Rambo? Few years? I mean fuck dude not even his own mother wants to see him.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
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This is what a "ripped" body looks like.
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I hate this.
Mr. Brown said:
You don't understand the psychology of the pigroach.

Getting $150 is the goal, if he gets the goal he is successful in his own little world. Yes he spends the money immediately on bullshit but it's quite obvious he's addicted to spending the money and when he doesn't have the money to spend that is when he gets anxiety and throws tantrums. Look at him last night, he looked like he was about to blow his brains out because he only made $100 and not $150.

There is very little content when he's making goals, his best rants and retarded actions come from him not hitting goals.
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If nothing else I'm getting tired of the Anon tip saga, it gets stale. A string of non goals will spice it up. I dont care if he gets money or not because its gone, but as far as content, the "making goal because Anon deposited the most money every time" content is now stale.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
I don't understand why his snort sacs come and go, and the right one has really inflammed lately. I try searching on Google and there's nobody else that has snort sacs like Phil.
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Someone should contact medical researchers to show them this rare discovery. It could be called "Burnell Cheeks" to go with his Sylvanio thumb (or whatever the fuck it was called).
 
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