US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Current members of the US Supreme Court
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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Otto Bismark]

if you like futa, your chances of running into epstein increases 41%.

I know there's one dude with an account here who made it into the epstein files,
and his ass was a furry, again if you were a coomer, you fucking met epstein in a thread at one point.

>tfw i probably told Epstein to rope and/or that he has shit taste in porn

 

[whatchamacallit]

If pretty girls were being deported, women wouldn't be killing themselves trying to run down immigration cops.

They reserve their displaced motherly protection instincts for rapists and murderers.

If it were all hot latinas and blacks being deported women would be the biggest snitches for ICE alive, there's nobody that hates pretty women more than other women.

 

[pooterino]

In light of all the bleached posting
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Go to the door, open it and step outside (locking it behind you, always). Tell them to be bros and go down the block to the car wrap shop to pick up a few Miguels before coming back if they really need to; tell them that they're fucking up your ability to smash.

Give them a fist bump before they turn back to their SUV and go back inside.

 

[Breadbassket]

I'm answering the door because there's a complete stranger, with extreme delusions of admiration, in my home. I'm not getting stabbed to death.

It's perhaps bold to say but the odds of encountering a illegal immigrant burglar breaking into your house are most likely higher then encountering a illegal immigrant model breaking into your house.

 

[Michael Wade]

I need an emergency channel archive. I can't figure out how to do the hour long videos

https://www.youtube.com/@Willaura13

It has a leaked 2 hour long video of Steve bannon interviewing Epstein before he died, among other things

 

[Lip Glossary]

I agree with almost all of this except the Power Plant part. I believe they deserve Chernobyl

I agree in theory, but one nuclear meltdown that a power plant in California could spread hundreds of miles and I don't want to mess up our nice beautiful Arizona to spite them.

 

[Ben Zener]

>hot illegal immigrant rings doorbell
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

call ice
???????
profit

 

[Lip Glossary]

this has already been done. it was called the soviet union, and it ended exactly like everyone who isn't a deluded marxist expected.
now look around. do you see many libshits accept the lessons that the failed soviet experiment taught the world? i don't think so.

No, this is already been done in Korea. We did a nice big DMZ full of landmines and the good ones thrived and the shitty people are starving to death.

 

[LiquidKid]

Never send any daughters you have to college. Never let them have unsupervised Internet access.

It's unfortunate but true.

Or just raise her correctly and be an active part of her life.
Is really so hard to spend time with your kids, have dinner with them nightly, and take active interest in their education and activities?
If you build a strong foundation with your child, they won’t get radicalized

 

[Moral plague]

Or just raise her correctly and be an active part of her life.
Is really so hard to spend time with your kids, have dinner with them nightly, and take active interest in their education and activities?
If you build a strong foundation with your child, they won’t get radicalized

Apparently it is hard, yeah. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many women whining about how they hate their fathers.

 

[Jace on ice]

I was reading that lulzy propaganda article about how gangly Jew Alex Pretti was peak masculinity and had a realization.

After ICE turned him into 41% lead the only people who gave a statement were his parents.

No friends ever came forward to mourn or talk about how great a guy he was or whatever.

No girlfriend, no boyfriend (he was a leftist) hell not even a casual drinking buddy or a coworker even surfaced to say a kind word.

He was 37 so it's not like he had the zoomer excuse of the entire generation being lonely friendless weirdos.

What's up with that?

 

[Martian High Command]

The rulership of evil voodoo gods they made a pact with to overthrow the French. Also niggers. It's like a tropical Mordor with an even lower GDP and higher crime rate.

Based knower. I really wish I had the time to do a long write-up on the history of Haiti. It's like if every racist meme on the internet congealed into realspace.

To anyone here who isn't aware, people aren't exaggerating when they say Haiti might be a supernaturally evil place. That is genuinely a position entertained by some modern historians, it might be the worst place on earth. You would legit rather live in darkest Somilia than Haiti at pretty much any period.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

HEY CHUDS! LOOK AT THIS HAWWWT SOUTHEAST ASIAN SUPERMODEL IN YOUR BEDROOM!! DON’T YOU WANNA DICK HER DOWN? YOU WOULDN’T DEPORT SUCH A HOT PIECE OF ASS, WOULD YOU??

Fucking redditors.

It's the sexual analogue to their other, favourite "argument": "BUT MUH FOREIGN FOODZ".

These ex-humans have reduced themselves to nothing more than emotion and their lizard-brain-actuated impulses of food and sex. I've known German Sheperds with more complex thoughts and personalities.

Amateur mistake: don't call ICE until you're already done

Alternatively, make a fun game of it:

Call ICE, then fuck her and see if you can come before ICE arrives.

Hard Mode: Make her come too.

*Edited to avoid double-posting

 

[LiquidKid]

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I’d never date a thot so I’m good

A big chunk of Reddit is comprised of coomers, and revolve their lives around it. The more surprising thing would be Redditors as a whole not boiling everything down to what they get their rocks off to (especially the men of Reddit).

I think it’s funny that they assume all immigrants are illegal. If you truly were in love, you would go through the process of marriage and legal immigration. Why date a criminal?

Apparently it is hard, yeah. Otherwise there wouldn't be so many women whining about how they hate their fathers.

it’s not hard, there’s just a lot of pathetic men out there

 

[Soycast II]

BUT MUH FOREIGN FOODZ

What’s the point of living if I can’t get some authentic dog chops from chef Xi Qing Xao Ling?

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I was reading that lulzy propaganda article about how gangly Jew Alex Pretti was peak masculinity and had a realization.

After ICE turned him into 41% lead the only people who gave a statement were his parents.

No friends ever came forward to mourn or talk about how great a guy he was or whatever.

No girlfriend, no boyfriend (he was a leftist) hell not even a casual drinking buddy or a coworker even surfaced to say a kind word.

He was 37 so it's not like he had the zoomer excuse of the entire generation being lonely friendless weirdos.

What's up with that?

That is thunk-provoking...

It sounds as if he was another lost loser with nothing important or meaningful for which to live, and so glommed onto Current Thing.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

I was reading that lulzy propaganda article about how gangly Jew Alex Pretti was peak masculinity and had a realization.

After ICE turned him into 41% lead the only people who gave a statement were his parents.

No friends ever came forward to mourn or talk about how great a guy he was or whatever.

No girlfriend, no boyfriend (he was a leftist) hell not even a casual drinking buddy or a coworker even surfaced to say a kind word.

He was 37 so it's not like he had the zoomer excuse of the entire generation being lonely friendless weirdos.

What's up with that?

His ex wife gave a statement. Mostly a "yeah doesnt surprise me he was that libtarded".

Married women start looking to cut men who havent impregnated them successfully after awhile. (Unless its her with the problem then its your duty to stay with her through this) This guy was so masculine he didnt knock up his wife.

Also hot deportees dont happen because 6's and above find a white guy to marry. 5 and below try too with less (but still some) success. After they secure their papers after 5 years they may bail and get divorce money.

I have been propositioned by foreign girls who wanted a green card several times in younger years. If this hasnt happened to you as a man you either arent able to interact with illegal women, are short, or are poor.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I was reading that lulzy propaganda article about how gangly Jew Alex Pretti was peak masculinity and had a realization.

After ICE turned him into 41% lead the only people who gave a statement were his parents.

No friends ever came forward to mourn or talk about how great a guy he was or whatever.

No girlfriend, no boyfriend (he was a leftist) hell not even a casual drinking buddy or a coworker even surfaced to say a kind word.

He was 37 so it's not like he had the zoomer excuse of the entire generation being lonely friendless weirdos.

What's up with that?

Yeah, same with Renee good.

These people are unhinged.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

I've known German Sheperds with more complex thoughts and personalities.

Dogs have infinitely more going on in them than fucking lefties. Dogs know in-group versus out-group, are happy to work, are both conventionally and emotionally intelligent to treat babies delicately and love them, often have insane amounts of patience for toddlers being toddlers and just humans as a whole, will go out of their way to comfort people with no self interest, will fight and die for their families even when they're not even the same species (something good dog owners/handlers will do right back), and are completely able to make their wants, desires, and thoughts known through nonverbal body language (including evolving eyebrows just for humans).

What leftist can do literally any of this?

I miss my dogs.

 

[FieldPiece]

I've been smiling all day thinking of the fact I've probably told Epstein to kill himself. Too bad he never did.