💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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ZazietheBeast said:
So once Musk builds his bots, we can expect robots of all shapes and sizes want to gape Will Stancil. Can't wait for the news reports of this or the hilarity of a built army of robots for some reason go against their orders and just go straight to Will.
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This robot has been trained to rape Will Stancil. Again.
 
Onepumpplumpchump said:
Stancil right wing arc incoming. I love how the commies are ostracizing him into basically being right wing. Next episode of the Will Stancil show will be a banger.
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He's too Stancilly to change. Can't even take off his glasses without looking like a painfully awkward dork
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(He lost them at "Hi, I'm Will Stancil" :story:)

Imagine taking a swing at a guy who looks like this. It'd be like beating up a middle aged lesbian, just wrong and unnecessary. Mr Stancil looks completely harmless, only a coward would sucker punch his soft doughy face.
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WelperHelper99 said:
Stancil will learn nothing from this
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Sisyphus was doomed to an afterlife of torment, but Will Stancil's punishment is being Will Stancil in life. A strangely ageless and shapeless 40 something man in a 15 year old Honda shitbox. A Masters degree in Black People hasn't provided the wealth or plethora of pussy he was promised and he blames those damn RethugliKKKans. Remember that doofus kid who was always picked last for every team? Will Stancil.
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Sexual Chocolate said:
Imagine taking a swing at a guy who looks like this. It'd be like beating up a middle aged lesbian, just wrong and unnecessary. Mr Stancil looks completely harmless, only a coward would sucker punch his soft doughy face.
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Yes. . .but what about FUCKING his soft doughy face?
 
i think it'd be really really funny if people who saw will as a lolcow sent him a "we wish you well" care package in his time of distress because
A: it would be entirely sincere
B: just like when he ran for that one office, lefties would absolutely see it, say "look at who's supporting him!" and it would invite great personal trouble

disclaimer: this is not me making trolling plans
 
Sexual Chocolate said:
Sisyphus was doomed to an afterlife of torment, but Will Stancil's punishment is being Will Stancil in life. A strangely ageless and shapeless 40 something man in a 15 year old Honda shitbox. A Masters degree in Black People hasn't provided the wealth or plethora of pussy he was promised and he blames those damn RethugliKKKans. Remember that doofus kid who was always picked last for every team? Will Stancil.
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Stancil is the ultimate goober. Honestly surprised Antifa didn't bash him sooner. He'll rationalize it though.
 
If he keeps trying to be involved with these protests after being yeeted from the thinly-veiled Antifa group and having the irrational Antifa hate beam turned on him where they lie and smear him and work themselves into hysterics, I genuinely worry for Will. The next punch might be something more like the Richard Spencer one, full force with a wrench up the sleeve. I don't think he realizes these aren't good-hearted people like him :(
 
When even the paid rioters of the Protest-Industrial Complex hate your guts, it would be a sign to any normal person to reflect on their behavior. Not Mista Stancil.
 
This dudes life is surreal. It seems fate also conspires to rape Will Stancil. His destiny as wild as a plastic bag in a hurricane. Also C-Span host inadvertently reveals himself to be an agent of the StancilWaffen

 
AnOminous said:
Yes. . .but what about FUCKING his soft doughy face?
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Now that the pictures of the agents who shot Alex Pretti have been released, and they look like this...

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... I am now even more firm in my belief that Will simply wanted a few male agents to grab him and rough him up a bit, maybe throw him to the ground, and then Will continues stubbornly to resist, shouting "HANDS OFF, YA DARN FASCIST!" and so one of the strapping young agents has to straddle his back to pin him down. The agent's groin making contact with Will's prone body, his own arousal evident even through Will's sensible winter coat, and Will looks up over his shoulder, their eyes meeting...

Instead he just got punched in the face by an old overweight Antifa guy. Sad.
 
There's one sperg I keep seeing responding to every one of Will's posts with the same links. It's barely gotten any traction but I know the moment Will Stancil ends up on blue sky's bad side, there will be a thousand people recounting that one time he went to bat for ICE executing some poor innocent protester. This applies to everyone on the internet, but is more common with leftists, where you can just repeat something enough times until it becomes true. I looked at some earlier posts and he's been doing this for at least 4 months.

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I wonder if this is related to Mr. Stancil getting expelled by the anti-ICE groups, or just a random guy who really hates him.
 
Sexual Chocolate said:
Sisyphus was doomed to an afterlife of torment, but Will Stancil's punishment is being Will Stancil in life. A strangely ageless and shapeless 40 something man in a 15 year old Honda shitbox. A Masters degree in Black People hasn't provided the wealth or plethora of pussy he was promised and he blames those damn RethugliKKKans. Remember that doofus kid who was always picked last for every team? Will Stancil.
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Having a M.A. in Negromancy is an unbelievable power in the USA.

Will stands alone against Yakub and his minions.
 
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