💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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The person whose story Shane stole was 3 years old girl. Not sure what teen you are referencing.
that one
 
He always needs to bring up his connection to Xbox even when it's not warranted.

It's like it's the only thing he has in his life.
That's like me saying I have ties China's Defense Technology every time I have an argument with someone just because I beta tested a english version of Kylin or ties to Apple because I've tested products for them. All he had is phone support. AI can do that now and better. Its not like he's support at Valve. Least there's the drone strike meme with them. Once Microsoft's new office is up and running in town I get to have a walk through. Who cares? other than some sub 80 IQ retard who's identity is XBox. I just consider it a nice thing to do.
 
That's like me saying I have ties China's Defense Technology every time I have an argument with someone just because I beta tested a english version of Kylin or ties to Apple because I've tested products for them. All he had is phone support. AI can do that now and better. Its not like he's support at Valve. Least there's the drone strike meme with them. Once Microsoft's new office is up and running in town I get to have a walk through. Who cares? other than some sub 80 IQ retard who's identity is XBox. I just consider it a nice thing to do.
It's not just phone support because he worked in some Microsoft store as well. That's fucking retail. Nothing to brag about.
 
That's fucking retail. Nothing to brag about.
Thats where you're wrong kiddo
without professional salesman nobody would've bought the Xbox and Bill gates wouldnt have his millions of dollars which should be my millions of dollars because i spent 60 years as chief corporate Cyber intelligence development team squad lead developer and chief butterknife storage manager
If you ever played a video game, you're welcome
If you ever buttered your toast, you're welcome
You dont even deserve to be given a darwin award
See you at Nuremberg!
 
He always needs to bring up his connection to Xbox even when it's not warranted.

It's like it's the only thing he has in his life.
I'm just gonna assume he'll never connect the dots that Microsoft has effectively giving up the idea of the (he)Xbox being it's own console. Sure, Microsoft bought up a bunch of developers/publishers, but they've already stated they intend for none of them to be console exclusive. They intend for it to basically be a PC that can only play console games and connect to whatever services so people can pay a subscription. Ironically enough, a "home entertainment system" is what drove Microsoft into the console market in the first place, but they're only settling on that direction now because Sony and Nintendo (and Steam, but that's due to the market shifting) have kicked their ass for the last two console generations.

Hell, the one generation where they didn't get destroyed (Gen 7//Xbox 360) had this one significant and costly issue calls the red ring of death. Maybe he copes that the only reason the (he)Xbox shit the bed was because he left Microsoft? I don't recall when exactly he stopped working for Microsoft (as a contractor BTW, not as an actual Microsoft employee LOL), but maybe he can delude himself to everything going to hell because he left? Might as well larp as the lost savior if you're that obsessed with this shit anyways.

Either way, it's just funny since he still brags about his short tenure as a contractor working on the he(X)box when it's effectively a zombie console at this point.
 
When you can never afford to rent a home that is not government subsidized you will never have your opinions on the government taken seriously lol
 
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