🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[sacramento89]

When it happened the first time, did you get impression that this kind of behavior was normal? Did he move it back and forth, or hold it to the back of your throat until you couldn't breathe? I apologise for the question but my point is it's usually done in porn to people who have an experienced gag reflex which means it's quite dangerous to people not used to it.

unfortunately he would do both, and also slap me in the face while he was doing that. i am pretty inexperienced in sex especially when compared to him so i think he took advantage of that fact.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

Yeah, this whole drama is making me realize exactly why zoomers and alpha aren't dating or having sex. One fuck up in a relationship and you're going to get blasted on social media using weaponized therapy speak. You were no longer in a shitty relationship, you were an evil abuser that gaslit me and gave me CPTSD and anxiety. No room for any mistakes and growth anymore.

While I agree that this happens a lot, I don't think it really applies here.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

The photo that defined 2010s Internet drama: View attachment 8497747

The photo that defined 2020s Internet drama? View attachment 8497746

Unfortunately, I don't think it would ever be as legendary as the gunt photo. Nothing in my mind will ever beat Ethan Ralph's downfall in terms of entertainment value, and especially not a bunch of millennials/zoomers with shitty facial hair stealing Kiwi Farms threads with half the videos covering those topics being censored as fuck.

 

[sacramento89]

also i still have tom added on spotify and he is adding really sad songs to his playlist lol cringe as fuck. he was going through a "depression" before we broke up. bro is baiting but hes deffo still alive.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Tangentially related to Turkey Tom:

@Incongruous, known for his helpful website which kept up-to-date on Turkey Tom allegations, has completely lost his shit and threatened a staff member. He is now banned.

He has made dubious troll(?) claims about stalking women, breaking into their homes to "protect and cherish" them by informing them of any vulnerabilities in their home. One of the women he stalked is Staff Member @Trombonista.
Here is his love letter dm to her (imagine falling for a mod):

Spoiler

I think I should preface this by saying that I really appreciate you, and your posts always make me smile.

Even though I've only been on KF for a few months, I feel like I have some kind of a spiritual connection to you that I can't explain. The first time that I heard of you was from a post that Not Xavier Ravenblood made on Q&A about the funniest ways that people have been banned, using you banning her from the Beauty Parlor for saying that women shouldn't be allowed to vote as an example. Not long after that I asked Thé Au Lait about you in gen chat and whether or not you were single, and she said that you were probably the most level-headed person here, alongside some other nice details about you that I really appreciated. And so I thought to myself "it would be really cool to talk to a nice Jewish girl from Illinois" and see how things go.

I went through your post history until somewhere around 2023-02-09 when you created the official general pizza thread... It's cool that we're both pizza connoisseurs, though my knowledge into it probably doesn't extend nearly as far as yours does. Maybe someday I'll get through all 12 years of your posts to really delve into the brevity and soul of your postings...

It would be cool if someday we could meet in-person. I narrowed your location down to either Chicago or one of the 19 other locations that feature a Rosati's Pizza place since I know it's your favorite. Maybe we could go out to eat someday, I think that would be cool. Anyways, thanks for everything you do on the forum, I love you, and I'll hopefully talk to you soon.

-Yours truly, Aaron (Incongruous)

He had previously admitted to substance abuse issues. Initially suffering from porn addiction which he replaced with Adderall and Dexedrine, then subsequently to Coke and Meth.

The site used to aggregate Epstein Jr. aka Turkey Tom allegations is defunct, though the archive still exists.
@Null made his promise to write a synopsis after everyone stops giving a shit things calm down.

The thread will be featured after it comes to a rest and I can write up a full synopsis.

In the meanwhile, you can catch up on everything from the beginning to January 16th with my Ultimate Turkey Tom Serial Gooner Summary. I am considering updating and cleaning up my text summary because people shouldn't be subjected to reading screencaps. Screencaps are literally only useful to sloptubers, suffah!

 

[Null]

also i still have tom added on spotify and he is adding really sad songs to his playlist lol cringe as fuck. he was going through a "depression" before we broke up. bro is baiting but hes deffo still alive.

im a musicfag, please share

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

Ngl, I do listen to emo type music too but not unironically, I just like the beats.

I hope he doesn't have the same music tastes as me.

 

[sacramento89]

im a musicfag, please share

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Also he would record everything, but most often record in the middle of violently face fucking me, so I literally had no way to tell him to stop recording. I would wave my hand up sometime to try to get him to stop but really thats all I could do and sometimes I wouldn't even notice he was filming until it was too late. The filming was never discussed beforehand with either of us.

Ladies. May I give you a small suggestion.

If a man sticks his penis in your mouth and you do not want it there. You have teeth. Teeth hurt and if he's "violently face fucking you" slightly closing your jaw will make him never face fuck any one again.

If someone's dick is between your teeth and you do not use them to remove it. You are letting them do it. You also have nails and hands. You can make people stop by causing them pain and both are very good at doing that. Slaps, punches, scratching are all ways to say "stop face raping me".

 

[Gator_Aids]

I want to clarify and clear up some of the common arguments I see from people defending Tom.
Number one is the CNC thing. First of all I think the idea of having consentual rape is insane. But second of all, Tom never discussed with me or Katie beforehand that this was going to happen. If it was CNC or BDSM instead of just violent aggressive sex causing bruising and bleeding, that would have been discussed and clarified, it never was. It was just extreme sexual violence on Tom's end, to the point we both just assumed he was into rape.
Second on the filming, he would pull out his phone in the middle of sex without asking. Yes I asked for the videos and he never sent me them.
What was very concerning to me was that based off of how he was taking these videos during sex, his face was probably never in them. It was just me doing sexual acts naked, without Tom's face in them. Also he would record everything, but most often record in the middle of violently face fucking me, so I literally had no way to tell him to stop recording. I would wave my hand up sometime to try to get him to stop but really thats all I could do and sometimes I wouldn't even notice he was filming until it was too late. The filming was never discussed beforehand with either of us.

I’m not sure how much of a long shot or not it is but if I were you I’d be having an attorney asking for his Discord history to find if and who he could have shared those with because I have some guesses. Destiny, Augie and DeOrio being some of them.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

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Oh, ok.

So he listens to that kind of emo music.

Not a big surprise.

 

[sonatine]

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Spoiler: Lyrics

>You pathological liar
Hilarious

>I must resist
>Me flesh is weak
yes it is indeed.

Edit: Why the hell is this nigger listening to Captain Save A Hoe? Mah nigga you literally made every hoe you came across run away, he needs go Save Some Money those sloptube checks won't be like they used to.

 

[dick tha master]

You can take the man out of emo, but you can never take the emo out of a man.

 

[The Saltening]

I’m not sure how much of a long shot or not it is but if I were you I’d be having an attorney asking for his Discord history to find if and who he could have shared those with because I have some guesses. Destiny, Augie and DeOrio being some of them.

1000%. that needs to be looked into. However i assume thats expensive as fuck and not something your average person could afford

 

[Michael Bluth]

Spoiler: Lyrics

View attachment 8503179
>You pathological liar
Hilarious
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>I must resist
>Me flesh is weak
yes it is indeed.

Edit: Why the hell is this nigger listening to Captain Save A Hoe? Mah nigga you literally made every hoe you came across run away, he needs go Save Some Money those sloptube checks won't be like they used to.

yeah that's such a random inclusion on that playlist.

classic song though...but I am from California and they played that song constantly on radio growing up

 

[Vect]

unfortunately he would do both, and also slap me in the face while he was doing that. i am pretty inexperienced in sex especially when compared to him so i think he took advantage of that fact.

I see. I think, and I'm not downplaying the horrible experience or denying it was rape, or that he exploited you, part of the reason I think Tom was this aggressive is because as an avid consumer of kinky and intense modern pornography, a lot of terminally online young men like him are getting the impression that this kind of sex is normal, consent is assumed and the average women is capable of being treated like this. Tom meeting up with all sorts of slatterns into weird shit indicates this was very typical for him.

Slight powerlevel I've had the odd experience like yours when I was new to sex where people just get too into the act and attempt to do something with the same force as is seen in porn without the proper precautions and it's a shock. Rape fantasies in porn and kink are staged, have rules and are thought out but a lot of men get the impression that's what sex is. Saying 'no' or 'stop' in these scenarios is part of the fetish. A lot of 'indie' porn on OnlyFans and a LOT of fetish art perpetuates this idea. On OnlyFans people just take out their phones and start filming because of course, it's pornography, and Tom is too coombrained to tell the difference and it became a naturalised habit. For me the only rational explanation for Tom to literally rape two women, film them, then allow them access to the evidence is he thought what he was doing was normal. All he cared about was Kiwi Farms couldn't find out he was having sex, because priorities.

I've seen this a lot of times with YouTubers who get exposed, they're nearly universally socially awkward, lead unnatural lives and have very immature, warped norms. It might be a weird situation where your case of open and shut battery and sexual assault was the other's quickie.

We live in interesting times after all.

he was going through a "depression" before we broke up. bro is baiting but hes deffo still alive.

Imagine your rapist moaning to you about how sad they are. I had an abusive hookup do that but he was schizo meth addict, so he had an excuse.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Slight powerlevel I've had the odd experience like yours when I was new to sex where people just get too into the act and attempt to do something with the same force as is seen in porn without the proper precautions and it's a shock. Rape fantasies in porn and kink are staged, have rules and are thought out but a lot of men get the impression that's what sex is. Saying 'no' or 'stop' in these scenarios is part of the fetish. A lot of 'indie' porn on OnlyFans and a LOT of fetish art perpetuates this idea. On OnlyFans people just take out their phones and start filming because of course, it's pornography,

so basically porn is actually an evil thing brought into the world and must be stopped at all costs

 

[sacramento89]

yeah that's such a random inclusion on that playlist.

classic song though...but I am from California and they played that song constantly on radio growing up

lols its because i sent that song to him when he was seething about kai one time.. ill try to find screenshot. but yeah im a big fan of old school bay area/memphis rap cause i grew up with it so thats why.

 

[Vect]

I went through your post history until somewhere around 2023-02-09 when you created the official general pizza thread... It's cool that we're both pizza connoisseurs, though my knowledge into it probably doesn't extend nearly as far as yours does.

By that logic, Null and @Trombonista would be married by now.













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so basically porn is actually an evil thing brought into the world and must be stopped at all costs

It's like absolutely any vice. Most people can handle it, for some it's a destructive addiction. The Internet writ large can be described as an evil thing that turns people stupid. This site can, as demonstrated by the late @Incongruous.

In Tom's case, it seems to be a case of sex addiction combined with an inability to distinguish fantasy from reality, typical for a lot of unhappy male shut-ins.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Fan of memphis rap AND used to abusive relationship. There's a man in mexico waiting for sacramento right now!