🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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@sacramento89 I'm going to reserve judgment, but ye better sort out your response sharpish, or you're going to learn Kiwi Farms does not like being fucked with.

Getting Amber Heard vs. Johnny Depp vibes from it all.
 
Tom has always been an indisputably coombrained individual, but these zoomer women should have been a red flag to anybody from their first sentences.

Hi kiwi people I dated Tom for a few months after meeting him on Tinder. Im not super into internet stuff and had no idea what KiwiFarms

Sacramento pretending she's new to all this The Internet Thing meanwhile in Tom's receipts she's bragging about being a "niche microcelebrity" and ripping imageboard lingo at him nonstop between asking for bulgarian white cock or talking about rape fantasies. Tom clearly has a type, and it's women who grew up without a father and usually ended up on /r9k/ around age 12 and got permanently developmentally oneshotted. Tom has skeletons for sure, but you can tell Rowan and Katie were enjoying their attention way too much.
 
Yeah, soccer moms are usually unemployed alcoholics, lmfao.
There's a high percentage of those women who are no less BPD than their zoomer counterparts. I don't know what's happened to women in the past two decades, but I can spot them now before they even open their mouths.

It's like divorce and being single mothers just fucking turns them insane.
 
Finished the video, holy fuck Gen Z is fucking doomed. I genuinely shudder to imagine the kind of degenerate shit Gen Alpha is going to get up to when they're of age, since they're the first generation to be entirely born in the internet era.

Humanity can't possibly have FIVE generations of complete brain-blasted fuck-ups in a row (Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, Alpha), man...
 
The weird petty humiliating side notes really made this situation stink from go. Felt like a lot of people jumping at the blood in the water just because you hate the guy. Now the arguments of anyone still trying to save face seems to just boil down to...
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I still don't forgive Tom for leading us on and never making a post on here. He could have at least denounced the allegations and said a video was in the works. His silence against easily defensible claims gave them more credence than they needed to have.
 
What kind of big brain play was it to release out-of-context messages knowing Tom had a 'revenge folder'? Rowan must've believed he would be too embarrassed to come forward with evidence discrediting her serious allegations, when all she did was give everyone another reason to not believe victims, and him a reason to brag about his Bulgarian bulge getting all the BPD e-girl slags.

Tons of women do this though man, they go so far as to report men to the police claiming a ton of shit when they know, full well, the guy has receipts via texts/calls (etc) to prove otherwise. It's utterly retarded and part of this brainrot culture of zoomers who believe all they have to do is scream "RAPE" and they'll outright ruin a guys' life.
If I had to place my chips on why they do it, it's because the court of public opinion will outright jump on things like rape allegations without you needing to provide any real proof, so these types of BPD chicks live off instant gratification so they rush into making the accusations, they hope the target will be too scared or unable to come forward to counter the claims and when they do, the chicks completely fucking disappear and play innocent or "I didn't know better" type of shit, look at Rowan now, she's DFEing and disappearing now Tom has made his video dispelling bits and shits. Ok sure, she got phonebooked (Which was going to happen, if you start internet drama like this YOU WILL GET PHONEBOOKED) and that's spooky, but all her DFEing does is, in the court of public opinion, entirely invalidate every single claim she made, any claim anyone supporting her made and vindicates Tom.

A lot of wasted effort.
 
This is over. People on here can moralize about him being a gooner or something all they want, but anything that could get him in real trouble is off the table now. GG!
 
Ageplay allegations have been sweeped. (Text message doesn't mean anything after the fact doesn't change the fact he sent his dick Pic to lolicon girl, which turned to blackmail)
Kai's blackmail has not been addressed.
Cheating allegations has not been addressed.
Things that were not addressed whatsoever:
  • High School e-relationship
  • DMing Scautara when she was 15
  • Having actually met Ellie, no statement on whether or not he was aware of her ageplay fetish
  • Having been in contact with Ellie during his relationship with Sacramento (even if it can be excused by being over the blackmail issue)
  • Cheating on Sacramento at Vidcon 2025
  • Sleeping with one of Destiny's orbiters
  • Covering the mouth during sex
  • Being rough in general without asking first
  • Inability to ejaculate through normal means
  • Furthermore, having a porn addiction and needing to use recently recorded videos to ejaculate
  • Inability to get an erection after being informed your partner has knowledge of your Kiwi Farms thread
  • Brandon Buckingham's alleged whippet use (not really related to him so fair enough)
Basically. Now here's a strange and truly bizarre thing both ladies can do: they can own up to their decision and lay everything out.
@sacramento89 @left4dead
Both of you need to calm down, process the information and address what needs to be addressed. You can also choose not to do anything: most people will view that as being unhelpful to yourselves and not taking accountability.

You should by all means maybe even take a break to process everything. Acknowledge your faults, your omissions and say your piece. Everyone here deserves a chance to respond.

Okay but seriously tho, what the fuck is up with you guys. Porn really has ruined an entire generation.
 
I still don't forgive Tom for leading us on and never making a post on here. He could have at least denounced the allegations and said a video was in the works. His silence against easily defensible claims gave them more credence than they needed to have.
That's the problem with a lot of cancellation campaigns based on failed relationships/situationships, some strange force keeps the accused from coming right out and combatting the claims out of the gate. The SuperMega situation was a great example of that DonDRRR, Matt, and Ryan basically dug their own graves by allowing the ragestorm to play itself out before finally responding months later (or, in Don's case, giving a weak response that neglected the fact that him and Lex dated for months after their supposed incident, allowing Lex to keep claiming victimhood because of the massive blindspot Don left for her).

No matter what the truth is (guilty or innocent), the initial impression has been made and the people who paid attention when the first salvo was thrown aren't always going to pay attention once the clarification comes.
 
Sacramento was thinking of going to the cops now she has nothing to lose, nice going Turkey
>Hello, 911? I had rough sex with a guy a few months ago! He even filmed it!
>Okay ma'am, remain calm. Was this non-consensual?
>No no no, I begged him to fuck me in increasingly degenerate ways every single day for months. I actually had to pester him to get him to film it.
>*Dial tone*
 
My main takeaway from this is that @sacramento89 has thoroughly poisoned the well and shot her own reputation for absolutely no good reason whatsoever.

The thing is that if you just present the hard facts alone, Tom still looks pretty sleazy. He's made plenty of videos and livestreams criticising other people for questionable sexual behaviour, while indulging in degeneracy himself. This kind of conduct is usually subjective and some people are willing to look past what adults get up to in the bedroom - but absolutely nobody likes a hypocrite. Add in him doubling down on adultery supposedly not being that bad a while ago and him even making a "some random girl I banged" comment in the very video he made trying to clear his name, and it's obvious he's hardly a gentleman with women.

But Rowan just had to sensationalise everything, and lie and exaggerate to farm attention. It wasn't enough to tell people what happened and get a handful of "sorry to hear about that" replies before people moved on to something else; she had to be the main character of the story by any means possible. It's very funny seeing her get outed as a schizo bitch who tried ringing him god-knows how many times after it would've been clear to a normal person that he wasn't going to call back - but it also means nobody outside of the most attentive autists is going to care about any of this. He'll get away with it without any lessons being learned, because if the bulk of the accusations against someone consist of fabrications and delusional woman ramblings, why would anyone trust the much smaller pool of accusations that aren't?
 
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Finished the video, holy fuck Gen Z is fucking doomed. I genuinely shudder to imagine the kind of degenerate shit Gen Alpha is going to get up to when they're of age, since they're the first generation to be entirely born in the internet era.

Humanity can't possibly have FIVE generations of complete brain-blasted fuck-ups in a row (Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, Alpha), man...
Nah, some of us will be fine.
 
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