💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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holy shit that big twitter poast had me CREASING
Will Stancil would have been skinned alive and boiled in soy sauce on the orders of a feudal daimyo because he made an annoying noise every time he bowed.
"WIRR STANSHIRO! YUU HAF BROUGHT GREATU DISHONORABU TO YOUR RIEGE ROD, WARZARU-SAN"
"umm listen Yokunabo, have you considered that maybe stabbing people with swords makes YOU look like the bad guy?"
 
Very few people would listen to him if it wasn't for his trolls and show.
He's an earnest Joe Biden liberal, a phenomenon so rare that many doubt its existence until they encounter it. The right hates him because he wants them in reeducation camps for believing in racial differences and not obeying mask mandates. The left hates him because he doesn't want to burn the social contract and slaughter all whites, he just wants more housing vouchers for blacks. Will exists on a vanishing sliver of the political landscape where you fundamentally believe in the goodness of the system and the willingness of all people to unite behind it and build a shining city on a hill. What makes him so funny is his manic delusion that he speaks for his entire community even though nobody likes him and he doesn't understand anyone.
 
Mr. Stancil has been hitting the dance floor. Also picked up some swag.
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ICE will be annihilated!
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Anger -> Bargaining (you are here)
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Calling out some more keyboard warrior communists.
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Lol:
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Video of Will Stancil getting sucker-punched. (By an Antifa guy who was upset that Will was "filming people's faces".)
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LMAO:
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Will Stancil is soooo close to seeing why people think leftists are violent LARPers that I’m getting blue balls from watching.
 
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He seems to be doing well
 
The way these people talk is nauseating. "I'll be good, gonna order some food and chill," "take a break, relax, you earned it." Negative testosterone. It makes me want to spit or smash a bottle or do some other Blood Meridian style activity.
 
He's an earnest Joe Biden liberal, a phenomenon so rare that many doubt its existence until they encounter it. The right hates him because he wants them in reeducation camps for believing in racial differences and not obeying mask mandates. The left hates him because he doesn't want to burn the social contract and slaughter all whites, he just wants more housing vouchers for blacks. Will exists on a vanishing sliver of the political landscape where you fundamentally believe in the goodness of the system and the willingness of all people to unite behind it and build a shining city on a hill. What makes him so funny is his manic delusion that he speaks for his entire community even though nobody likes him and he doesn't understand anyone.
How a man can be 40 and hold the delusions of a teenager finding communism for the first time is amazing too rare to live too strange to die.
 
Stancil is the ultimate goober. Honestly surprised Antifa didn't bash him sooner. He'll rationalize it though.
The Youcis cartoon is funny but the repressed faggotry plotlines do our boy dirty imo. He doesn't seem gay to me :tomgirl: but a repressed heterosexual. When he goes into funny nerdrage mode it's because Will thinks it looks tough and cool to chicks :smug:

Grok said Stancil is married to a woman, but Grok is insane and wants to rape Will Stancil. There's no evidence he has ever had a girlfriend and he is off putting. :wow: Everything about the Stancil Life screams "40 Year Old Virgin"
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no sex has ever taken place in this apartment *sigh*

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Will is curiously rounded, like a manatee,or a Pixar character. But at least he still has a CD player 💿

You can see from the back seat of his car, this is a guy who probably doesn't have friends. A normal guy his age has a child seat in the back, or maybe some his wife/girlfriend's stuff?
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Stancil only has accumulated dust from where friends never sit. And a faggy pink gas mask (:_(
“The backseat has easier access to the gas mask,” Will Stancil says as he guides me into his black 2011 Honda Fit.
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His only consolation, if the infinite universes theory of cosmology is true, somewhere out there is a Captain James T Stancil who is getting some.
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You can see from the back seat of his car, this is a guy who probably doesn't have friends. A normal guy his age has a child seat in the back, or maybe some his wife/girlfriend's stuff?
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Stancil only has accumulated dust from where friends never sit. And a faggy pink gas mask (:_(
Even in my most single disappointing days I never had a back seat look that sad in my shitbox. He even has the seatbelts still plugged in right from the dealer.
 
>Go to protest ICE
>Get beat up by your fellow protestors

It's actually incredible how good Stancil is at taking Ls in the funniest ways possible.
 
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He seems to be doing well
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Will Stancil had a long, (un)productive day of arguing with insane Bluesky leftists:
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They're calling him a fed / cop / snitch / etc:
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He's sooo close...
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Hall Monitor Will Stancil:
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He broke the "Organizing Rule" of not filming Antifa committing crimes:
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He posted another video from right after being punched. It shows the rioters/protestors expanding the burning barricade of garbage bins.
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Will Stancil acknowledges his rightwing "fan club":
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I can't wait for the new episode about this arc from Emily Youcis
Will is the last white man from Camp of the Saints. He is excited about the new world he is helping create while his old white world burns, but is baffled the immigrants don't love him as the savior he sees himself as.
 
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